On this week’s episode of My Fair Brady, Chris wonders: is Adrianne ready to have a baby?

Or does she just want to act like one?

Chris accompanies Adrianne - whose career is only getting bigger, better and digitized - to an autograph signing for her new video game.

What a noble husband! Her career is a family focus. But of course, the convo turns back to babies. Even this guy gets in on the mix:

Her womb is everyone’s business, friends, which is why we’re going to discuss it at length today!

Later on, Chris heads out to have lunch - and laughter! - with his pal Don, who he likes because they have “similar views.” Like of the ocean, for one thing. Don sets the tone for their get-together when he answers the door to his house with this little treat in hand:

It’s Don’s daughter Sophia, with a basket of cuteness in her hand! The guys then get real, and discuss kids like real men - over beer.

Don reveals that his life has totally been changed for the better by his two daughters, and when Chris determines that he is old and needs to get his baby on, Don agrees. And of course, so does Sophia.

She also agrees that she is totally effing adorable.

Back at the house, Adrianne is boob-obsessed and reveals that Chris’ exes also were well-endowed women. The lovers bickers over dinner, until Chris announces a couple of special events for the following evening that interrupts Adrianne’s Flavor of Love watching plans. She’s a VH1 girl through and through! So just what does Chris have planned?

Cue romantic, sexy music and slow motion…

Tammy. Sweet, sexy, estate planner Tammy. Swoon. Chris invites her over for some good ol’ future planning, but all Adrianne does is announce plans to kill Chris if he leaves her.

We believe her, too. Chris attempts to take the convo in a serious direction (kids!), but Adrianne derails him every time, until she finally tries to get the party started with a bottle of champagne.

Which Tammy, of course, enjoys.

In the end, the will talk turns into, as Chris describes it, “a battle of wills.” Yup! They failed to get anything figured out, but we’ve determined that Adrianne should have asked Tammy to do that girl-on-girl shoot instead of her pal Kelly.

On to the second part of the date, which is so good that Adrianne can’t see it!

Chris takes her to a secret spot, and when the blindfold is removed we learn that the happy couple is back where it all started - The Surreal Life house!! You know, the place where magic happens. Like this:

But this time around, the house is set up for romance.

And Chris drops the second surprise of the night - a viewing of their wedding video to “remind Adrianne” of their vows - and how awesome she looked in that wedding dress.

Awww. How sweet! As soon as they start watching, Adrianne melts. Literally.

After the video, the mood is one of pure LOVE LOVE LOVE. Nose kissin’ kind of love. Oh, but how that’s about to change.

Chris has brought along two presents for his beloved bride, and starts with the one she’s gonna like the best.

It’s a bra, of course, for when Adrianne’s breasts grow up and get bigger. And her guesses as to why Chris bought her the polka-dotted present are just adorable.

“Because I’m getting boobies!”

Nope try again.

“New beginnings?”

Er, close. Her excitement is precious. But she’s not getting the hint, so Chris gives her something all ladies want desperately. A gift from Tiffanys!!!

That ends up being just a dumb old baby rattle. We wanted diamonds!!!

But this gift is symbolic, natch, and Chris smooths it over by telling Adrianne, finally and clearly, that he wants to have children with her.

Awww! It’s a happy cry! And it keeps going.

And going.

Until, when Chris finally asks Adrianne flat-out if she wants to have kids with him, she answers no. Sad cry time!

Her disappointing response leaves Chris in a BAD mood. Uh oh. Time for a drunken fight in a limo!

But never fear - nothing can tear these two apart, and next week promises new boobs, baby talk with Adrianne’s BFF, and some serious discussion about her rape and abduction.

Whew! Time for a drink. Champagne, anyone?



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