Bounty hunting star Dog Chapman made his first televised appearance last night following the release of audio tapes that captured him dropping the ‘n-word’ a gajillion times while trashing his son’s girlfriend ( to his son). How fatherly! He and Britney should swap parenting tips. Dog chatted with Sean Hannity, conservative blabbermouth from Fox New’s Hannity & Colmes, and had some very interesting things to say. He apologzied a lot, obvs, and admitted that he often used the slur as a greeting between himself and black friends. “…There’s a special connection that I thought I had between me and black America. And I used to say, ‘I’m black, too.’ In other words, I — my whole life I’ve been called a half-breed, a convict, king of the trailer trash, this and that. I take that and stand. So when I stood there and said, “I kind of know what you feel like, because I’ve been there, too, I felt that I could embrace and like, as brothers or, even as a black woman, say the word.”
Dog has apparently been enlightened since this ordeal began and admits, “I now learned I’m not black at all.” What took you so long, Dog? You could have just looked in the mirror.
Dog’s show is currently off the air, but in case A&E accepts the star’s apology and takes him back, we’ve thought of some new names for the embattled show. Fresh starts make everything better!
- Dog the Man Who Borrowed Britney’s Extensions
- Dog the Sperm Donor (he has 9 kids, ya’ll!)
- Dog the Guy Who Needs Botox More than Teri Hatcher
- Dog the Most Regretful Reality TV Star in America
- Dog the “I’m Gonna Kick My Son’s Ass”
- Dog the Victim of Technology – and Karma
- Dog the Unemployed Bounty Hunter
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How about dog the loser. Duaaaane and his red neck family are a trainwreck and that is the only reason anyone pays an iota of attention to his shows. How can anyone take this 5′, blond mulleted 60 year old running around in s&m outfits and PAINT BALL guns seriously!!! I watch for the sole purpose of sooner or later witnessing the episode where this pathetic moron and his “big top” crew run into the wrong person and get all of their #_)(++()(#)(*`! es kicked by one 100 lb. meth head (preferable female) with one tooth. I mean come on… I feel his fat tank of a wife would be more of a threat than him. I go to bed praying his three ring circus would make the disasterous decision to come to NY and chase real hard criminals that would laugh and slap him silly before running from him. This would make for some serious comedy, much more entertaining than him chasing around “fantasy island” hawiians who steal number 2 pencils from the local walmart to fund their huffing habit. I would welcome the opportunity, probably would even commit a crime, to have these buffoon’s attempt to hunt me down so I could kick all of their #_)(++()(#)(*`! es… one at a time or all together… however they choose. I know my dream of ridding this entire group of pathetic misfits from God’s green earth, or at least from TV, is probably a long should but I would love an opportunity to stick those paint ball guns up each of their #_)(++()(#)(*`! es and pull the trigger while I make them suck on their mace cans like asthma inhalers. Hey, we all can dream right… some dream of hitting the lottery… well this would be my lottery. Peace.
I think what ” The Dog ” and his Family are doing is wonderful i wish ” The Dog ” and his family were here in Canada and as far as his wife she is a beautiful woman and that ( Kevin ) is just a loser with nothing better to do, but to speak his stupid mind
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