The Hills Poem-Cap: Et Tu, She-Pratt?

Every week we re-cap Monday night’s Hills episodes with a series of haiku poems about the shows. Short skirts, shorter poems - Audrina approved! Add your own masterpieces in the comments section below.
Haiku #1
Kelly Cutrone is
the HBIC. She scares
the sh*t out of me.
Haiku #2
Really Heidi? You
curled your hair to get your mirror?
High maintenance! Obvs.
Haiku #3
She-Pratt looks pretty
But way too skinny. She’s right -
Spencer, get a job!






April 14th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
Hey Lauren i think that you are so pretty and that beoming friends with Spencer’s sister is the right thing to do because Spencer’s sister is nothng like him at all.