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Everybody Wants Beyonce to be Pregnant
Just days after Beyonce and Jay-Z allegedly capped off their six-year romance with a wedding, people are already whispering that the couple wed so quickly because Beyonce is knocked up. The alleged proof: their whirlwind nuptials, and that her sis Solange had a shotgun wedding a while back. Wow, so it must be true! Let me shatter the dreams of gossipy people around the world - she’s probably not pregnant. Aside from the fact that sisters love to do the exact opposite of each other (er, aside from Jamie-Lynn Spears and BritBrit), Beyonce and Jay-Z likely got married quickly so that we, the media, wouldn’t ruin it. And even though we kinda did by gawking at the whole thing, neither Beyonce or Jay have actually confirmed that they wed, which means THEY WIN. So don’t go around spreading pregnancy rumors just because you’re pissed that we still don’t know what kind of dress B wore. Besides, no one will believe it until we can spot a vague, hardly there, probably imaginary mini-bump. When that happens, I’ll be the first one to whisper the P word.
April 12th, 2008 at 8:16 pm
~* YEA THE MEDIA IS RIGHTNPEOPLE NEED TO STOP SPREADING RUMORS ABOUT BEYONCE AND JAY-Z IF ITS NOT TRUE OR YOUR NOT SURE SHUT UP DON’T SAY N-E THING AT ALL…!!!!*~
April 15th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/704845/jayz_and_beyonces_baby_who_knew_.html
April 17th, 2008 at 6:19 pm
girl ive been tryin to be u scence i was 2 im like u now i know how to pop thats it call me beyonce i got a cell phone 3137409468 im a big fan
April 17th, 2008 at 6:21 pm
thats ma ^`@^_ beyonce though + her lil sis U RULE BEYONCE
April 17th, 2008 at 6:22 pm
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April 18th, 2008 at 7:05 pm
PLEASE GET PREGNANT CAUSE YOUR GONNA LOOK EVEN BETTER WITH MATERNITY CLOTHSAND THAT BABY GONNA HAVE A WONDERFUL MOM AND A BLESSED DAD AND SOLONGE WILL BE EXSTREMLLY HAPPY EVEN YOUR MOM TINA KNOWLS!!!!!DONT TAKE MY EDVICE TAKE ALL YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS ALSO YOUR FAN CLUB. (KISS),(KISS) LOVE,YOU BIGGEST FAN BRIA FAISON
April 21st, 2008 at 7:04 pm
she is crazy and greedy we all know that because of jay’s money and now he is making more she wants a piece of it
May 7th, 2008 at 8:34 am
dats ignorant for you to say why wouldnt you want your fans to see your wedding!!!!!!!!!
May 7th, 2008 at 8:40 am
stupid ^@`$~ YOU GREEDY an I am +$^@ in jay-z ill take yOUR man i got a fatter ))_ then you i can do ya booty dance betta den you YOU only usin jay-z for his money cause you bout to go BANKRUPT so get knocked up an get child support cuz he goin to leave ya dum ))_ u tryin to trap him wit a babi THATS DA ONLY REASON Y HE MARRIED ya dum ))_
May 7th, 2008 at 8:42 am
OMG SHE IS NOT PREGNANT
May 8th, 2008 at 5:50 pm
beyonce and jayz r so cute toghter coming from ther biggest fan it would be realy sweet if she got pregent but they shouldnt worrie about the poporatzie there just plain fools i say if she wants to have a baby then let her shes grown she dont need no baby sitters
”i love u beyonce and just to let you know im down 4 what eva you plan 2 do with your life ”
will and always will be your #1 fan alexia from sa/tx see we texas girls
May 8th, 2008 at 5:55 pm
yall is stupid and childish writing dat stuff about beyonce like come on she is real she got her own money she dont need jay z but she loves him and thats all that matters yall is some haters mabey even some bugga boos yall just mad because she got a man that yall want and yall wont ever be with him and yall r just some plain haterz
” beyonce i love you and dont belive in what eny of these b!#%z say because i know you real because i just know ” comin 4rm your #1 fan alexia will is both texas gils
May 9th, 2008 at 8:37 am
Alexia u a group-e )$@($ hop off beyonce #(+! she dnt give a dam a bout ha fans ur a bum u mad cuz she got money an you dnt i get money almost as much as beyonce i dnt like ha or u get at me i aint no hatta go suck something!!!!!
May 10th, 2008 at 10:47 pm
yeah, hurry up and get pregnant so folks can shut the f up already..I’m so sick of hearing about you and your love life that I’m gonna puke already
May 12th, 2008 at 9:22 am
go head beyonce if u want to have a baby 4 ur husbad then go head #%~# dem haters they just mad cause u had him 4 a long time and they wish they waz u go head gurl make it do what it do ya dig
May 18th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
Why are people so surprised? Being pregnant has its proper place and especially within marriage. Beyonce may be pregnant. She may not. But if so, she is definitely well within her right to be. They are married and they can very well afford a family. At least she and Jay really took the time to get to know eachother so that’s a huge plus. God Bless Sean and Beyonce!!!!
May 20th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
I dont think Beyonce is preganent but if she is then its none of our buisness
i look at Beyonce as my role model and if there is someone that dont like her and think she only with Jay-z for his money then yall can keep believing that but all i got to say is she not
May 22nd, 2008 at 2:02 pm
why dont people just listen to the music they make and what good they do for the world stay outta they personal lives there people 2 yall wouldnt want people all up in your bizz damn
May 22nd, 2008 at 2:08 pm
hold up for all you people who think you know the real deal you dont only they know and why does it matter are yall takin care of her no so get off it and you muthfuckas have babies do what yall do best hate on her cuz u +++&@ es think yall her anyway DO YALL JAY AND B $)~! EM
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August 7th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Man yall leave Beyonce and Jay-Z alone. People just dont get the picture they DO NOT want anyone in their business. You think if they lived normal lives like us people would be all in their business. They just want a normal li]fe outside of the entertainment world. Everyone know Beyonce dont tell people nothing anyway. So if she is pregnant let her be. She have enough to deal with from just the paparazzi. Ladies the regular ones like me, when you were pregnant honestly how many wanted to be bothered?