Miley Officially Loses Her Stripper Name

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destinyrose.jpgWhat, you didn’t know that Miley Cyrus’ (aka Hannah Montana) real name was Destiny Hope Cyrus? Yeah, we didn’t either, but it’s definitely the greatest name we’ve heard this side of Scores. It’s one thing to change your name to a sexy monniker later in life, but to be born with such a trashy name is a true gift. We’re sad to see Miley let Destiny go, especially with all those bikini pics that have leaked on to the internet in recent weeks. She is now legally Miley Ray Cyrus – Miley stems from her childhood nickname of Smiley, and she added the Ray as a tribute to her mullet-loving dad.

Seeing as Destiny Hope Cyrus is now dead (er, as a name), we invite you to discover your own awesome stripper name. Here’s a handy name generator to use at your leisure. Give it your best shot and let us know what you come up with!

Signed,
Raquelle Razorthighs

  1. Erin says:

    I knew her real name was Destiny.It said her real name on one of her albums. DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Im on Mileys side too!

  2. Erin says:

    Stupid amber. Her real name is Destiny. Aparently YOU dont have all her albums.

  3. Erin says:

    HEY! RAKIYA IF YOU WANT TO CALL MY BFF THAT YOU SHOULD SHI# OFF! LIKE YOU NEVER THOUGHT OF CHANGING YOUR NAME! YOU WANT ME TO CALL YOU A&& HOLE?NO? THEN DONT CALL MILEY THAT.THATS THE TRUTH!

  4. zoey click says:

    miley cyrus is a (!#$$

  5. Erin says:

    Hey Zoey why are you talkin about ur self like that? cuz i know your not calling Miley that!

  6. watevs! says:

    STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. jessica says:

    I think it will be better if u change it to miley because EVERY body nows u by u r nick name it will be awlsome im ur biggest fannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
    i will support u r carier until the end i love u all good night everybody.

  8. constance says:

    hay annah montana this is her little sis and i was wondering if the gossip is true