The Hills Poem-Cap: The Best Relationship Vacation Ever!
Every week we re-cap Monday night’s Hills episode with a series of haiku poems about the show. Add your own masterpieces in the comments section below. As a bonus this week, we’ve added a video of Heidi Montag freestyling on TRL yesterday. It’s almost as horrific as her new clothing line, which should tell you a lot.
Haiku #1: Speidi
Heidi is SO mad.
Like really f*cking mad, you guys.
Where’s the camera?
Haiku #2: People’s Revolution
Kelly Cutrone can
take her job offer and shove it-
I mean, I accept!
Haiku #3: Girls Night
Audrina’s deep thoughts:
Yeah, like, me too, I know, yeah,
Me too! Totally.
Tags: Lauren Conrad Spencer Pratt Audrina Patridge, Heidi Montag, Television, The Hills, Video, Whitney Port
April 15th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
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April 16th, 2008 at 9:23 am
I miss the old recaps. They were a lot more enjoyable and funny to read.
April 22nd, 2008 at 1:08 pm
I miss the old VH1 re-cap/ blogs for the hills… The Poem-Caps don’t make sense and aren’t funny.
Now, if I want a (funny) re-cap, I’ll go to Entertainment Weekly - http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20193934,00.html.