Duck, my friends, or the sh*t that’s about to hit the fan may hit you in the face instead.

What’s that in the picture, you ask? Marital bliss, dear readers. But after all the naked girl photo-shoot drama, will it last?

At the end of the last My Fair Brady episode, distraught husband Chris bolted on his birthday after wifey gave him a book of sexy pics of her posing with a chick. A man’s greatest fantasy or fear? We can’t quit decide, but Chrs sure has made up his mind.

Adrianne hops on the phone and leaves Chris the weepiest message ever before hopping on the phone with, who else, a girl friend…

Who gives her the usual girlie advice:

Anddddd - some girl love. Surely it’s innocent! Right?

Chris, meanwhile, does the sensible, 49-year old thing and rings up their marriage counselor Dr. Pine, who points out that Adrianne’s lust for women might really be a lust for safety.

She also flat-out tells Chris, “you both have problems.” Really? We know what’s up with Adrianne, but what are Chris’s issues (besides that unfortunate “porkchops and applesauce” Brady Bunch episode)? Perhaps his third wife can tell us after he returns to the condo and apologizes.

Again, Adrianne reminds Chris - adorably - that she was just trying to be the most awesome-est wife ever, but he keeps insisting that she’s not getting his point of view about the sitch. And so, she blows up with this informative verbal lashing: “You are insecure because your two ex-wives were sluts and cheated on you.”

OMG!!! Slam! And also - Wow?! Two ex-wives? Cheating? We love it (er, sorry Chris)!

The next day the happy couple heads back to their condo by the sea to continue the battle. Yet a day’s worth of rest has done nothing to calm the storm that’s been brewing between them. Adrianne is pissed, and she’s yelling.

A lot. Miscommunication sure is ugly.

And then suddenly - a breakthrough amidst the tears. The couple realizes, sniff, that they both have baggage, sniff, that they need to work on in counseling - together.

Chris even manages a tear-ish sort of thing underneath his hat.

Awwww. They’ve got the love! They just need a a crap-load of therapy - and a bigger house - to see them through.

Hurray! It’s true! These two wacky reality stars DO need each other.

Wow! This sh*t is getting heavy. That’s so deep and so sweet. It feels wrong!

Wait! I love you guys too! Hello? I’m not afraid to admit that I totally cried along with these two. Maybe they’ll let us all tag along to counseling?

And then suddenly, all is solved with a little sex. Everything is back to normal! Now they can finally move on and fight about…

ADRIANNE’S BOOBS!

What do you think will grow first - her chest or her baby belly?

Tags: My Fair Brady Celebreality, Television