Each week we’ll be recapping the most recent episode(s) of The Hills with haiku poems. Peep our work and then drop your own piece in our comments section. Trust us - The Hills is much easier to swallow in small bites!
Haiku #1
She-Pratt has it all -
Bad fashion taste, bad brother.
No wonder she’s mean.
Haiku #2
Why won’t you hug me?
Straight up truth: Brody Jenner smells
like desperation.
Haiku #3
Fake? Real? We can’t tell.
Heidi’s robot eyes can’t cry.
Is Whit’s job a sham?
Haiku #4
Lo. Sweet, skanky Lo.
You deserve your own show, girl.
We love all your ish.
April 29th, 2008 at 9:22 pm
Heidi should leave Spencer and go focus on her career since he’s not. He’s a loser that sits on his sisters couch all day and ^^$&& es for no reason. His mission has been accomplished he broke up lauren and heidi friendship and he’s still not satisfied. Spencer word of advice get a damn job and some friends
May 6th, 2008 at 10:14 pm
Hiedi is so ugllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!