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Hulk Hogan Ain’t Makin’ Sense
Hulk Hogan recently did an interview to promote his new show - a brand new version on the 90’s hit American Gladiators. And while he did offer some insight as to how he’s doing these days - “I just pray that things get better for my family” - most of what he said didn’t make that much sense. Below we try to comprehend what’s going on in Hulk’s head.
On his current state: “I’m just leaning into the wind.”
This is probably not that hard considering his massive size.
On the fallout from his son Nick’s car accident: “…we’re going to be very happy when the truth really comes out of what really (happened), instead of all the speculation and all the mentality that’s going on.”
Last time we checked, mentality couldn’t “go on.” But hey, Hulk can use words in whatever way he wants - if we say otherwise, he’ll kick our ass!
On his new show American Gladiator: “Things are bigger and faster. Now we’ve got water — and I wish it was shark-infested.”
We know this is some sort of metaphor, but we have no idea what it means so we’re just going to take it literally. Sharks!
The Hulk did make some sense when he revealed that he’s staying “very, very positive,” and asserted that “You can never say never” when it comes to a reconciliation with his wife. That’s a start Hulk! Now just work on your mentality, and you’ll be good to go.
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December 26th, 2008 at 6:17 am
hi hulk my name is matt i just wantted to let nick now hes not alone i had a car crash i hit a telagarath pole on the drivers door my freand was in the passingres seat i waS DRIVING HE NEVER made it it hit my side i was doing 65 in a 60 zone so thay say i still dont now what happand that day and i still wish i could change it but i can not say it has been al bad becouse sum good came out off it so nick hang inthere if you waNT YOU CAN contact me