Celebrity Fit Club - Episode 4 - No Dog Tags for Dustin
Believe it or not, this is actually a face of pure joy:
But then again, this is also the man who declared climbing a tower “better than sex.” So, you know.
Here we go, our Top 5 Moments from this week’s Celebrity Fit Club. Let’s start with the moment that wasn’t really a moment at all:
5. Dustin Disappears
What, you actually thought he was going to behave this season? Dustin finally lived up to his bad boy rep by failing to show up for this week’s Boot Camp. After a group grilling - complete with a little detective work by Toccarra - the group concludes that there’s no good reason for DD to be missing. His absence possibly causes them to lose the challenge, and definitely helps them to lose moral, which is funny because not having him around seems pretty great! But thanks to his laziness, our girl Toccarra stepped it up and is now stepping in. More on that later.
4. Dunkleman’s Didn’t Mean to be a Dick
What happened Brian, 4 days of marriage make you soft? The Dunks got back into boot camp by offering Harvey a seriously apology, and low and behold Harvey accepted it! Eh, they’re both softies at heart. Back to the game.
3. By Challenge, We Mean Hell on Earth
WTF was up with this week’s challenge (and other activities! Krav Maga?!)? We have a feeling this obstacle course (featuring Harvey on hose duty) was created just for the Sargent’s enjoyment. And enjoy it he did.
We wish we could say that for the players, however.
The climbing challenge was also particularly brutal, and Sommore took it the hardest, hanging on to the structure for almost an hour. She wept through the entire thing and almost made it to the top. Way to go, girl!
But you know who DID love the whole thing?
2. Lil’ Miss Crazy Faces!
You know - ERIN.
There she is, Harvey’s firecracker! She’s on track to lose weight and wept after completing her climb. She may like booze, but she LOVES a good work out.
But the BEST moment this week?
1. One Word: TOCCARRA
Talk about a 180! The girl took Dustin’s absence and turned it into her time to shine. From helping Willie with his Dead Weight Challenge…
to kickin’ ass, Krav Maga style…
Toccarra totally brought it. Wait, did we say Toccarra? We meant CAPTAIN Toccarra.
Oh come ON. Were you really that surprised?
Amazingly, this is the face Harvey makes when speaking positively and crowning T the new team leader:
He was in such a good mood this week! We think we know the reason why…but what’s gonna happen what that reason returns next week? Celebrity Mayhem Club!
May 2nd, 2008 at 7:18 pm
I agree with Deanna. Put out a show that will benefit our military men, women and families not these
has been’ losers like DUSTIN, who nothing but a spoiled, lazy, arrogant and disgustng human being. A coward whos only contribution to society is PORN!! These so-called has been celebritys are the best you guys can come up with? HEY DUSTIN, you gonna sue me to; I’ll hold while you get your attorney on the line……….LOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 30th, 2008 at 12:36 am
Why cant you help military instead of making money off celebrities? There are plenty of people in the military that coudld use your help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why????????????? Are you all about the money?
April 23rd, 2008 at 9:38 pm
OOOH RAH HARVEY!!!!!!
As for the comments about Harvey’s pure joy face and the things that he does for his enjoyment. HE IS A MARINE!!! ALL of us enjoy this type of stuff and it’s why we are the ELITE in the military! To keep it PG…this sort of thing will excite a REAL marine and yes some of the stuff we do is better than SEX! LOL
Semper Fi
April 19th, 2008 at 10:42 pm
As I read the blogs for the celebrity fit club, I realize something. Dustin is smart. 95% of the blogs on here are talking about Dustin and how much they dislike him (myself included), in the process Dustin has made hisself the most popular character on CFC. As crazy as it is he played all of us. He may be a jacka$# and an ignorant jerk, but he is keeping his rusty a@# name out there. A name no one had even thought about until a year or so ago. Now he is on everyones lips, people talk about him around the water cooler at work, they blog about him endlessly and how much they dislike him but all in all he has succeded in putting his name out there. Thus hes making more money then he did two years ago. Just food for thought
April 19th, 2008 at 9:10 pm
I use to think that this was a really great show, But having the LOSER Dustin Diamond on for another season, was the absolute worst this show could have done . This person ,( NOT A MAN ) is just a total LOSER, he thinks that he can control everything in this show I will never watch this show again if he comes back am someone needs to tatally beat this guys &+) he’s a immature jerk who thinks that he’s a star, well, Guess what Miss Diamond you are a absolute nothing but a total low life loser he was bad actor as a kid , but he is a ugly adult with his personality I would Never buy anything to support him , his girlfriend is his manager, does that give you a clue, no one else would take him , HE IS A TOTAL LOW LIFE LOSER, he needs to get a life , a real one
if he reads this , Hey (dustin you are nothing but a whinney crying low life babywith absolutely no talent not even in your pants , signed featheredfrnds@aol.com
April 19th, 2008 at 1:32 am
simore wimped out and justin needs to go
April 18th, 2008 at 12:06 am
what Harvey said was NOTHING compared to what really happens in the real marines. Dustin needs to stop his manipulation.
April 17th, 2008 at 11:55 pm
Interesting how Stacey didn’t bring up Erin’s drinking. I wonder if she remembered what happened.
I hope Dustin doesn’t come back. Talk about playing the victim!
April 17th, 2008 at 2:27 am
Dustin Diamond is the biggest whiney cry baby, it’s incredible, it’s beyond words even.
April 16th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
Dear CARRIE,
Blogs are on this site for people to express their opinions about the topic. Personal attacks on others for expressing their opinion I feel is unnecessary. Whether I agree or not with someones ideas they have as much right to state their case as the rest of us. (((You seem like a lovely person and I hope you understand me and we can put it to bed))) I came to this site to say that as a member of the Jewish community I see no indication that Harvey has any antisemitic tendencies.
Dustin just needs to understand Harvey doesn’t hate Jews, he just hates YOU!! In my opinion rightly so. I do wish he would have chosen his words more wisely but who of us hasn’t, in the heat of the moment, misspoken.
April 16th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
I WILL NEVER WATCH ANYTHING THAT VH1 DOES WITH DUSTIN AGAIN!!!! HE MAKES ME SICK ALL HE DOES IS WHINE AND +`#!@ YOU WOULD THINK HE IS A FEMALE AND AS FOR HIS PORN DAYS…..I FEEL BAD FOR ANY GIRL THAT DID HIM……HE IS DISGUSTING!!!! SO PLEASE VH1 DONT EVER HAVE DUSTIN COME BACK FOR ANY OF YOUR SHOWS…..HE IS BRINGING THE SHOW DOWN!!!!
THANKS
April 16th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
Harvey does his job well! Dustin needs to grow up and be a man!
April 16th, 2008 at 11:19 am
hi i think dustin is a jerk as well but harvey takes it way too far. I dislike harvey he is a jerk as well!!!
April 16th, 2008 at 4:09 am
I’m glad Harvey stood up to Dustin Dimwit and called a spade a spade! Dustin has been manipulating everything and everyone entirely to his own advantage in attempting to portray himself as not only a “victim” of Harvey’s verbal attacks and/or “abuse”, but also in trying to present himself as the main focal point of the entire show. Every week it’s something else, and Dimwit’s getting all the attention, camera facetime and drama, and now he’s trying to portray it as some kind of hate crime. I got news for ya Dustin, the guy’s an ex Marine drill instructor, what did you expect4, that he’d hold your hand and kiss your behind every time you threw another one of your lame tantrum/hissy fits? Dustins problem is he takes himself entirely too seriously! Here’s a newsflash Dustin, you were a flash in the pan child star on a not very good or very popular sitcom that went nowhere in part because of the poor acting of most if not all of the actors and actresses, particularly you! And here’s another news flash, Harvey would kick your but up one side of the street and down the other on his worst day and with one hand tied behind his back. Your childish and vile verbal threats to “gut” one of your team mates showed the entire viewing audience just what a spoiled and pathetic no class moron you really are! I suspect you couldn’t hack it physically and you didn’t want to show the world what a weak, unfit, lazy slob you really are, so you attempted to use all these other excuses and blamed Harvey for all your problems on the show to try to “save face” which is really a joke because the only one you’re fooling with your lame act is yourself! No one except perhaps your wife and lawyer would buy into your lame act for one second! Your overinflated ego and your bogus thug act are about as laughable as was your attempts at acting and trying to portray yourself as some kind of ladies man and stud by paying hookers to make a porno tape with you. What a comedy! It should be sold or rented with a complementary barf bag as should anything else with you “acting” in it! Please, PLEASE don’t come back on this or any other show! We’ve all heard and seen quite enough of “the D-man”, which most certainly must stand for either Dimwit or Dumba$$, take your pick, they both apply! I’m really surprised that Jerry Springer hasn’t offered you a contract to be his sidekick, but maybe Dr Phil would be more appropriate for your overinflated ego! I’m also surprised the JDL hasn’t disassociated themselves from you for setting the movement back another 30 years! Don’t go away mad, just go away and stop taking yourself so seriously! You really aren’t all that, probably even less from what you’ve showed all of us with your rotten attitude and behavior! The fact that none of your teammates came to your side to shower you with sympathy and support to beg yet another return should have spoke volumes to you, but instead you convinced yourself that it was some kind of hate crime/conspiracy plot against you that was hatched by Harvey. You’re just pathetic and downright sad dude! GET HELP…it’s you, not everyone else!!
April 16th, 2008 at 12:05 am
Dear Yetibite,
It is obvious that no one is going to keep their mouth shut on a blog! It is all about writing your opinion down. Sorry I misunderstood your comment, however it is very confusing how it is written? I do disagree with your quote on keeping your mouth shut!!! None of us are doing that by commenting on a blog!
To all:
Additionally, whoever Craig is that states everyone is an idiot or that Americans are stupid and there is an on and off button on our remote control s is just another Dustin Diamond and is most likely a very sad, angry and lonely person! who knows? it could be that idiot Dustin????
April 15th, 2008 at 12:30 am
ok so the last comment i left when i said “i cant exactly vouch for DS harvey i meant that i couldnt vouch for him when he said climbing the tower was better than sex..lol…yeah so cant vouch for him on that…anything else yes..im in ur corner Harvey!! HOOORAH!!!!!!!
April 15th, 2008 at 12:27 am
im in the military and i cant exactly vouch for DS Harvey. I understand the motovation that he gives to these celebrities who are tryin to lose weight. reminds me of basic training, the drill sergeant would yell and scream at us to get us motivated to get the mission done. Just got back from my first tour in kuwait, and let me tell you all, Dustin has NOTHING to )%!&` and complain about because that _#+@ the drill sergeant’s got them doing is NOTHING and he needs to realize that, no one put a gun to his head and told him to go do this show, they are helping him to reach is goal weight so he doesnt end up in the hospital, or dead! because of his weight issue. i remember watchin saved by the bell after school, and screetch was the one who always made me laugh..where’d that cheerfull person go?? well i wish them all the best of luck in life and congrats to those who have lost weight. I SAID HOOOAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 14th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
Dear CARRIE,
If you would have read my post, I quoted (craig) who made several comments criticizing the people here. If you look after the quotes in my response I defend myself and everyone here including you, Who attacked me for no reason! Since you missed it the first time I will reiterate part of my post. “It is obvious that criticizing others makes you feel important or even socially responsible but that is not the case. Just remember it is better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than open your mouth and prove it.
April 14th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
i think dustin is an &(# hole, who does he think he is…harvey has done nothing wrong but try to push his sorry &(# into getting fit…i dont see anyone else complaining when harvey rides their &(# man up dustin, seems like you are sue happy….you feel that everyone is out to get you…i dont see why they would let you back on the show the 2nd time. and erin..it is sad that you are only in it for the money…well i guess when you are a has been u have nothing better to do…..=(
April 14th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
i think dustin is an ^~! hole, who does he think he is…harvey has done nothing wrong but try to push his sorry ^~! into getting fit…i dont see anyone else complaining when harvey rides there ^~! man up dustin, seems like you are sue happy….you feel that everyone is out to get you…i dont see why they would let you back on the show the 2nd time.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Dustin Diamond is such a pathetic excuse for a person. I think his intent is to shed his Screech image and come across as a tough guy, but he couldn’t fail at that goal any more if he tried. What a loser! He craps out on every single challenge and then has the nerve to brag about how he helps and leads his team. Any critisim he’s given is automatically an “attack” or “racist”. You know what Dustin? I don’t think you’re a loser because you’re Jewish. 90% of the people watching think you’re a loser because you could care less about your team and care only for yourself. You can’t handle the challenges and instead of owning up to it, you cry foul when taken to task for your inability to perform. We don’t hate Jews Dustin, we hate YOU.
April 14th, 2008 at 12:26 pm
I HAVE ONE MORE COMMENT. WHAT WAS WRONG WITH ERIN MORAN? KNOW SHE IS ACTING LIKE SHE IS BIPOLAR. JOANIE NEEDS TO KEEP TAKING HER MEDICATION.
April 14th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
DUSTIN IS A PIECE OF WORK WHO IS STILL PORTRAYING THE ROLE OF THE VICTIM. HE IS A PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A PERSON, LET ALONE A MAN. IT SEEMS AT EVERY CHANCE HE GOT HE WAS MAKING PHONE CALLS THREATENING TO SUE, ETC., ETC. HE NEEDS TO MAN UP, AND GROW UP. IF YOU HE’S GOING TO TAKE LOSING THE WEIGHT SERIOUSLY, THEN HE SHOULD STOP ACTING LIKE A WHINING B_)_))*_). WE ALL KNOW THAT HARVEY DOESN’T LIKE HIM, AND WITH GOOD REASON, HARVEY HAS NOT PERSONALLY ATTACKED DUSTIN OR MADE DISPARAGING REMARKS OF A PERSONAL NATURE THE WAY DUSTIN DID KIMBERLY LOCKE IN THE PREVIOUS SEASON. BUT AGAIN THE QUESTION IS WHY IS HE REALLY THERE. IT SEEMS THAT THE CAST COULD NOT GET THRU ONE SHOW WITH ANY DRAMA FROM DUSTIN. THE GOOD THING IS THAT THE OTHER CAST MEMBERS HAVE NOT LET DUSTIN’S STUPIDITY SET THEM BACK, IT SEEMS TO MAKE THEM ALL STRONGER BECAUSE THEY ARE THERE TO ATTAIN THE SAME GOAL.
THE SAD THING ABOUT DUSTIN IS THAT HE WILL ALWAYS BE THE WAY THAT HE IS, AND STOP PLAYING THE RACE CARD,YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO THE JEWISH COMMUNITY WITH YOUR ACTIONS.
April 14th, 2008 at 10:41 am
Dustin is a jerk. He is a broke. He is bitter and clearly, he is just looking for a way to sue someone to make a little money. I guess those offers to star in a reality show besides this one are just not pouring in. You have to hand it to him though, his acting skills are still pretty good. He has the crying like a little girl thing down. Too bad he won’t man up and admit that he is just too much of a pansy to do the work - he might break a nail. Incidentally, I saw tidbits of the porn he tried to make - believe me when I tell you, he won’t make any headway on that screen either.
April 14th, 2008 at 9:51 am
I would like to make a positive comment. It is great to see people like Willie and Tina who just do all they can do and are really trying to get healthy. You don’t here any bull crap or yelling and screaming out of them. They are there to do all they are asked to do and then some. Unfortunately, you don’t see that alot from people in gerneral anymore especially the celebrity types. Hats off to you guys.
As for Screech, somebody really needs to kick his fat butt if he has the stones to come back.