April 3, 2007
- Keith Richards says, “I snorted my father.” It’s like Oedipus Rex…on coke. [Dlisted]
- Britney Spears attends a Lakers game. Afterwards, she got the game ball signed and stored it away in her chin. [IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com]
- Linsday Lohan gets wild at DJ AM’s birthday. See, kids? You can have fun without drinking! [Hollywood Rag]
- Naomi Campbell is set to launch a lingerie line. The elastic should be tight enough to slap anyone who tries to take it off. [Just Jared]
- Mariah Carey may be thinking of adopting. Orphans may be thinking of hiding. [The Superficial]
Tags: Mariah Carey
April 3, 2007
In this episode, New York finally chooses her man.

Don’t they look adorable together?
But first…

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Tags: Celebreality
April 3, 2007
Just when it looked like the 50 vs. Game beef might’ve been squashed, blood is boiling once more.
The Game posted the grimly-titled track "Body Bags" online yesterday as a response to Tony Yayo (part of 50 Cent’s crew) allegedly smacking the 14-year-old son of the owner of Czar Entertainment (the group that manages the Game). AllHipHop did a great recap of the track’s lyrics; suffice it to say that when an MC spits rhymes about how to best silence a pistol with a potato, things ain’t too rosy.
Meanwhile, 50 Cent announced that he’s launching his own investigation into the Yayo incident. He also changed the title of his upcoming album to "Curtis" and leaked a new single online, but right now all eyes are on how, or if, he’ll respond to the Game.
Tags: 50 Cent•The Game
April 3, 2007
Maybe Dutch blunts are that much stronger than Cali chronic …
Whatever the case, Snoop Dogg recently lashed out at FOX News pundit Bill O’Reilly on Dutch TV. O’Reilly has been an outspoken critic of Snoop’s arrest record and drug use, so the D-O-double-jizzle went hard after O’Reilly while overseas, calling him a “motherf*****g p***k,” and advising him to “Suck … my … d**k.” Snoop also said that he would be happy to do an interview with Bill. “We’d have to do it in my neighborhood, though,” said Snoop. “So I could kick his motherf*****g a** when the show is over.” (Watch the video here.)
With O’Reilly in his rearview, no word on whether Snoop plans to battle Karl Rove next.
Tags: Bill O'Reilly•Snoop Dogg
April 3, 2007
Justin Timberlake’s mad as hell and he’s not going to take it anymore. The fair-haired golden child of the pop charts told Details that he despises the tabloids. Quoth Mr. SexyBack, “They create soap operas out of people’s lives. [Britney and I] had our thing, and it’s over. They edit that stuff like MTV edits reality shows. It’s a spin game, and I choose not to take part in it.” While we applaud Justin’s attempts to keep his private life private, we’re also forced to wonder how that’s going to work in America’s new yellow-journalism culture. Would you want your pop stars respectable? And if so, what would happen to US Weekly?
Tags: Justin Timberlake•Music
April 3, 2007
After a 16-day hunger strike, doctors ordered "J" to end her "Starvation for Sanjaya" campaign. The 23-year-old American Idol fan garnered the nation’s attention when she announced her food boycott until hopeful Sanjaya Malakar was ejected from the AI line-up. The 17-year-old Malakar has had a polarizing effect on the nation, the like of which is usually reserved for wars, or actual issues.
In other Sanjaya news, KFC president Gregg Dedrick has plumbed new shallows in marketing, offering Malakar a lifetime of free KFC Classic Bowls in exchange for cutting his famed tresses into a bowl cut. In an open letter, Dedrick states: "We’re sure America will be as ‘bowled-over’ by your take on this classic look as they are by our KFC Famous Bowls."
Tags: Sanjaya Malakar•American Idol