Celebrity Fit Club Breakdown - Erin Did It All for the Money, Honey
What, you were surprised?
Apparently. Join us below the jump as we count down the five top moments from this week’s Celebrity Fit Club, where we ponder the following question: If Erin did it all for the money, then why isn’t her lazy ass trying to win any?
5. Welcome to Hell Week!
Funny, we thought it was already hellish spending a week with Mr. Smuggy Face down there, who returned to boot camp after walking out like a baby last week.
The first thing he says to his teammates upon his return? “I hope they lost some weight.” Funny, they thought they had - HIM. Still, we’re glad he chose to return just when Harvey decided to make everything that much harder! Hell Week means the challenges are stepped up and contestants run the risk of losing prizes and dog tags if they fail to complete his tasks. This sucks for the cast but rocks for us viewers, because tensions are that much higher! And you know what that means…
4. Gang Up On The Weak One!
Poor little wacky Erin. She ALMOST got away with barely trying until she got stuck on a team with Willie, who ruined everything! The super-intense dude, along with new sidekick Toccara, berated Erin for not working hard enough, and admitted that he was worried that she would screw their chances of winning. Alas, Willie plays dirty, so he needn’t freak!
3 . Listen All Ya’ll, It’s Sabotage!
Ah, what didn’t we love about this week’s challenge, adapted from a Navy SEALS exercise? Sure it was fun watching the teams struggle to carry canteens down a ravine, but the best part? The Red Team’s serious sabotaging moves! Hey, no one said you couldn’t chuck a shovel or block the other team. We loved how Tina finally looked pissed off about something other than Dustin’s complaining.
2. Trade ‘Em Up!
Dustin may be the most conniving cast member, but Toccara’s not that far behind. So we love that she had the nerve to attempt to ditch Erin for Dustin, only to have her plan backfire in her face and add more fuel to Erin’s tiny fire.
So the Blue Team suceeded in humiliating T a bit, but look what they got stuck with for sticking together:
1. Joanie Love$ Ca$h
Finally, we find out why Erin is really here. She’s not at boot camp to grind with strippers, practice her fame orgasms or perfect her bug-eyed stare, nor is she here to actually lose weight.Girlfriend just wants some cash! This was the week of the ultra-honest confessions, as Dunkleman’s diss on American Idol was almost as good. Whether or not the poor guy really thought the show’s treatment of kids was “reprehensible,” he’s right about deserving another shot at working in Hollywood. Someone, hire him! Seacrest?
July 9th, 2008 at 9:25 pm
I thought I was through with this until I went back and read the comment left by alex. I did serve for four years 1972-1976. First of all he has quite a bitter attitude. I had one for a few years after returning to the welcome we recieved back then. Get over yourself, many of us never even got to come back. The tatoo was done out of respect for service men and women as well as a sense of accomplishment. Wear it with pride MR. Aames and if anyone questions it tell them you may not have been in the service, but you have paid your dues.
July 9th, 2008 at 9:01 pm
Way to go Tina, I am very impressed with her. I have also gained respect for Willie. I never thought much of Erin, but as far as I am concerned she was even out classed by Dustin. I felt like everyone was trying to improve their lives which was goo not only for themselves, but the show as well. The only thing different about Dustin and Erin was that the only improvement they wanted to make was financial. So the best I could tell, was that Dustin took a small step forward this season while Erin took a large step back. Maybe she can come back next time make even more money and improve her image like Dustin did.
May 7th, 2008 at 6:39 am
i think most of them did terrific, it is hard to lose that much in such a short time!! i am wondering if erin has a drug problem though, sometimes she seemed ok, and other times was really out there. if so, i hope she gets some help, (maybe thats why she needed money?)
April 30th, 2008 at 8:48 pm
Of course Erin did it for the money. Remember, Happy Days and Joanie Loves Chachi were on back in the 70’s and early 80’s. I doubt if she got much (if any) in the way of residuals from it. I think some of the people who were disappointed were those who thought they were tuning in to see Joanie Cunningham and not a mature (and very sexy in my opinion) lady. Yeah, she may have some problems, but don’t we all. Dustin is just a self absorbed loser. Hey Dustin, I hear Joe’s Bar & Grill would like you to bring your lame comedy act back (And yes he actually did play a place with that name. It’s near Albany, NY). My favorite part of this season was the competition between Tina and Willie. Willie, you are my inspiration to get going on my diet and exercise program again
April 29th, 2008 at 10:37 pm
Good for Erin. Se’s awesome: direct, honest and perfectly bi-polar. I think her frankness is a welcome change from the back-dooring MFs that populate so many of these post-celeb-redux reunion opportunities. What the f*@& was up with AJ? That fat tub of goo couldn’t keep a pound off for all his excuses and whining. And someone please explain why a C*nt like Ant is even on the show. All I saw him do was rasp half-hearted taunts and mediocre diatribes. What a freaking sissy! Erin, if you’re out there: Keep keeping it real. Ant, if you’re out there: you should thank God every day that you got lucky enough to not have to work for a living. You must have a horse shoe up your A$$ for all the good that’s come from having no skill at all. Peace, yo
April 29th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
The should change the name of this show to “CELEBRITY CHEATING BOOT CAMP” it was obivous the red team won fair and square and HARVEY decided to ‘CHEAT” and give the blue team points they “DIDN’T” earn!
April 29th, 2008 at 8:22 am
I am very upset that Erin was on the show. I watch the show for support for weight loss and then you get Erin that just wants to do it for the money. I hope that she did not get payed…….If she needs the money that bad tell her to get a real job…………..
April 28th, 2008 at 8:58 pm
Ummm, to address blogs from MM and WG below …Sommore was just making a funny comment. I thought it was funny…and I’m white. People out there who cry racism need to do it when it’s used in a seriously derogatory manner to inflict pain - whether it be mental, physical or emotional. Now, are you saying that you took TRUE offense to what she said, or are you one of the HUGE group of people out there (white, black, red, yellow, whatever) who use the racism card every chance they get??? Are you related to Dustin by any chance? A branch on the Cry-Baby Tree? Get over yourself, lighten up and learn to take a joke!!!!
April 28th, 2008 at 8:29 pm
I really enjoyed the show an watched it from the begining and was happy for the winning team. The show I was not happy about was when Erin acted up when she was drinking I think the camers could of edited a few parts as they are in control as once some one has had to much to drink they are no longer in control but do need to take care of there actions an own up to it good luck to those who one they were team players thanks Maggie
April 28th, 2008 at 7:39 pm
Erin, you stink. If you would have attemted to be a team mate, Willie wouldnt have gotten SCREWED!
April 28th, 2008 at 6:53 pm
Erin is 5′4. she weighs 124 pounds, and looks amazing. so she didn’t loose what you wanted her to loose. watching several friends become anorexic and bulemic………..ENOUGH !!!!! she is my age and i wish I looked as amazing as she does.
i now with age have developed a hpypothyroid issue and i am anemic. it is so hard for me to loose 3 pounds. i wish i looked as good as erin moron!!!
YOU GO ERIN !
April 28th, 2008 at 6:20 pm
I am so not surprised by Erin Moran’s actions. You can see it on her face from day one!!! Too bad for the red team.