Celebrity Fit Club Breakdown - Episode 5 - Erin Lets It All Out
Add this to the list of things we NEVER wanted to see Erin Moran do:
Why couldn’t she have just hula hooped and left it at that? Below the jump, we count down our Top 5 Favorite Moments from this week’s Celebrity Fit Club, including Erin’s O Face and Dustin’s diva meltdown. It’s so good it should be a federal crime!
5. The Shake-Up - Dustin Dumped on the Blue Team
Just when things were going so well, the Blue Team gets stuck with Dustin (and our main girl Tina). Missing her lady-partner in crime, Toccara complains about the switch, while the Dunkster - lover of baked mac n’ cheese - shows his true feelings on his face.
With Erin and AJ now on the Red Team, do you think they have a better shot at winning this thing? Or did they just swap dead weight?
4. Dustin Doesn’t Know How to Breathe
Our favorite slacker had two major physical meltdowns this week (not to mention that OTHER freak out) when he had breathing problems during the team challenge. Undeterred, he then continued his whine-fest during the last chance workout with the WWE Divas. Everyone called D-Man out on his ish - from his teammates, to Harvey, to the wrestling hotties. Everyone except Dustin.
Is he faking, freaking, or just f*cking lazy?
3. Fit Club’s Got Talent
For a show about losing weight and getting in shape, these dudes do a lot of drinking. But hey, it’s Hollywood - isn’t that what being a celeb is all about? Harvey sent the gang to the nearest town to relax, chug drinks and perform in the bar’s talent show. Finally, we’re able to see what Tina Yothers has been up to since being adorable on 80’s TV!
She hopped on-stage and impressed the gang with her singing skills, and proves once again why she’s the true star of this show. Divas be damned! Tina, in all her precious, motherly, lead singer glory, is where it’s at!
Then Erin, who could have just showed us her talent of boozing and left it at that, demonstrated her creepy hula hooping skills.
Only to be upstaged by the younger, hotter, and admittedly more talented hula hooper, Toccara.
She could have just danced her problems away, but instead Erin found a more creative outlet for her frustration.
2. Oooooooh Erin!
I mean really, after this:
…what else is there left to say? Erin’s bus breakdown and subsequent fake(?) orgasm can only be described through the reactions of her teammates:
Willie’s right - there are NO WORDS. But did she have to top off the cringe-fest by running into the woods weeping? Of course she did - this is reality TV, and no one knows this better than her pal Dustin, who spent part of the night searching for Erin solely out of his desire to find his friend find more face-time on camera. But when that didn’t work, he finally figured out another way! Time to call that manager of his…
1. Hoooo-Ah, Harvey!
Sick of Dustin acting like a spoiled shizz? So are we, so is everyone on Fit Club, so is the world! So it felt good to watching Harvey give it to him, er, again - but even harder than all those other times!
After Dustin accused Harvey of a federal crime, he walked off the set, called his manager girlfriend, and was all miffed when no one came to pat his back outside. But hey, if you don’t help your team out in challenges, who is gonna help you?
Dustin claims to be leaving, but we all know where that’s landed him before - right back in front of the camera. You know, the same sh*t as always.
May 19th, 2008 at 7:37 pm
Never mind Celebrity Fit Club, Erin Moran needs Celebrity Rehab. The girl has a real problem and it isn’t her weight.
May 1st, 2008 at 3:08 am
It’s my opinion that Dustin, Erin and Sommore were all dead weight and were only on the show for money. I lost respect for all of them and will never watch any show that they appear on ever again in life.
April 29th, 2008 at 11:03 pm
I had a lot of respect for Erin till she starred on cfc. What a disgrace?? She didnt even try to lose weight and at the end she gained weight. What a horrible human being!! Willie, Tina, Toccara keep up the great job. You guys made the show worth watching as you all lost weight and motivated America unlike Erin.
April 28th, 2008 at 1:54 am
Okay I think Tina was right when she said that being on Celebrity Fit Club was a privilege because not everyone gets to be on this show just famous people. I would love to be on this show, I think it would be fun and the prizes you win would be so cool, but I could not do any of the exercises that they did I would fail everyone. Erin Moran I felt sorry for you in the beginning when you were always getting hurt. That had to be a drag I wouldn’t have wanted to be there either. But when you said you were there for the money and kind of just gave up? That sucked. You have fans that look up to you Erin I am not one of them I am saying in general. You are a big disappointment to your fans when you act the way you did on Celebrity Fit Club. You didn’t have a lot of weight to lose. As Harvey said you had a chance to achieve your goal and then some and possibly win the individual prize? You didn’t even make your goal weight? You let your team down your fans down and you let the show down. When you watch that show in reruns your going to be shocked at how you acted and boy are you going to want a second chance to redeem yourself. Your going to be another Dustin Diamond. I wanted to write this to you directly, but there is no place for us to do this except here. I’m sure your probably reading all the coments about yoursself and looking at all the pictures about yourself. I gotta say I would not be so proud of those pictures if I were you? I hope you do get a second chance so people can see who the real Erin Moran is and that she can be a team player and show some respect for a show she signs up to do. Personally if I was a fellow actress I would not want to work with you like that. Willie got a second chance it can be done Dustin got a second chance go for it tryi it again but I want you to know that yes Erin fans and non fans are disappointed in you for your appearance on Celebrity Fit Club. I wonder what Marion Ross thinks?
April 27th, 2008 at 8:46 pm
Dustin Diamond and Erin Moran are two of the biggest idiots to ever be paid to be in front of the camera
Two more spoiled child stars with serious mental issues
it’s sickening
April 24th, 2008 at 2:19 am
Dustin is always talking +^_# that he can’t back up, then he say’s he’s going to sue. But he’s signed so many contacts to be on the show there’s no way he can sue. If he’s so unhappy then why did he come back for another season. he’s just lazy plain and simple.
April 23rd, 2008 at 11:02 pm
Dustin would never make it on the streets with normal people. You are the example of a sue crazy rich brat. He never said anything that would suggest he is racist towards jewish people or anyone else. Dustin twists what Harvey says to try to make it into a lawsuit but even with his exageration and twisting of words its a huge stretch. He always then goes and does what he accuses them of doing he starts making threats out of anger and in a serious tone BEHIND THEIR BACK. Dustin, screach, grow up the only thing worse than a spoiled rich brat is one that is one when he is an adult, I know 10 year old girls that would make u piss yout pants. Sorry i changed the tense i was refering to you in.
April 22nd, 2008 at 1:39 pm
AHHAHhahahahahaha that was the funniest thing ever. I love how crazy Erin is.
April 21st, 2008 at 10:31 pm
Dustins comments about harvy being dangerous because of war flashbacks was out of line and pisses me off that a peice of _&)$ like him has a right to say what he wants about brave marines and army combat soilders he is not a man. If i rember my history american soilders liberated death camps in germany. Im also sick of seeing how proud he is of his (`^_! when they show their stats. Like a 2 year old thats discovered himself.I will never watch another show that he is in. Go awaydusty you bore us.
April 21st, 2008 at 8:51 pm
This season is the worst I have ever seen. If other Celebrity Fit Club Show is aired for another season please put some kickass people on the show. Dustin is a douche bag, Toccarra is the !*%*` Erin sicko, Sommore why is she on the show, she does’nt follow any diets and mention she wants to be a role model in the African American community. Eat a chicken and get off!!! u suck b#$ch. Biggest Loser Show rule!!!!! I predict Tina to be the winner.
April 21st, 2008 at 7:17 pm
this entire show is a joke and almost sad to watch. These people most of them washed up child stars are just using this show trying to get back in to an industry which threw them out. Erin, who is she, go back to jonnie loves chochy or whetever. Screech, what a clown, you played a loser in a tv show get over it, you portray yourself on the show as a complete waist of live and a shame to the human race. The Fat topmodel, find something else to do tv doesnt like you. lastly the back groud kid from charles in charge, i thought you were ok , but that BS about getting a tattoo of a bull dog is a disgrace to any Marine, Fit Club is nothing like anything they go through and the last challenge is nothing like the seals, your a joke. If the military training was that easy the washed up stars could even finish the first stage we would be in some trouble. The other people on the show whom are not worth remembering good luck with this publicity stunt.
Over all this season was the worst T.V. i have ever seen. There needs to be real celbrities on this show not people that were forgotten about long ago.
April 20th, 2008 at 9:03 pm
if people actually lost w eight and looked good in swim wear, this show would be better. Why don’t they just actually go to boot camp?
maura
April 20th, 2008 at 8:58 pm
Harvy,
Can you help me I am disable.
April 20th, 2008 at 8:51 pm
Erin wants to avoid discussing her issues, so I think she’s either hiding something or just doesn’t care anymore. Actually Dustin was more likeable this episode.
As to the poster who said that Willie, Erin and Dustin were making millions of DVD sales…from what I know that’s not true. When their shows were originally aired TV DVD’s were not in the horizon so they only get residuals from airings on tv networks, which is not a lot of money either, if they get any money from DVD sales is not definitely a big amount.