Rock of Love: Rockstar Moments!
Let’s play Remember When. As in, remember when Rock of Love debuted last fall, shocking television with the easy wits of its contestants and the impressive leonine hair of its host, Bret Michaels? Good times, people. Now that Rock of Love is back for a second season, we’d like to take the opportunity to remind you of the halcyon moments in the first. See the clip above, for example. In it, Tiffany (whose phrase, “Don’t threaten me with a good time” should have already been inducted into the Crazy Statements Hall of Fame) offers Bret a lapdance. In response, Bret claims that she “beat my penis to a pulp.” Once a rock star, always a rock star.
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April 27th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
Well well well, Bret Michaels picked the meanest, sneakiest, phoniest witch of them all when he picked Ambre. He deserves what he gets from her, and most of that will be lies, Also Bret Michaels, do you think some of us very perceptive people out here didn’t pick up on your sneaky little moves? For instance, when Daisy was telling the truth and making very much sense about how you could have just cuddled her on the last elimination night, you seemed to have led her to believe that she was going tp get picked, {by taking advantage of her and quite basically, “sealing the deal”}. Well you deserve just exactly what you get now Bret Michaels! You will for sure, be getting “she wolf”, packs of lies from Ambre. Also Bret Michaels, do you REALLY think your sneakiness went unnoticed by some of the VERY perceptive people out here in T.V. land, {namely, me”?! I noticed when you didn’t want Daisy to say anything else about you, {especially, the negative truth}, you seemed to be signaling your “GREASE CHIC” friend Heather to put a stop to Daisy, {by swiping your fingers across your chin}. Heather’s sneaky eyes kept darting back and forth to you, from Daisy and back to you. Heather then, caught poor Daisy off guard and, {just like the “GREASE CHIC” Heather is, she pushed Daisy}. If THAT wasn’t enough,…Heather, “The Thing”, pulled Daisy’s hair, punched her face and head as many times as she could! HOW GREASY and DISGUSTING?!!! The sad thing is..YOU, Bret Michaels, are friends with that piece of fat jowled TRASH! Yes, I said it… On the Rock Of Love Reunion, Heather’s face was very FAT, {with sagging jowls}. She looked like and “EATING MACHINE”! Heather is also built like a MAN and acts savagely ! That NO CLASS piece of TRASH looked and acted like she was on the war path! If VH1 ever gives ANY future camera time to that BEAST, {HEATHER}…I will ban the use of that station in my home. I said the same thing about that piggish Adrienne Curry. Do the right thing VH1 Proprietors! Keep trash like Heather off the air, please?! Thank you.
April 27th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
HEATHER=’s GREASE! FAT-FACED, HOG JOWLED, GREASE CHIC HEATHER!
May 6th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
Hi there. Just to let you know dear fans there is a Latin American site devoted to Sexy Men. The first article dedicated to bret Michaels. You can leave your comments( site in Spanish), or English, if you want.
This is the link:
http://blog.iespana.es/hombresexy
See ya!
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Bogota, Colombia
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