Tila’s Back & This Time There’s Blood
The fakest show in the history of fake shows returns Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008, when erstwhile singer-songwriter and barely-clad short lady Tila Tequila returns to MTV looking for love . . . or something like it. From the trailer for A Shot at Love 2 With Tila Tequila (see above), this season promises to be truly upsetting. Expect piercings, head-buttings, swearing, cops, vomit, blood and tears as 15 lesbians and 15 straight guys compete for the host’s affections. Take a look at those about to lose their keys to Tila’s mansion now. And for those of you out there wondering how on earth Ms. Tequila so quickly recovered from her heartache after her relationship with Bobby ended, look no further. She seems to have drowned her sorrows in a sea of bouncers and strippers. Isn’t that how everyone gets over a non-existent bad break-up?
