Britney’s Worst Year Ever: November
You were there through the bad driving, the head-shaving, and the Criss Angel thing. It’s been a tough year for our girl. No one could have imagined a mere 12 months ago that she’d create such glorious new nonsense every week. Some of the craziness escapes you? Come back every day: We’re counting down the events that made up the Year in Britney.
November 14 – Inhalers and Car Seats – Spears failed one of her mandatory drug tests, which were put in place as a stipulation of her custody agreement. The drug Provigil – which is used to treat narcolepsy — was found in her system. Just two days later, a judge ruled that Britney is prohibited from driving with her children in the car. [Access Hollywood]
November 18 – Natural Born Hustler – Spears made a stop at the Hustler Store, purveyor of sexy lingerie and sex toys, after midnight. When the pop star attempted to try on the underwear she’d selected, store staff informed her that due to the laws of society and the rules of hygiene, she was not allowed. The star then stripped down in the middle of the store in front of 15 customers. When asked to pay, the late-night skivvy shopper rolled her eyes, and snatched a pink wig as she walked out. [Us Weekly]
November 20 – Like A Virgin, Only Not – Just two days after her bizarre episode at the Hustler store, Us Weekly wages all out tabloid war, publishing a report that Spears lost her virginity at the tender age of 14, and not to Timberlake, which she’d always maintained. The magazine also revealed several family skeletons in its cover story on the fallen star, chiefly that depression runs in the Spears family, and Britney’s grandmother had committed suicide after her infant son died. [Us Weekly]
November 28 – Knocked Up? – InTouch reports that Britney is in a family way, by producer JR Rotem. Rotem was one of the pop star’s first suitors following her separation from Federline, and confessed to Blender magazine that he’d “f*cked her wheelbarrow style.” InTouch reports that Rotem had confirmed the pregnancy, but Britney pal Sam Lufti quickly quashed the rumor, calling it “B.S.” [JustJared]
November 28 – Britney’s Very Own Wonderland – On the same day the pregnancy allegations broke, Star magazine had a cover story on Britney’s “Fantasy Room.” Apparently Brit has a room in her house dedicated solely to her kinky sex hobby. Within the mirror-ceilinged room are ticklers, spanking paddles, fur-trimmed handcuffs, costumes and pictures lining the walls of the pop star in a variety of lewd positions. Apart from the double-locked fantasy room, the spy also claimed that Brit’s house is a mess, with feces-stained couches. [Star Magazine]
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