Kim Takes It To the Wrestling Ring
Last night, Kim Kardashian appeared at Wrestlemania 24, much to the disappointment of at least a few folks. According to reports, Kim wasn’t exactly welcome in her hosting duties at the event. “Who is she, anyway? Paris Hilton’s former BFF? A football player’s girlfriend? The star of a sex tape with a B-list rapper? A favorite poser for the paparazzi? She has a reality show that exposes that she does nothing, and WWE made a mistake thinking she was a star!” said a WWE star who refused to be named. Actually, anonymous WWE star, she’s all of the above! Kim didn’t do herself any favors when, earlier in the week, she twice admitted she’d
have “no idea” what she would do at Sunday night’s event.
We’re proposing, given the fact that the anonymous source above made mention that she doesn’t exactly do anything, that Kim take it to the ring. Kim “The Tush” Kardashian would battle the WWE’s best, from cage matches to red carpet events. We’ve even thought of a few signature moves:
“The Pose”: Kim blinds her opponent with the shimmer on her lips and the sparkliness of her outfit.
“The Dash”: Kim bolts across the ring with lightning speed, undetected by her opponent.
“The Ass”: Kim disables her opponent by pinning them to the mat with her ample posterior.
Tags: Kim Kardashian, Kim Kardashians Ass
April 13th, 2008 at 2:32 am
i absolutely love you kim your true colors shine and i thinkyou are a such a real loving honest human being with your looks and personality you are above and beyond just a pretty face and you go girl your beauty is from the inside out and people are just haters but i saw the real you in your first show i watched and you were so honest but you said right off i dont care what the press thinks i want people to know the real me and i saw right into you . you should be exceptionally proud of your self your a family girl who has true love and heart witch makes you beyond just pretty hot or sexy absolutely beautiful from the inside out
April 15th, 2008 at 1:25 am
Kim, I think you are a beautiful woman. Brush them haters off. They’re all mad because they wish they had a body like yours. And if they do, they paid for it, instead of getting it honestly. Congrats on a great show. Continue success. A big fan
April 23rd, 2008 at 1:15 pm
Another piece of garbage from vh1.You and your sister’s are pigs.It was great watching the ~(*(@ get arrested for DUI.She wasn’t worried about looking like a hooker when she walked out of the house.Then she gets busted and she’s worried about her image,what a joke.Don’t worry Kardashians,your image is safe.We all know your a bunch of skeezers.I think vh1 should change the name of the show to”The best little ~(*(@ house in LA”.