Miley to Make Millions for Book About Boring Life
We are all about autobiographies when the author has something to say - Bill Clinton, Ben Franklin, Rosie O’Donnell - these are important people with true tales that explode off the page. But a 15 year-old Disney Channel star? What the hell has she done that’s print-worthy? Apparently someone thinks her life events will garner Harry Potter-esque attention, and has offered Miley over $1 million to spill her beans on paper. Because her life thus far has presumably been extraordinarily uneventful, the book will mostly talk about how great her relationship is with her mom. ‘”I am so excited to let fans in on how important my relationship with my family is to me,” the Hannah Montana star said in a statement Tuesday. “I hope to motivate mothers and daughters to build lifetimes of memories together and inspire kids around the world to live their dreams.”‘
Interesting, that sounds a lot like another autobiography we once loved about a Disney star and her mom BFF - maybe Miley should ask Britney how life turned out after her book Britney Spears’ Heart to Heart? We’ve decided to go ahead and do the work for Miley, and are pitching the above book and below chapters as a great place to start. So what if she’s done next-to-nothing in her short time on earth - it can still be a juicy read, right?
Miley Cyrus: My G-Rated Life
- Chapter 1: I Was Born, Just Like You!
- Chapter 2: Thoughts on Red Lobster, My Favorite Restaurant
- Chapter 3: How To Take Pics of Yourself for Your MySpace Page That are Skanky But Not Slutty
- Chapter 4: Skirts! The Long and Short of my Favorite Garmet
- Chapter 5: My Parents - Why I Love Them!
- Chapter 6: My Parents - Why I Will Hate Them Soon
- Chapter 7: Virginity is Awesome - For Now
- Epilogue: Things Fall Apart (Eventually)
April 23rd, 2008 at 3:30 pm
Miley treis to find ways to make America love her more when the true fact is that most kids her age don’t really care to see or here from her. most of the kids at my school make fun of her becuase they say she is a celebrity that would be stuck up if you met her somewhere other than around cameras. I think she is a girl who wants to be looked at like an angel when shes actually not that sweet.
April 23rd, 2008 at 3:32 pm
Miley treis to find ways to make America love her more when the true fact is that most kids her age don’t really care to see or here from her. most of the kids at my school make fun of her becuase they say she is a celebrity that would be stuck up if you met her somewhere other than around cameras. I think she is a girl who wants to be looked at like an angel when shes actually not that sweet but I hope she has fun with the way that she actsbecuase if you treat people like that they will probly hate you.
April 23rd, 2008 at 8:33 pm
she is really sexy. seems that she is very hot on ~~intimatemingle.com~~ that is a free interracial dating club. she must go there to find someone. i also saw her hot pics and videos on that web. unless you watch it, you won’t know how…she is.
April 23rd, 2008 at 9:07 pm
I really don’t know what Miley would have to write about, unless she’s been through some kind of hardship that none of us know about. Even then, she’s not old enough to impart any wisdom. Then again, the book is probably directed at people 10 years younger than me. . .so maybe it’ll be a cool book for the tweens.
April 23rd, 2008 at 10:03 pm
Miley treis to find ways to make America love her more when the true fact is that most kids her age don’t really care to see or here from her.
FOR THE GOD LOVE THEY TOUCH ONE OF CLIPS OF THE DBSK!!!!!!!!!
April 24th, 2008 at 8:53 pm
she may seem boring but when she comes out of the closet and owns her homosexuality she will be most interesting.
April 25th, 2008 at 5:58 pm
i love miley cyrus she is so funny. my kids love her. great idea
April 26th, 2008 at 3:56 am
Y do u not like miley she is so cool look at how all the other people dress then look at her
April 26th, 2008 at 3:57 am
Y don`t u not like miley she is so cool look at how all the other people dress then look at her
April 26th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
OMG! SHE NEED TO GO AWAY ALLRDY! SHE IZ IMPOSSIBLE TO GET AWAY FROM! SHE EVERYWHERE! THE ONLY PPL DAT LIKE HER ARE GIRLS AES 1-8. NO GIRL @ MY SCHOOL LIKES HER. SHE THINKS SHE IZ A BIG CELEBRITY BUT SHE AINT. AND FOR HER TO POST THOSE LITTLE PHOTOS OF HERSELF LOOKING LIKE A SKANK ON DA INTERNET IZ RONG! MY LIL NIECE LOOKS UP TO HER N NOW MILEY IZ DOING THIS!!!!!! HER BOOK WILL JST BE ABOUT HOW STUPID AND BORING SHE RLY IZ. NO GOOD PERSON IN THIER RITE MIND WOULD READ HER BOOK OR LET THEIR CHILDREN READ IT. I HOPE HER CAREER GOES DOWN IN BIG GIGANTIC FLAMES!!!!!!!!!!!
April 26th, 2008 at 4:59 pm
i think that if her life is just like ours now why would we need to read about what is going on in our life. she is a terrible singer and the only reason she is doing this book is to get more publicity. so she dont need to write a book about our life that we live right now.NO ONE BUY IT!
April 26th, 2008 at 7:39 pm
miley cyrus is a big fan of mine but sometimes she acts so stuck up because when i was watching her consert every time she touches someone hands she wipes her hand off. If you dont believe me watch the best of both worlds consert tour in the video Rock Star.
Miley if you read this i`m sorry but that is the truth.
But u are my favorite pop star and i think u are amazing.
Love,
Cutiepie
April 26th, 2008 at 8:57 pm
I love your shows and music your the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sincerly,
Pooh Bear
April 26th, 2008 at 10:31 pm
i think that miley’s new book is not “g-rated”. although i am a mily fan, actually huge fan…i just don’t think that miley’s new book is appropriate for kids to read. for instance, chapter 3, how to take pics of yourself for myspace that are skanky, not slutty, yeah, why would kids wanna read about that. most people may have a myspace, but if you take a pic that makes you look like a `^!(% your choice of college won’t accept you. and why is virginity awesome? especially for now? there is seriously somethin wrong with this book. i wouldn’t read it!!!
April 27th, 2008 at 9:04 pm
LMAO
b**** please
you’ve lived for how long, 15 years?
what could possibly have happend in your life that needs to be printed in a book
April 28th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
MILEY IS A +`_`@ AND YOU DISAPPOINT BIG TIME SO GO GET A LIFE YOU LO LIFE +`_`@ AND YOUR DOING THIS FOR MORE FAME………………….LO LIFE
April 29th, 2008 at 8:49 pm
It shouldn’t be called “My G-rated Life”, it should be called “I’m a Stuck Up Girl Who Thinks I’m talented and I’m Taking Money From You.” Seriously who cares about her life?! She’s another girl and of course no one’s perfect but she’s a star for Disney and little kids look up to her. She shouldn’t be doing these stuff, at least not in public.