Hey everyone, gather round! Are you listening? Taking notes? Snapping pictures? Good. Kim Kardashian wants and needs your attention. She’s talking about an important, relevant issue: her stupid sex tape that for some reason won’t die. “I’m not poor, I’m not desperate, I would never try to sell a sex tape,” she says. “It would humiliate me and my family. I don’t need the money. It’s something I feel very betrayed by, but I’m not pointing any fingers.”

But why not just stop talking about the thing, then? Ah, that would mean that we might forget about Kim, and who on earth would want to do that? Never fear, Kim is hard at work trying to make it at this whole “famous for nothing” biz. When not sitting on her boyfriend’s lap, here’s what she’s up too: “I also model and I’m taking acting and singing classes. I work very hard.”

Yes, she puts Mother Teresa to shame with all her . Check out some pics of Kim working very hard below, while we work hard not to barf. [Getty]