August 28, 2007
- Madonna’s hands are so veiny, I think she’s part woman, part spaghetti. [CityRag]
- Mathematicians put a number on the attractiveness of Jessica Alba’s ass. And that ass is so bountiful that the number stayed there. [Best Week Ever]
- Tom Cruise reportedly sent his children who aren’t Suri to Scientology camp for the summer. You say Scientology camp, I say Mars. [Dlisted]
- Calum Best continues his vigil for the return of Lindsay Lohan in the only manner he knows how: douchily. [Popbytes]
- Amy Winehouse lounges in the Caribbean with one leg in the air. She’s such a driven artist, this is her way of competing with the sea breeze. [Crunk & Disorderly]
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August 28, 2007
The most amazing thing about this episode? We finally encounter something that does not turn Bret on!
The code has been cracked! Someone get Dan Brown on the phone!
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August 28, 2007
John Mellencamp is always on the move. Dude just finished up a spooktastic musical with Stephen King (wha?), and now he might be coming to your town. The roots rocker has announced a string of dates in support of this year’s Freedom’s Road, a politically-charged disc that will undoubtedly prove action-packed in concert. Check the dates, and watch a string of his vids.
| Oct. 26 |
Terre Haute, IN |
Hulman Center |
| Oct. 27 |
Champaign, IL |
Assembly Center |
| Oct. 28 |
Louisville, KY |
Freedom Hall |
| Oct. 30 |
Grand Rapids, MI |
Van Andel Arena |
| Nov. 1 |
Ft. Wayne, IN |
Memorial Coliseum |
| Nov. 2 |
Toledo, OH |
Seagate Centre |
| Nov. 3 |
Indianapolis, IN |
Conseco Fieldhouse |
| Nov. 6 |
Madison, WI |
Alliant Energy Center |
| Nov. 7 |
Mankato, MN |
Alltel Center |
| Nov. 9 |
Des Moines, IA |
Wells Fargo |
| Nov. 10 |
Sioux City, IA |
Tyson Events Center |
| Nov. 11 |
Omaha, NE |
Qwest Center |
| Nov. 14 |
Rockford, IL |
Metrocentre |
| Nov. 15 |
St. Louis, MO |
Scottrade Center |
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August 28, 2007
Good News: Britney got new, pretty blond extensions!
Bad News: The latest outlook on the Brit-cast is dark and stormy, ya’ll. A friend of the starlet’s got in a car accident trying to flee K-Fed’s cronies who showed up at his house to serve him with a subpoena. Her former manager, Larry Rudolph, is currently hiding out somewhere to avoid the same fate. His pal Ryan Seacrest said, “He’s actually on the run, if you will…he doesn’t want to say where he is and he doesn’t want to be served because he said it won’t be good for Britney.”
Brit’s also being investigated by the Department of Children and Family Services due to “allegations of poor dental hygiene, as well as poor eating and sleeping habits for her kids.” Apparently it may even be K-Fed who filed the complaint! There are two lessons to be learned here. Don’t marry a tool-ish backup dancer at twenty-three years old. Also, brush your kids teeth.
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August 28, 2007
Check out Miss South Carolina’s appearance this morning on The Today Show. Obviously still a little nervous and mortified, she attempted to re-do her answer to the question she was asked Friday night at the Miss Teen USA Pageant, which has been viewed online more than 2 million times. The thing is, she doesn’t really answer the question, even though she’s now had 3 days to think about it! You may recall that Lauren Caitlin Upton was asked, “Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can’t locate the U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is?”
Her answer today, while coherent, basically says “My friends and I know where America is on a map, so what the hell is wrong with all these dumb people?!” Right. If only they had whipped out a nice big map of the world and tested her 17-year old ass. She’d probably be pointing at The Iraq.
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August 28, 2007
Britney’s No Dog Beater
The pop star has been cleared of charges that she was responsible for breaking her dog’s tiny leg. Now…what about those kids and their rotting teeth? [Us Weekly]
Ashanti: Overweight and in Hiding
Apparently the singer has gained so much weight she refused to be photographed at an event in San Diego. Check her out looking svelte (right) in June 2007 - she must have done some serious eating since then. [NY Post]
Cameron’s Got Another New Man
I think I know who’s bringing sexy back, and it ain’t Justin. His ex-girlfriend is getting it on all over NYC, and this week she’s linked to Alias star Bradley Cooper. Put your back into it, Cam! [E Online]
Jessica Simpson’s New Singing Gig
The Texan recently burst into song at a Louisiana restaurant, performing an impromptu mini-concert. Apparently, she will work for food. [A Socialite's Life]
Fight with Pal Turned Owen Suicidal
Actor Owen Wilson’s rumored suicide attempt was apparently spurred on by a big battle with a close friend. Let’s hope he’s getting some help - and cutting some peeps out if his life. [NY Post]
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August 28, 2007
Jonesing for music on your television set? Don’t know what to watch? Love to see your favorite musicians tied up in absurd plots? Well, then, you’ve come to the right place, rockers! Check out our shortlist below. For more extensive listings, read VH1’s Rock on TV schedule daily.
House Party, 8:15 p.m. (EST), Cinemax: Before versions 2, 3 and, unbelievably, 4, there was this 1990 classic. More musical than movie, it starred Christopher Reid and Christopher Martin (aka Kid ‘N Play) in a story about high hair, neon pajamas and what happens when your dad grounds you just as you’re about to hook up some hot teenage action. The culture was innocent once, and young!
Charlie Rose with the Beastie Boys, 11 p.m. (EST) PBS: The three bad boys that you know so well keep Charlie company tonight. Will they talk about their new instrumental album? Will they wax eloquent about international politics? Will they announce plans to scuttle their hip-hop ambitions and live on a self-sustaining commune? One thing’s for sure: Charlie will be the equal of it. Has he ever been fazed by anything?
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It’s not like this attention-hungry trio of starlets to pass up a chance to bask in the limelight, regardless of the event. So you’d think at least one of them would’ve turned up at the Teen Choice Awards, which aired this past Sunday on Fox. But the girls were busy staging a silent protest against the kid-driven show, after they were all nominated for the ‘Newsmaker of the Year’ Award for their drunk driving, stints in jail/rehab and crazy head-shaving meltdowns. A source reveals that “none of them would dare to show up . . . all the publicists [for the celebutards] went crazy on Fox, and they just scrapped the category.”
While Brad was busy taking their babies out to lunch at tourist-y New York City restaurants, Angie 
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Just in case there was any question about yesterday’s reports that Owen Wilson had tried to kill himself by popping some pills and slitting his left wrist, there is now official proof. The 
