Apparently the crew of photographers that bulldoze Britney Spears with their SUVs and cameras is made up of a number of former gang members. Some peeps in the know are accusing some photogs of being Crips and Bloods, while others say that the lensmen just dress the part. “They may dress like gang members with large pants and tattoos,” says X17’s founder, “but to say they’re gang members right now, well, real gang members are not into Britney Spears.”

But damn it, they should be! It’s time to turn in the red and blue garb and come together peacefully as one big gang - the Brits. The pop star would be the perfect head of a crew - she’s crazy, controlling, and her schedule is free! Britney already puts up a peace sign for every pic (which is also her hand sign for “get me two big-ass Frappucinos, now”), and the group’s mandatory accessory - pink wigs - reps their color. And seeing how Britney already makes the paparazzi millions of dollars, they really have no choice but to make her the Boss of their crew.