The Hills Poem-cap: There’s No Escaping Justin-Bobby
Every week we re-cap Monday night’s Hills episodes with a series of haiku poems about the shows. Short skirts, shorter poems - Audrina approved! Add your own masterpieces in the comments section below.
Haiku #1
Heidi’s face melts
more and more each week. And wow -
Those white shorts? Not hot.
Haiku #2
Stephen Coletti
Was way hotter in high school.
But still, they should bone!
Haiku #3
Lauren hates our hero.
Viva la Justin-Bobby!
Go piss that priss off.
April 22nd, 2008 at 3:36 pm
I love Heidi and Audrina. Lauren is a freaken control freak and i hate that @~_)* She needs 2 stop tryn 2 controll pples lives. i feel bad 4 audrina cuz she is soo nice. Lauren is not queen B and she needs 2 quit. Everytime lauren doesnt get her way she gets all mad and angry, but heidi is the best and she didnt do anything wrong.
~ if and one angrees wit me call ma cell at 551 697 2760
April 22nd, 2008 at 3:53 pm
Wouldn’t it be great
If Heidi learned she’s prego?
Gross Speidi babies.
How much awkwardness
Can fit into one short lunch?
Move in with us! PSYCHE
April 22nd, 2008 at 7:35 pm
Anyone named Justin-Bobby deserves to be slapped.
April 22nd, 2008 at 8:43 pm
Oh, so good to hear that. Seems I have seen he at an interracial dating club ~~blackcentury.com ~~or somewhere just like that. Not sure whether it is true or not.
May 6th, 2008 at 7:11 pm
I can NOT stand LO. She sucks and she is going to ruin a good think that LC and Audrina have going on. I couldnt stand her on the first show and NOW I hate her even more now. GO AWAY LOSER