90210 Watch: Tori Spelling Wants a Piece

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torispelling.jpgAs the CW’s plans for teen-soap world domination continue unabated, former 90210 star Tori Spelling has decided she’d like a piece of the action on the network’s remake. She’s previously explained her desire to play a MILF on the show, and now she’d like to have a full-on role. The actress told People: “Playing the funny sex ed teacher at the high school would be funny . . . considering Donna Martin was America’s most infamous virgin.” We’re all for it! Donna Martin graduates! While your at it, CW executives, why not ask Jason Priestley to be the hockey coach and have Emily Valentine back to teach fire safety? For those of you dying to know how the new show’s going to play out, here’s a handy article that explains the new characters. The upshot is that the new kids pretty much resemble the old kids, with a few notable differences, not least of which is that the Brenda-type character is the sister of the Dylan-type character. Incest is gross, CW, no matter how you try to spin it.

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  1. BZME says:

    Tori and Dean Congrats. on the baby !!! Tori don’t worry Dean really loves you and the kids ! You can tell by the way he looks and talks about all of you. I read some of the book on Oxygen I kinda understand where you were coming from Good Luck trying to get through to your mom. Maybe you guys will not have to move again for a long time I know it can be bad without carrying a baby and it’s worst when you are . I hope you all the Best !!!!

  2. Lesley Ward says:

    Hey Tori Im a big fan of your show keep up the good work