Adrianne and Chris head to the beach with their pals Don, Kathy and…duh duh duhhhhh - their two adorable KIDS! But will the Knights know how to handle the tots -

or just manhandle them?

Don and Kathy drop some not-so-subtle hits about the joys of parenting, and invite Chris and Adrianne to join in on all the fun. Things like:

Feeding!

Weird footsie games!

And…whatever the hell this is.

Just watching Chris pal around with the kids is adorable enough, and it’s clear his clock is ticking away. But how will he take advice on family-planning when it’s coming from the man - the giant man - who fathered Adrianne?

VS.

We kinda feel like we know who’s gonna win this battle.

Adrianne and her dad Rick, have some mending to do in their relationship, so the father-daughter duo ditch Chris and head off to do some healing - with guns of course.

Adrianne sums it up best, stating she feels like, “Officer Curry with my fat, donut-loving partner by my side!”

We buy it!

Father-daughter bonding done peacefully, but with violence. We’re not sure we’d be into it, but hey, whatever works. Since Chris is anti-weapon, he takes Adrianne’s step-mom Nicole to a sushi joint, where he can introduce her to the peaceful practice of chomping of raw fish.

We can’t help but notice that seeing Chris with someone his own age makes us feel weird. Something is a little off, right? The convo turns into another kid-chat, and Nicole determines that Adrianne would be a great mom and Chris a wonderful stay at home dad. Too bad Chris has given Adrianne the impression that she’s going to be a sucktastic mother. Oops! Now Chris has so many new issues to squint over. Why did I diss my wife? Am I gonna have kids? Can I snatch that piece of tuna before Nicole gets to it? So many tough questions!!!

Adrianne and her dad, meanwhile, keep it real with some barbecue. A LOT of it.

Over ribs and things, a little conversation ensues between the father and daughter about Adrianne’s desire for a gun in the house, and…

Uh oh! Thank goodness Chris and Adrianne figure out fast that the only way to solve the issue at hand is with some frank conversation - brought about by gallons and gallons of booze. They arrange for a limo to do the driving, and the two couples head out for some pool, tequila shots and awkward conversation. Thankfully Rick rocked a hilarious t-shirt to break the ice!

Chris and Rick buddy-up to play some pool, and Chris forces some sensitive conversation on the guy, trying to convince Big Daddy that there’s more to him than just an anger problem.

Like the inability to speak under pressure, for example. Help him, gin and tonic!

Nicole reassures Adrianne that she will be a great mom (we give her a 10 on the awesome step-mom scale!) and the couple returns home hammered and unresolved about what to do with Adrianne’s womb. Until, Mrs. Knight initiates a booze-fueled bone session, which Chris childishly describes as sloppy.

Are these two really ready to make room in their crib for a crib?


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