Kim Kardashian‘s career keeps on chugging down the D List! Our favorite former friend of Paris (FFOP) has signed on as the new spokeswoman for Bongo jeans. OMG! In a recent press release, Kim gushed the following, “This is a fun, young, fresh campaign and I am honored to be a part of it. What I am excited about is how Bongo jeans fit. They hug my curves in all the right places!”
Translation: “Look at how awesome my ass looks in these jeans I want you to buy! Look at my ass! Buttbuttbuttbuttbutt!!!”
Don’t worry Kim, we are. More pics of the most stunning woman in the world below.