Subscribe

 

VH1 Podcasts

The Best of VH1 Podcast
Download the craziest, funniest, sexiest videos every week from VH1's top Celebreality programming and online exclusives from your favorite shows including Flavor of Love, I Love New York and Rock of Love!
iTunes

VH1 Flavor of Love Podcast
Everybody's favorite rapper turned reality TV star returns to the tube yet again to find one true love amongst a mansion full of catty yet curvaceous wannabe-Mrs. Flavs.
iTunes

Best Week Ever
Each and every week celebrate and skewer seven days worth of pop culture highs and lows.
iTunes

VH1 Celebreality
Check out show clips, wacky outtakes and exclusive footage from VH1's acclaimed Celebreality programming.
iTunes

VH1 News Presents
Each and every week VH1 News gives you latest news from the worlds of music, movies and pop culture!!
iTunes

VH1 Home Purchasing Club
Check out VH1's hilarious new online series and get great values on things you'd never want!
iTunes



The Hills Poem-Cap: Et Tu, She-Pratt?

steph.jpg

Every week we re-cap Monday night’s Hills episodes with a series of haiku poems about the shows. Short skirts, shorter poems - Audrina approved! Add your own masterpieces in the comments section below.

Haiku #1
Kelly Cutrone is
the HBIC. She scares
the sh*t out of me.

Haiku #2
Really Heidi? You
curled your hair to get your mirror?
High maintenance! Obvs.

Haiku #3
She-Pratt looks pretty
But way too skinny. She’s right -
Spencer, get a job!


Tags: Lauren ConradSpencer Pratt

This entry was posted on Tuesday, April 8th, 2008 at 11:11 am

Post a Comment

One Response to “The Hills Poem-Cap: Et Tu, She-Pratt?”

  1. Demi Stanbro Says:

    Hey Lauren i think that you are so pretty and that beoming friends with Spencer’s sister is the right thing to do because Spencer’s sister is nothng like him at all.