Tila Tequila’s New Contestants Are Butt-Ugly Bimbos and Sacks of Testosterone
Dear Tila,
We begged and pleaded you to leave MTV last season and join us here at VH1. You declined. Not to be petty, but our reality star, New York, found true love on our dating show while you found nothing. This is not your fault. There’s no way you could have found even a friend among the violent drama queens, psychopaths, sex maniacs and potential sex offenders that you were subjected to. Needless to say, we’re disappointed that you’ve renewed your show, which premieres April 22, for a second season with MTV. Tila, baby, you’re making the same mistake twice. Judging by this preview clip, we’re bracing for a total freaking disaster:
First, what’s up with this “challenge?” Were these butt-ugly bimbos and sacks of testosterone contained in a cage because they have chicken brains? Did they start to peck and scratch each other? For your next challenge, why not just take them to a dog park and allow them to roll around in the mud and hump?
Tila, we’re sorry to be so negative. You know that we will always adore you. We will never tire of your dimples, your laugh, your contagious energy. You’re like a girlfriend that gets away with way too much because you’re irresistibly cute and hot. We hope that MTV treats you better this season. If not, our offer still stands for A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila 3. Because, as we all know, there’s no way in hell you’re finding love with these freaks.
P.S. Here’s an homage to your hotness:
July 18th, 2008 at 8:20 pm
You should have pick Bo he is to fine
but hey you’ll find somebody
July 12th, 2008 at 2:00 am
Dont worry telia your still going too be fine and sexy
July 9th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
OMG GOOD IM A LESBIAN AND I WOULD LOVE TO MARRY U HAVE SUCH A NICE _*~!#*(`+~~#&@*
July 1st, 2008 at 1:36 pm
MARRY ME PLZ LUV U
June 12th, 2008 at 3:19 am
OMG! I know wat song this is to
the song I love you. I know every word to it I love that song
June 3rd, 2008 at 11:14 pm
OMG! if you don’t pick Kristy than i will absolutely hate you! not only is she sexy but she is the most real in the house…I WILL HATE YOU EVEN MORE IF YOU PICK JAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE IS SO (_!$ ING ANNOYING THAT LITTLE (_!$ ING *~%_ UGH! I HATE HIM SO MUCH! go back to Jersey (_!$ er!!!!! PICK KRISTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 2nd, 2008 at 2:38 am
I’m the one for you! Beyond that i think BRITNEY is sexy, smart and season two should end uP with her or no one.
Cheers
Will
May 17th, 2008 at 6:27 pm
TILA TEQUILLA IS A HOE DUHHHHHHHH EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT SHE IS A SKANK!!!
I THINK SHE IS SO DISGUSTING…AND SHE IS A STRIPPER!
May 15th, 2008 at 11:01 pm
I think your sexy! But I think you should have picked dani , i gess i wasnt there to say but I LOVED her shes so cute and sweet and she seems like she is real . I dont like the ppl on the seson 2 I think they are lame and ugly the first seson ppl were a lot better looking . I still love you anyways ,
ashley
May 12th, 2008 at 7:15 pm
i jus wanna say what a load of &__~ the whole tila tequila show is, anyone who actually thinks shes hot and is worth investing any time in a skanky, off the boat !+%@ head like that is a twat, no matter how desperate producers are these days in coming up with the most mind numbing ideas for shows. watching her eat her own &__~ would probably be more entertaining than watching her on tv pretending like she’s a genuine person with any real appeal or credibility. even worse are the people that actually watch the show with an interest, your all a pack of &__~ heads with no taste or brains
May 8th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
she has a nice a#s
May 3rd, 2008 at 7:56 pm
I Have to agree Tila is beautiful! But stop hating on the girls on the show. Kristy is also very beautiful and so is Brittney!! STOP HATING! Move on..
May 3rd, 2008 at 7:37 pm
Just because NEW YORK found her true love. How many times was it? And Bret he found his on the 2nd season. LEAVE TILA ALONE AND MTV ALONE.
May 3rd, 2008 at 7:01 pm
Spolier Alert******************************
Tila gives the key to Kristy, which she drops—meaning there will be a season 3
May 3rd, 2008 at 2:04 am
okay last year, bobby right. wasnt he a girl and then became a guy? please tell me.. thanks :]
May 2nd, 2008 at 1:21 pm
those hate comments came from a same person with many different nicks
This person is a sicko who’s too jealous at Tila’s success and achievements
This jealous hater is a psycho and is an ugly fat ~#* woman
This jealous ugly woman hates Tila so much that she spent all of her time searching Tila’s video on youtube , watching Tila’s show religiously and searching Tila’s name every where on the internet
come on , woman , you need to learn to get over your jealousy of other people’s success
Tila is a fine , cute and smart little lady , she deserves all the good things in her life
Stop being too jealous at Tila and leave her alone , B!TCHES !
Tila is so ugly .. that … Bobby was so in love with her !
Tila is so ugly that Kyle’s stalking her and following her every where
Tila is so ugly that she was spotted at a mall by a Playboy scout
Tila is so ugly that Playboy offered her a lot of money to model for their Magazine but she declined
After Playboy hounded her to do it , Tila Tequila finally accepted their offer
and she was Playboy’s Asian Cyber Girl of the Month
Tila is so ugly that she got paid a lot of money to pose her picture all over the covers of several magazine such as :
.. ” Stuff , Maxim , Maxim UK , Time , Penthouse , Import Tuner , Playboy , Rolling Stone , YRB Magazine , Ralph Magazine Australia , BLENDER MAGAZINE , Spike TV , Fuse TV , … ” and 3 more Magazine Covers Coming Soon !
Tila is so ugly and talentless that she was offered a role as host of the Fuse TV show Pants-Off Dance-Off and now the star of MTV Reality’s number 1 hit shows called .. ” A Shot At Love ”
Tila’s newest photos :
http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrity_gallery/image_full/67655/
Stay tuned ! … more Tila’s coming soon …
… LOL @ the JEALOUS LOSERS
May 2nd, 2008 at 12:50 am
were did they find you? you came out of “hoe”where I know flava, I know salt n pepa, hogan, and even Deion Sanders. but not you… everybody is getting their own reality show and they decided to start with you.
April 30th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
hi Tila
you are so hot
love dalene
April 28th, 2008 at 1:41 am
I am an Asian female and she’s the ugliest Asian-white mixed I;ve ever seen. I am saying this because if I say that Tila tequila is UGLY then people always think I am a non-asian racist or something. She’s a degrading and UGLY!!! representation of asian females in US. Ordinary girls from my ethinicity look way better than her ugly square-shaped face. She looks rather like those Dirty-looking Male-Order Prostitutes from Southeast asian countries that old white guys seem to somehow found attractive.
April 24th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
okay my opinion on the whole new series is that its GAY! i mean all you do is complain about how you had you heart broken by bobby! big freakin woop! i mean you should of chose dani
April 23rd, 2008 at 11:19 am
Well put. Whoever casts this is crazy. Whether or not it is actually about her finding love, we the viewers don’t enjoy watching ugly slimeballs either. Anyway, it’s really all about Tila. I saw she landed homepage on Chickipedia.com. Girl is looking good!
April 23rd, 2008 at 9:44 am
Come on, do you all really think this is about anything more than $$$$? This chick has someone/s already. This is about a paycheck and keeping your name out there. Notoriety is viewed these days as a good thing. She’s not thinking about her future, the possiblility she might have kids who will find out about this and think less of her, etc. The people/contestants on the show KNOW this is strictly about money and fame. They are here for the SAME reason she is. They all think this is their ticket to the Hollywood, Fame and Fortune. They are using her in the same way she’s using them and they are all completely AWARE of this. Don’t feel sorry for Bobby. He knew from the beginning this was NOTHING personal. He got what he wanted, his name in lights. He ‘won’. This is all acting, folks. I am related to a person/contestant who made it through pretty far and trust me, my relative and ‘Tila’ hated each other from the moment they met. This is the producers game. They decide who stays and who goes, for the sake of entertainment. Their choices are made to encourage and enrage viewers at the same time. These kids all signed CONTRACTS. They willingly sold their souls to the proverbial devil for greed. Same as ‘Tila’. People, stop falling for this crap! It’s a SHOW.
April 21st, 2008 at 5:36 pm
Ok Tila i luv u grl,and i luv ur show it is my fav out of all the shows finding luv.But i hav to say that in the last season there were som pretty scary ppl,this year i rlly hope u actually find some ppl that r good enough 4 u.
April 21st, 2008 at 12:49 pm
I love this show so much… I watched that last season and i cant believe you chose bobby you should have chose danny. she was the best and i think that if you chose her you guys would still be togeather. I am so looking forward to watching your new season. CANT WAIT!!!!!!