Every week we re-cap Monday night’s Hills episodes with a series of haiku poems about the shows. Short skirts, shorter poems – Audrina approved! Add your own masterpieces in the comments section below.
Haiku #1
Heidi’s face melts
more and more each week. And wow -
Those white shorts? Not hot.
Haiku #2
Stephen Coletti
Was way hotter in high school.
But still, they should bone!
Haiku #3
Lauren hates our hero.
Viva la Justin-Bobby!
Go piss that priss off.
I love Heidi and Audrina. Lauren is a freaken control freak and i hate that @~_)* She needs 2 stop tryn 2 controll pples lives. i feel bad 4 audrina cuz she is soo nice. Lauren is not queen B and she needs 2 quit. Everytime lauren doesnt get her way she gets all mad and angry, but heidi is the best and she didnt do anything wrong.
~ if and one angrees wit me call ma cell at 551 697 2760
Wouldn’t it be great
If Heidi learned she’s prego?
Gross Speidi babies.
How much awkwardness
Can fit into one short lunch?
Move in with us! PSYCHE
Anyone named Justin-Bobby deserves to be slapped.
Oh, so good to hear that. Seems I have seen he at an interracial dating club ~~blackcentury.com ~~or somewhere just like that. Not sure whether it is true or not.
I can NOT stand LO. She sucks and she is going to ruin a good think that LC and Audrina have going on. I couldnt stand her on the first show and NOW I hate her even more now. GO AWAY LOSER
OMG! I love Lauren I hate Heidi
Brody what can i say they broke the mold when they made him…. Justin bobby is such a hottie…. Audrina u might as well give up on Justin Bobby Ive been down that road before the fight is fun but its not worth it in the end hes a player girl. As for lauren & lo love u guys….