Matt Damon & Sarah Silverman are Doing It

The unlikely pair broke the bad news to Sarah’s longtime boyfriend Jimmy Kimmel with a music video, made to honor the fifth anniversary of his late night talk show. Sarah and Jimmy have been seriously dating almost as long as Britney Spears has been crazy, so things probably got pretty awkward after this vid aired, especially since Damon is Kimmel’s arch nemesis. But I feel like every dude should just expect that if his girl’s ever given the chance to bone Matt Damon, she’s gonna. It’s just one of those rules of life we ladies live by.