April 26, 2007
- Tyra Banks gives back…to the restaurant and waiter she recently stiffed. What a humanitarian. [Crunk + Disorderly]
- Justin Timberlake’s wax doppelganger is approximately 5,000 times more soulful than he is. [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Pam Anderson returns to her Baywatch roots. This time, with added buoyancy! [The Superficial]
- Memo to Britney Spears: Wear pants. [Just Jared]
- According to People, Drew Barrymore is most beautiful. According to people, her voice is not. [Best Week Ever]
Tags: Britney Spears•Drew Barrymore•Justin Timberlake•Tyra Banks
April 26, 2007

Former Chili Pepper, Rock Star: Supernova star and Carmen Electra-doer Dave Navarro has announced plans to host his own weekly hour-long Internet show, which will premiere May 17. Called Spread Entertainment, Navarro described it as a “looser version of Donahue in a nightclub.” Yes, audience members will be able to ask guests questions. But guests will be chosen on the basis of their appeal, not whether or not they’re hawking a book, album or movie. “I want to use the Internet to support artists and see things that are out there that other corporate structures aren’t allowing us to see,” Navarro says. He’s not kidding. Check out his video playlist (after the jump). If you let it go awhile, you’ll get to see the ad he shot in night-vision where he’s trussed up and groaning with a ball-gag in his mouth. Just another day in the life.
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Tags: Dave Navarro•Music
April 26, 2007

Sanjaya Malakar, the American Idol reject who just won’t go away already, has revealed something that should come as a shock to those with their five senses in tact: he’s straight. Whatever gets you through the day and/or world, Sandy.
The 17-year-old Sanjayjay says that he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was "clingy" and that, like most sensitive guys, he’s been misunderstood.
"I got teased in school because people figured I must be gay because I understand women. I think that’s why guys didn’t like me – because I got along with girls so well. When I went up to girls they would give me a hug and a kiss on the cheek like I was their gay friend. But I was the straight guy that understood them."
Harumph.
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Tags: Sanjaya Malakar•Television•American Idol
April 26, 2007

Hugh Grant has been arrested for his weirdest reason yet: on Tuesday he spazzed out at a paparazzo, kicking and, most hilariously, throwing baked beans at the photog (check out shots here). Hugh was questioned by London police and released on bail. As gross as lobbing slimy beans at someone is, the photog got off easy. Things would have been much worse had he been sodomized by Hugh’s franks. [Reuters]
Tags: Hugh Grant•Movies
April 26, 2007

You know how every year the Oscars are crammed with gratuitous video montages and irrelevant performances when all you really want to see is the announcement of the winners? Well, last night’s episode of American Idol was a lot like that - except all we really wanted to see was the announcement of the loser.
Seriously though, a duet between Celine Dion and Elvis Presley? Jack Black singing Seal’s “Kiss From a Rose”? An appearance from Tom, “creator” of Myspace? We didn’t need all that. However, it was nice to see Sanjaya again. It was kind of like being comforted by hearing the familiarity of an old song that used to drive you crazy.
Basically, we all got tricked into watching a star-studded, two-hour telethon
when all we really wanted was to hear the voting results, that all
through Wednesday’s show, was promised to be “shocking.” The couple
hours of altruistic sentiments of charity, warm feelings of
togetherness and helping to heal the world seemed like it was building
up for a HUGE let down for whomever would be sent home. However, it
turns out that the big “shocker” was that no one went home, and that
two people will be bounced next week.
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Tags: Madonna•Television•American Idol
April 26, 2007
Eve is the latest celeb suspected of driving under the influence after she crashed her gold Maserati into a divider on Hollywood Boulevard at 2:45 this morning. Gossip army TMZ responded with the same speed as the police, and were able to catch a crying Eve being loaded into a squad car as a male companion shouted at photographers. In an odd twist of events, Academy Award-winning actor and family man Sean Penn visited the Philly-bred rapper in the hours between her booking and release. Eve posted bail this morning and was picked up in yet another Maserati.
Why do you think Sean Penn was visiting Eve?
Tags: Eve•Music
April 26, 2007
Sanjaya Family Drug Cartel Exposed
Mom-jaya was caught with 310 marijuana plants, sis-jaya was arrested for possession and stepdad-jaya pleaded guilty to unlawful manufacturing of a controlled substance. [TMZ]
Prince Makes Paris Turn Purple
Hilton stormed off the stage at a Vegas club after Prince handed her the mic, asking: "Let’s see if she can really sing?" Ouch! [Us Magazine]
Sienna Wants Lesbian Role With Kiera
After Lindsay bowed out of film, Sienna Miller jumped at the chance for some girl-on-girl action with British babe Kiera Knightley. [Fox]
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Tags: Alec Baldwin•Paris Hilton•Prince•Richard Gere•Sanjaya Malakar•American Idol