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The Hills Poem-cap: There’s No Escaping Justin-Bobby

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Every week we re-cap Monday night’s Hills episodes with a series of haiku poems about the shows. Short skirts, shorter poems - Audrina approved! Add your own masterpieces in the comments section below.

Haiku #1
Heidi’s face melts
more and more each week. And wow -
Those white shorts? Not hot.

Haiku #2
Stephen Coletti
Was way hotter in high school.
But still, they should bone!

Haiku #3
Lauren hates our hero.
Viva la Justin-Bobby!
Go piss that priss off.


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This entry was posted on Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008 at 2:49 pm

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5 Responses to “The Hills Poem-cap: There’s No Escaping Justin-Bobby”

  1. Ella Says:

    I love Heidi and Audrina. Lauren is a freaken control freak and i hate that @~_)* She needs 2 stop tryn 2 controll pples lives. i feel bad 4 audrina cuz she is soo nice. Lauren is not queen B and she needs 2 quit. Everytime lauren doesnt get her way she gets all mad and angry, but heidi is the best and she didnt do anything wrong.

    ~ if and one angrees wit me call ma cell at 551 697 2760

  2. Amy Says:

    Wouldn’t it be great
    If Heidi learned she’s prego?
    Gross Speidi babies.

    How much awkwardness
    Can fit into one short lunch?
    Move in with us! PSYCHE

  3. snatch Says:

    Anyone named Justin-Bobby deserves to be slapped.

  4. HereIambaby Says:

    Oh, so good to hear that. Seems I have seen he at an interracial dating club ~~blackcentury.com ~~or somewhere just like that. Not sure whether it is true or not.

  5. Pixie Says:

    I can NOT stand LO. She sucks and she is going to ruin a good think that LC and Audrina have going on. I couldnt stand her on the first show and NOW I hate her even more now. GO AWAY LOSER