Celebrity Fit Club Breakdown - Erin Did It All for the Money, Honey
What, you were surprised?
Apparently. Join us below the jump as we count down the five top moments from this week’s Celebrity Fit Club, where we ponder the following question: If Erin did it all for the money, then why isn’t her lazy ass trying to win any?
5. Welcome to Hell Week!
Funny, we thought it was already hellish spending a week with Mr. Smuggy Face down there, who returned to boot camp after walking out like a baby last week.
The first thing he says to his teammates upon his return? “I hope they lost some weight.” Funny, they thought they had - HIM. Still, we’re glad he chose to return just when Harvey decided to make everything that much harder! Hell Week means the challenges are stepped up and contestants run the risk of losing prizes and dog tags if they fail to complete his tasks. This sucks for the cast but rocks for us viewers, because tensions are that much higher! And you know what that means…
4. Gang Up On The Weak One!
Poor little wacky Erin. She ALMOST got away with barely trying until she got stuck on a team with Willie, who ruined everything! The super-intense dude, along with new sidekick Toccara, berated Erin for not working hard enough, and admitted that he was worried that she would screw their chances of winning. Alas, Willie plays dirty, so he needn’t freak!
3 . Listen All Ya’ll, It’s Sabotage!
Ah, what didn’t we love about this week’s challenge, adapted from a Navy SEALS exercise? Sure it was fun watching the teams struggle to carry canteens down a ravine, but the best part? The Red Team’s serious sabotaging moves! Hey, no one said you couldn’t chuck a shovel or block the other team. We loved how Tina finally looked pissed off about something other than Dustin’s complaining.
2. Trade ‘Em Up!
Dustin may be the most conniving cast member, but Toccara’s not that far behind. So we love that she had the nerve to attempt to ditch Erin for Dustin, only to have her plan backfire in her face and add more fuel to Erin’s tiny fire.
So the Blue Team suceeded in humiliating T a bit, but look what they got stuck with for sticking together:
1. Joanie Love$ Ca$h
Finally, we find out why Erin is really here. She’s not at boot camp to grind with strippers, practice her fame orgasms or perfect her bug-eyed stare, nor is she here to actually lose weight.Girlfriend just wants some cash! This was the week of the ultra-honest confessions, as Dunkleman’s diss on American Idol was almost as good. Whether or not the poor guy really thought the show’s treatment of kids was “reprehensible,” he’s right about deserving another shot at working in Hollywood. Someone, hire him! Seacrest?
April 27th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
Hi everyone,
I’ve been watching the show all season and I’ve got to say that I completely lost all respect for Erin, I grew up watching her on Happy Days and after what I’ve seen of her on this show I completely lost all respect for her. Also I was a fan of Screech on Save by the Bell and Dustin lost my respect last season and even more so now. I’ve been overweight all my life and I’ve been working hard at loosing weight since January with excersising and I’ve lost a total of 30 pounds so far and I am aiming for 70. Even those the excersises are hard for me to do sometimes I still suck it up and do them and I think that Dustin should to and stop being such a baby. If he truly wanted to loose the weight he would stop his complaining during the different task and just do them and make his team proud. As for the rest of the cast I think you guys are awsom and you continue to motivate me to continue to work hard at loosing the weight. If you guys can do it I can to and that is the way I look at. Keep up the great work.
April 27th, 2008 at 6:21 pm
The commercials for the season’s finale have Sommore stating that she’s never gonna “hang out with WHITE people again.” That’s a totally racist remark and that fat, bull-dagger-looking `_~*# can probably attribute her rise OUT OF THE ‘HOOD to WHITE people buying tickets at comedy clubs across America, STUPID `_~*# It offends me to hear of any racist remarks from celebrities who forget where they come from.
April 27th, 2008 at 7:39 pm
On the commercials for the season finale, Sommore is heard saying she’s never “gonna hang out with WHITE people again”. This is an offensive, racist remark and I wanna remind the bull-dyke lookin’ @))`^ that WHITE people buying tickets to “comedy” clubs across America helped her to get OUT of the ‘hood. Typical stupid @))`^ I hope WHITE people never pay another single dime for this racist’s act “never again”.
April 27th, 2008 at 7:49 pm
I honestly think that Dustin and Erin should not get the grand prize if either of their teams win…neither of them had helped out their team enough to deserve the prize…Dustin walks out on the show every chance he gets and Erin is just there for the money how fair is that to the rest of their teams??? Everyone else that puts their hearts into losing the weight and everything else they deserved it …I think it should be split for the 3 on the red team that did their best and the 3 on the blue team that worked their hearts out to lose their weight
April 27th, 2008 at 7:58 pm
As a faithful CFC watcher from the jump, I gotta say this is the worst one ever and if I see a hint of this type of motif next season (if there is a next season) I’m OUT!! Erin Moran is a joke, she didn’t need to lose weight, so was it a big shock when she displayed how crazy she is and made it known that she was in it for the money? She has been one of Hollywoods best kept secrets for a very long time, why did CFC, one of the REAL reality shows left have to out her. Then bringing Dustin Diamond back was an insult to everyone, he makes the show very difficult to watch.
There wasn’t anything on the show this season that taught the viewers anything about fitness, just military type fitness which will not be #(_ isable to the average viewer.
To top it all off we have Sommore making the statement that she made and Toccaras hissy fits that pretty much proved that she was there for the money again. Now, I don’t take Sommores statement as bad as some have, she’s a comidian and things like that are said in jest by both races all the time in their shows. All she is guilty of is saying something like that in the wrong forum.
I feel sorry for Willie and Tina, coming back thinking that they were going to have the same experiance. I’m sure they are very let down.
Bottom line….Celebrity Fit Club let its faithful viewers down this season, no doubt!! Hopefully there will be changes made for next season because this one was a big waste of time for all !!!!!
April 27th, 2008 at 9:16 pm
i hope erin cant sleep at night when she thinks about causeing the red team to lose the competition ,she was so selfish she couldnt take one week out of to help her team,she actually gained a pound thats pretty sh*tty,if she would have at least tried they would have one they had it in the bag intill they got stuck with her pathetic ^$# i feel so bad for tocarra and willy! they deserved that prize ! and she is selfish she wouldnt even have gave tina the prize if they would have one,she doesnt deserve anything ,and im sure everyone agrees. AND DUSTIN IN A CRY BABY, LIL B*TCH AND NEEDS TO GET THE F*CK OVER HIM SELF ,HE DID SAVED BY THE BELL WUT 20 YEARS AGO AND HE PLAYED SCREECH?! AND HE THINKS HES BETTER THAN EVERY ONE WITH HIS LAWYERS GOD GET OVER YOUR SELF ,U PLAYED THE NERD EVERYONE MADE FUN OF ! DUSTIN SUCKS AT LIFE
April 27th, 2008 at 9:36 pm
I do not understand how you can win if you stray from the program laid down to follow.
That is cheating, right? Now, if they can all create their own diet, then by all means….but what happened to taking it off in a safe and healthy manner.
As for the ‘Happy Days’ girl….it is sad she has no sense of team…
‘Together everyone accomplishes much’. I would not want an autographed shirt from her.
She obviously may have some health issues, but too much weight was not one of them.
The red team were really wronged in more ways than one.
April 28th, 2008 at 11:46 am
Let me just say I Love this show. Kudo’s to Willie and Tina. Willie it was apple and oranges from past season. You have my total respect.Toccarra did a great job as captain, however you would have done better. NO EXCUSES. Your team was robbed. Erin how sad” i did it for the money” fine but you didn’t earn it. Given that kind of opportunity i would have switched places with you in a heart beat. What a waste. Tina, you did another great Job!!! Dustin, my stars in heaven will you get over your self. You r your biggest down fall. You whine you cry you piss and moan. Grow up!!!!
No Excuses that’s what it about!!
April 28th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
Dustin is maybe the most obnoxious person in America! Sorry, dubya! No wonder other countries hate us when they see people like him running around like a douchebag on tv! I was hoping when they were running in the dark he would fall into a hole, but that’s what I get for hoping.
April 28th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
I’ve watched celebrity fit club since it premiered and this one was really a joke. The red team was ROBBED of their win. I figured the red team was sabotaged when Harvey took Tina and Dustin and gave them AJ & Erin. The competition should have been won fairly without granting 5 extra fit factor points in the last challenge. That was some BullS___!!! Toccara you did your thang, you got started on a rocky start but ended the competition a classy lady. Willie you rocked too. No matter what you and Toccara are winners. I believe that the powers that be sabotaged your win.(Maybe because Erin was on your team) I hope Erin seeks help because I believe we have a rehab issue going on with her. In my book all the second chancers were good even Dustin with his many tandrums,( I hope he seeks help too) but he lost his weight. After this disappointment, I don’t think that I will be watching nor will I Tivo another fit club.
April 28th, 2008 at 6:20 pm
I am so not surprised by Erin Moran’s actions. You can see it on her face from day one!!! Too bad for the red team.
April 28th, 2008 at 6:53 pm
Erin is 5′4. she weighs 124 pounds, and looks amazing. so she didn’t loose what you wanted her to loose. watching several friends become anorexic and bulemic………..ENOUGH !!!!! she is my age and i wish I looked as amazing as she does.
i now with age have developed a hpypothyroid issue and i am anemic. it is so hard for me to loose 3 pounds. i wish i looked as good as erin moron!!!
YOU GO ERIN !
April 28th, 2008 at 7:39 pm
Erin, you stink. If you would have attemted to be a team mate, Willie wouldnt have gotten SCREWED!
April 28th, 2008 at 8:29 pm
I really enjoyed the show an watched it from the begining and was happy for the winning team. The show I was not happy about was when Erin acted up when she was drinking I think the camers could of edited a few parts as they are in control as once some one has had to much to drink they are no longer in control but do need to take care of there actions an own up to it good luck to those who one they were team players thanks Maggie
April 28th, 2008 at 8:58 pm
Ummm, to address blogs from MM and WG below …Sommore was just making a funny comment. I thought it was funny…and I’m white. People out there who cry racism need to do it when it’s used in a seriously derogatory manner to inflict pain - whether it be mental, physical or emotional. Now, are you saying that you took TRUE offense to what she said, or are you one of the HUGE group of people out there (white, black, red, yellow, whatever) who use the racism card every chance they get??? Are you related to Dustin by any chance? A branch on the Cry-Baby Tree? Get over yourself, lighten up and learn to take a joke!!!!
April 29th, 2008 at 8:22 am
I am very upset that Erin was on the show. I watch the show for support for weight loss and then you get Erin that just wants to do it for the money. I hope that she did not get payed…….If she needs the money that bad tell her to get a real job…………..
April 29th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
The should change the name of this show to “CELEBRITY CHEATING BOOT CAMP” it was obivous the red team won fair and square and HARVEY decided to ‘CHEAT” and give the blue team points they “DIDN’T” earn!
April 29th, 2008 at 10:37 pm
Good for Erin. Se’s awesome: direct, honest and perfectly bi-polar. I think her frankness is a welcome change from the back-dooring MFs that populate so many of these post-celeb-redux reunion opportunities. What the f*@& was up with AJ? That fat tub of goo couldn’t keep a pound off for all his excuses and whining. And someone please explain why a C*nt like Ant is even on the show. All I saw him do was rasp half-hearted taunts and mediocre diatribes. What a freaking sissy! Erin, if you’re out there: Keep keeping it real. Ant, if you’re out there: you should thank God every day that you got lucky enough to not have to work for a living. You must have a horse shoe up your A$$ for all the good that’s come from having no skill at all. Peace, yo
April 30th, 2008 at 8:48 pm
Of course Erin did it for the money. Remember, Happy Days and Joanie Loves Chachi were on back in the 70’s and early 80’s. I doubt if she got much (if any) in the way of residuals from it. I think some of the people who were disappointed were those who thought they were tuning in to see Joanie Cunningham and not a mature (and very sexy in my opinion) lady. Yeah, she may have some problems, but don’t we all. Dustin is just a self absorbed loser. Hey Dustin, I hear Joe’s Bar & Grill would like you to bring your lame comedy act back (And yes he actually did play a place with that name. It’s near Albany, NY). My favorite part of this season was the competition between Tina and Willie. Willie, you are my inspiration to get going on my diet and exercise program again
May 7th, 2008 at 6:39 am
i think most of them did terrific, it is hard to lose that much in such a short time!! i am wondering if erin has a drug problem though, sometimes she seemed ok, and other times was really out there. if so, i hope she gets some help, (maybe thats why she needed money?)
July 9th, 2008 at 9:01 pm
Way to go Tina, I am very impressed with her. I have also gained respect for Willie. I never thought much of Erin, but as far as I am concerned she was even out classed by Dustin. I felt like everyone was trying to improve their lives which was goo not only for themselves, but the show as well. The only thing different about Dustin and Erin was that the only improvement they wanted to make was financial. So the best I could tell, was that Dustin took a small step forward this season while Erin took a large step back. Maybe she can come back next time make even more money and improve her image like Dustin did.
July 9th, 2008 at 9:25 pm
I thought I was through with this until I went back and read the comment left by alex. I did serve for four years 1972-1976. First of all he has quite a bitter attitude. I had one for a few years after returning to the welcome we recieved back then. Get over yourself, many of us never even got to come back. The tatoo was done out of respect for service men and women as well as a sense of accomplishment. Wear it with pride MR. Aames and if anyone questions it tell them you may not have been in the service, but you have paid your dues.
June 8th, 2009 at 10:16 pm
Is Celebrity Fit Club coming on for another season? And if it is not, is it because Erin revealed that they were getting paid to be on the show? I am a big fan and hope that the show will return.