The Hills Poem-cap: There’s No Escaping Justin-Bobby

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Every week we re-cap Monday night’s Hills episodes with a series of haiku poems about the shows. Short skirts, shorter poems – Audrina approved! Add your own masterpieces in the comments section below.

Haiku #1
Heidi’s face melts
more and more each week. And wow -
Those white shorts? Not hot.

Haiku #2
Stephen Coletti
Was way hotter in high school.
But still, they should bone!

Haiku #3
Lauren hates our hero.
Viva la Justin-Bobby!
Go piss that priss off.

This entry was posted on Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008 at 2:49 pm

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7 responses to to The Hills Poem-cap: There’s No Escaping Justin-Bobby

Ella April 22, 2008 at 3:36 pm

I love Heidi and Audrina. Lauren is a freaken control freak and i hate that @~_)* She needs 2 stop tryn 2 controll pples lives. i feel bad 4 audrina cuz she is soo nice. Lauren is not queen B and she needs 2 quit. Everytime lauren doesnt get her way she gets all mad and angry, but heidi is the best and she didnt do anything wrong.

~ if and one angrees wit me call ma cell at 551 697 2760

Amy April 22, 2008 at 3:53 pm

Wouldn’t it be great
If Heidi learned she’s prego?
Gross Speidi babies.

How much awkwardness
Can fit into one short lunch?
Move in with us! PSYCHE

snatch April 22, 2008 at 7:35 pm

Anyone named Justin-Bobby deserves to be slapped.

HereIambaby April 22, 2008 at 8:43 pm

Oh, so good to hear that. Seems I have seen he at an interracial dating club ~~blackcentury.com ~~or somewhere just like that. Not sure whether it is true or not.

Pixie May 6, 2008 at 7:11 pm

I can NOT stand LO. She sucks and she is going to ruin a good think that LC and Audrina have going on. I couldnt stand her on the first show and NOW I hate her even more now. GO AWAY LOSER

samantha October 28, 2008 at 5:41 pm

OMG! I love Lauren I hate Heidi

Tammy November 18, 2008 at 10:02 am

Brody what can i say they broke the mold when they made him…. Justin bobby is such a hottie…. Audrina u might as well give up on Justin Bobby Ive been down that road before the fight is fun but its not worth it in the end hes a player girl. As for lauren & lo love u guys….