That’s right, the self-proclaimed Queen of All Media is back tonight with a brand-new show. In it, Perez Hilton meets a variety of television’s reality stars. He gets to hang with Hills honeys Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag, asking them how they really feel about Lauren Conrad. He crashes New York Fashion Week to harangue Project Runway judge and Elle magazine editor Nina Garcia, America’s Next Top Model judge Miss J. Alexander, and Baby Phat’s Kimora Lee Simmons. He even tries his luck at love with Bret Michaels. Whether or not Bret is amenable, we can’t say. But the two seem to share a similar focus on their hair, so anything’s possible. The world’s best known blogger will address these concerns and many, many more. (Want to see Perez arm-wrestle Chyna? Now’s your chance!) What Perez Sez About Reality TV Stars is on tonight at 10 p.m. (EST). In the meantime, click here to see the famous folks he’ll be smack-talking with.