Heidi: Now You Too Can Dress Skanky!
Sick and tired of sitting at home wishing that you had the style sense to put together outfits like Heidi Montag of The Hills? Well now you can! Yes, YOU! Heidi has singlehandedly saved fashion by launching her own line - appropriately titled Heidiwood, natch - of sexalicious garments at super affordable prices! Craving some booty shorts and a zebra print tank top that shows off everything you don’t want people to see? Well this outfit can now be yours!* So what if Heidi never actually wears this stuff on the show - her name’s on it and she’s making money off of it, so it’s gotta be cool!
*Half curly-half straight weave and douchey boyfriend not included with this offer.
Check out Heidi modeling her new collection. Hot or not?
Tags: fashion, Heidi Montag, Photos, Television, The Hills
April 14th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
Ugh! Does she realize she’s Heidi Montag and not Heidi Klum?!?
April 14th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
I don’t think she’s aware of much. I blame Spencer for this.
I think she’s attempting to turn herself into the slighty tackier knock-off version of Posh.
April 14th, 2008 at 4:48 pm
Heidiwood?????? Maybe she should buy Lauren’s clothes. . .She could use help from someone other than Spencer maybe she should call it HO-diwood
April 14th, 2008 at 4:49 pm
I find it to be a huge frickin joke-Heidi that is. First she is trying to be some singer. When that failed and nobody wanted to hear her garbage, now she is moving onto fashion. That is soooo Lauren’s thing so stop biting her style Heidi in the hopes of thinking you will ever have the status of Lauren. You are the butt of jokes, TMZ and even local news channels cracks on you. You are a hopeless lost cause who needs to just give it up because nobdy wants what you are selling. Tell your loser manager, a.k.a. Spencer, he is not doing a good job marketing you to the public. Nobody likes you so just go home and give the public a rest from having to deal with the nonsense of Heidi or should I say Speidi.
April 14th, 2008 at 5:21 pm
slightly tackier? just slightly?? lol.
April 14th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
and ugh! she’s wearing my louboutins from last season!! with booty shorts! that’s a sure fire way of making those shoes look unclassy. i wear mine with a nice pencil skirt or sometimes even jeans when i go clubbing. geez.
April 14th, 2008 at 8:18 pm
Heidi Montag needs to go away !!!!!!
April 14th, 2008 at 9:25 pm
she is a style of wonder and beauty. I guess a women can get out of jail and style look fabulous.i signed in the site ~~blackcentury.com~~ and some men were talking about her and said she is attractive.
April 15th, 2008 at 12:11 am
heres the scoop from me: the outfit looks TACKY. in one pic, you can see her bellyring. uber skanky, not swanky. BUT… i will praise her for wearing Christian Louboutins. thenagain, shr probably bought black sling back heels from Kohl’s and spray painted the soles red. Heidi, seeing as how you got all this surgery, people will percieve you as fake. people only dress like that in Hollywood and such, but in the midwest where i come from, we’re more conservative folk. if i wanted to dress like that on a regular basis, I would rather wear LAUREN CONRAD’S CLOTHING LINE! and i do. i hope LC will be around for years to come. she has very versitile pieces and thats what i like. and being a hairstylist, you can clearly tell her hair is damaged. she has flyaways. flyaways clearly means split ends. split ends clearly means that she uses a LOT of heat and colors her hair frequently. shame on her! (psssstt! heidi, that hairdo is sooo 2005!)
April 16th, 2008 at 11:22 am
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April 22nd, 2008 at 12:15 pm
Heidi this is for real and I want you to read this. IF YOUR NOT WITH SPENCER ANYMORE PLEASE INFORM US VIEWERS SO WE WILL NOT BE THINKING OTHERWISE. YOUR BOOBS LOOK STUPID AND IT ADDS TO YOUR PERSONALITY THAT YOU CANNOT MAKE GOOD DECISIONS ABOUT ANYTHING.
Lauren,Whitney and Audrina are great they listen to there friends and take good advice yunlike you that is why there SUCCESS is bloosoming unlike yours you need some advice from Whit or Lc and without her you would have been nothing so don’t try and make yourself look stupid by trying singimg and fashion it is not for you. YOU ARE EXTERMINATED. yOUR FAHION SENSE suks SO FORGET IT