September 9, 2007
Apparently after going through one deadbeat husband, two kids, three rehab facilities and a whole lot of shaved hair, our pop princess has completely forgotten what once made her great - a hot bod, bangin’ dance moves, and some serious lip-syncing skills. Britney Spears opened MTV’s Video Music Awards tonight with her new song “Gimme More,” and damn, she was effing horrible. It was as if she went to sleep in a sparkly bikini and hooker boots and only woke up when her assistant shoved her on-stage to do her routine. If Brit’s gonna to pretend to have a comeback, she could have at least chugged a few Red Bulls beforehand. Anything to give her a little energy while she stands around lifeless and forgets the lyrics to her new song. Maybe she should have rehearsed more. We were rooting for Brit, but after this mess we’ll pass the next time she tries to give us more.
Examine the pics of her “comeback” and tell us - what do you think of Britney’s big performance?
Images: Getty
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September 9, 2007
Here’s a partial transcipt of the elimination scene of this week’s episode:
Bret: “Brandi, do you want to stay in this house with me?
Brandi: “Honestly, I don’t think I can bring my guard down.”
Bret: “You made this decision by yourself and your tour ends here.”
Brandi later explains, “I didn’t mean for him to think that I didn’t care. And it sucks, it hurts, it kills me that he misunderstood me.”
Did Bret have a choice in which girl to eliminate this week? Did Brandi ask to go home? Or was she misunderstood. Weigh in now and check back soon for our official recap.
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September 9, 2007
The Hova was asked recently if he was planning on marrying his gal pal Beyoncé, and his response was “One day soon — let’s leave it at that.” But of course, we can’t just leave it at that. How soon could he possibly mean?
- When Beyoncé stops falling on her ass onstage?
- When the original members of Destiny’s Child reunite?
- When Kanye West and 50 Cent record an album together?
- When Jay-Z asks Nas to be his Best Man?
- When Lindsay Lohan is sober?
We get it J. As soon as never. We’ll save the date. [Us Weekly. Image: Getty]
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