The Hills Poem-cap: LC Friends the Enemy
Each week we’ll be recapping the most recent episode(s) of The Hills with haiku poems. Peep our work and then drop your own piece in our comments section. Trust us - The Hills is much easier to swallow in small bites!
Haiku #1
She-Pratt has it all -
Bad fashion taste, bad brother.
No wonder she’s mean.
Haiku #2
Why won’t you hug me?
Straight up truth: Brody Jenner smells
like desperation.
Haiku #3
Fake? Real? We can’t tell.
Heidi’s robot eyes can’t cry.
Is Whit’s job a sham?
Haiku #4
Lo. Sweet, skanky Lo.
You deserve your own show, girl.
We love all your ish.
April 29th, 2008 at 9:22 pm
Heidi should leave Spencer and go focus on her career since he’s not. He’s a loser that sits on his sisters couch all day and ^^$&& es for no reason. His mission has been accomplished he broke up lauren and heidi friendship and he’s still not satisfied. Spencer word of advice get a damn job and some friends
May 6th, 2008 at 10:14 pm
Hiedi is so ugllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!