Miss Rap Supreme Recap - Episode 2 - What Turns You On?
Chiba and Byata, you’re excused from answering the question above.
You too, 2States.
After last episode’s elimination, people are just oozing love for Khia.
Chiba and Ms. Cherry dance, which I think is supposed to be taunting…
…but ends up looking like complete and utter joy. Seriously, have you ever seen anyone have a better time than those two in the gif above?
But the fun and bird-flipping all ends with a visit from Serch.
Don’t expect to find him dancing on a platform with Cherry anytime soon. Dude is pissed. See, it turns out that Khia’s final 16 during last week’s elimination was a track she had already recorded and released…
…which is in direct violation of the rules. And that means toodles to Khia and a triumphant comeback for Lionezz.
The girls are so happy to see her.
But you can tell they’re crying for Khia inside.
The girls sit around eating and we’re treated to this shot of Rece Steele:
Her personal style is off the hook. She reminds me of an eccentric aunt who’s really into potpourri sachets and borrowing new releases from the library. And probably cats.
Serch comes over and announces that it’s…
He jokes with the girls that they’ll have to take part in a swimsuit competition, which worries Lady Twist.
“I’m not puttin’ on no bikini in privacy, let alone on TV,” she says. Ha! She’s worse than Raj on What’s Happening!! (remember in the nude-modeling episode, when we found out that he took a shower in a bathing suit). Anyway, it turns out that Lady Twist will be shown on TV in a bikini. Wait for it…
Is dredging up one’s past to emphasize the discomfort of their present the ‘08 version of the gas face? I think so.
Anyway, no, there will not be a bikini competition. Instead, the team-captain challenge of today will be…
Helping judge this will be…
Charli looks great and doesn’t say much. Sounds like the perfect woman to me! ZOMG!!! JK! You know I wouldn’t do like that to these females whose commodity is their words.
Anyway, check the fashion show:
And, yo, you gotta see the full get-up to get the full femme-cave girl effect of Lionezz’s outfit:
I don’t know what it is, but Byata looks very Gore Vidal’s Caligula Aerobics to me, if such a home-workout tape ever existed (and don’t you kinda wish it did?).
Apparently, decadence and elevated heart rates appeal to the panel, because Byata is chosen as a winner, along with Lionezz. They choose teams and guess who’s the last woman standing.
Again. When something happens repeatedly, does it count as foreshadowing? Or is it straight up motif at this point?
The performance challenge of today is a little something called…
The girls have to write about what turns them on. Expect many to stick with the provocative-and-alluring theme only tangentially.
Practicing commences.
Byata’s team not only has a hook…
…but also a two-step. A hook and a two step! A hook and a two-step! Readers, sing along.
The girls get to the club where they’ll perform their tracks, which is filled with women. After getting a few looks from eyes that are lacking in makeup, they see the sign…
Nicky2States apparently has a hard time dealing with this.
Because it’s such a change from the house she just came from? Like, what? Nicky interviews, “I did not know that that was a gay bar! I didn’t see a rainbow. I still don’t believe it! And I started going, so was that a regular smile, or was that a flirtatious smile?”
I think that disbelief and outrage are the two states to which Nicky’s name refers.
The performances begin. D.A.B. represents, much to Nicky’s surprise.
“D.A.B. did an excellent job. And I was very…shocked!” She sounds like Bill Cosby. Perhaps she was eating some of Thing 2’s special banana-pudding recipe.
Nicky’s verse is nasty.
Is that a regular butt tooch, or a flirtatious one?
Oh, and Ms. Cherry goes and forgets her lyrics.
Again: foreshadowing or motif? Wait till the end of the recap and decide.
Byata’s team goes with its hook-laden track.
Byata, too, forgets some lyrics, makes note of it and keeps going. That, people, is how you finesse a situation. And though Chiba’s pissed that people deviated from her choreography, it doesn’t matter - their team wins and Byata nabs the title of Miss Thing. Her reward in the Salt-N-Pepa suite?
Apparently, he’s packing vinyl heat, too.
But who needs a sex doll when you’ve got Chiba to bicker with? Chiba dramatically tells Byata that she needs to start taking things more seriously. Uh, she just, like, won the challenge. What the hell else does she have to do to prove that she’s taking this seriously?
Later, Chiba rants to Bree outside, while a few yards away, Byata works on a rhyme that goes in part: “Someone tryin’ to school me, when they need to be taught.” Chiba takes this as a message to her and calls Byata out on this.
Byata transforms into Marisa Tomei in My Cousin Vinny for a second and goes…
“Whatta you, retarded?” Apparently, Chiba is not. They kiss and make up.
Meanwhile, Nicky sits with D.A.B. and explains…uh, this: “When I’m on stage, it don’t matter that I’m shakin’ my ass, shakin’ my ass. You still gonna hear what I’m sayin’ because I could sit here and have this conversation with you and shake my ass the whole time.” Here is the visual she provides:
Now she can shake her ass for all eternity, and we still gonna hear what she’s saying.
Oh, and just a note: the lines on her butt in the above gif are from image-compression, not because Nicky has stretch marks.
Just to set the record straight. Nicky also feels that D.A.B. relies to heavily on the help of others, causing a rant that expresses, you guessed it, disbelief and outrage: “If there’s somebody there to help you through each thing, then who are you? Are you you or are you us? And if you’re us, then who the hell are we?” Who’s on first? What?
Elimination comes. Byata’s team is safe, having won the So Seductive challenge. The final challenge calls for Lionezz’s crew to spit a 16 about what turns them off. They write and go:
In the end, it comes down to Ms. Cherry, whose 16 was full of pauses, which the judges think is cocky, but I think is another case of her forgetfulness, and D.A.B., who underwhelmed.
D.A.B. goes.
But look at how soft and humble she looks! This world was not meant for her.
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June 16th, 2008 at 10:15 am
Nicky2states look like that african lady off the PJ’s, that clay black cartoon with eddie murphy.
June 14th, 2008 at 7:55 pm
Iam a 25 yr old male and iam really feeling Ms Cheba and i think her and Ms Rece should have been left but her feelings and her 16 she already had what got her sash took… NOW SINCE I GAVE U THE REAL I WANT TO GET TO KNOW Ms Cheba !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THA TRUTH@25.COM
June 9th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
ALL I GOT 2 SY IZ mS.cHERRY IZ DA BEST RAPPER IN DA HOUSE. SHE NEED TO WIN AND BECOME MIZZ RAP SUPREME!!!
June 8th, 2008 at 11:20 pm
Dear Mr C.F. (dumb A.s.s) Godwell,
First of all, KNOW *(_+ before your stupid ^@@ says *(_+ RUSSIAN JEWS are not ISRAELI JEWS! And even if they were, Israel is not the ones creating the WAR!!! Dumb A$$!!!
CHIBA called Byata the devil first, if you even seen the show. Byata did not bring that up first, it was Chiba. Even if Byata and Serch are both Jews, this is not why Byata is ahead in the game. The girl got something going for her, even if your stupid brainwashed ignorant self cannot see it!!
Again: RUSSIAN JEWS AND ISRAELI JEWS ARE NOT from the same place. If you want to go all the way back now, yeah just about all of us are black and Israeli. But ….. After Christ times, things are different. Russia and Israel is not the same place. Israel is not Palestine neither( War wise.)
June 2nd, 2008 at 3:45 pm
OOh i just finisehd watching todays episode and i hate byata with all my heart.She needed to be the one to step off.She is very very naive and petty for real.I cant describe just how much I hate her.Id rather Chiba stay at this moment.As for Reese she seem to be feeding on that Byata vibe so she lost respect too.For now Miss Cherry you got my ears.
June 2nd, 2008 at 3:21 pm
I can’t believe they let Chiba go instead of miss %)@~ up Biyata. She needs to stop blaming everyone for her mistakes. Her %)@~ ups were her own %)@~ ups whether Chiba used olds raps or not she still %)@~ ed up major on her performance! Hear is a little advice look in your own mirror honey and stop giving Chiba or anyone else you may have to face in life all of your energy and maybe you can focus on yourself and do you! Chiba you took a lot of @*)( you didn’t deserve in that house so may God bless you in whatever you do! Don’t allow yourself to be everyone’s punching bag when they need one!!!!!! To the rest of the 3 ladies left grow up (!(%$ es!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 2nd, 2008 at 1:24 am
I LOVE CHEBA…SHE SO FREAKIN SEXY AND SHE GON WIN…CUZ SHE DA HOTTEST
June 1st, 2008 at 4:47 pm
LEAVE NIKKI ALONE!
Besides, she got kicked. Just look at that sweet chocolate lil doll up top in the GIF Picture. Thats a pure sex grind.
BYATA, WE KNOW SERCH HAS YOU PICKED OUT TO WIN AND I WOULDN’T BE SUPRISED IF YOU ARE A LEZZY AND FELLOW JEW WHOM THE ENTIRE SHOW/FIASCO IS DESIGNED AROUND TO PROMOTE YOU AS THE NEW ‘HOT’ WHITE JEWISH FEMALE MC FROM BROOKLYN. I am not judging you on your skill, because you do have a lil something, but you calling CHIBA, a Black Woman, a ‘DEVIL’ and describing her as a person who “CREATES WAR” is almost hilarious coming from a person of Israeli descent. If she has her career invested in SERCH, good luck. go to MySpace and type NON PHIXION or look up iLL BiLL and ask him about ole dirty SERCH.
PERSONALLY (and dont get me wrong…because I think Chiba is a pretty )_! chick) I THINK THE BOTH OF YOU WERE GETTING IT ON OR SOMEBODY WANTED TO AND NOW ONE OR BOTH OF YOU ARE JILTED.
I smell Lesbians.
June 1st, 2008 at 4:44 pm
LEAVE NIKKI ALONE!
Besides, she got kicked. Just look at that sweet chocolate lil doll up top in the GIF Picture. Thats a pure sex grind.
BYATA, WE KNOW SERCH HAS YOU PICKED OUT TO WIN AND I WOULDN’T BE SUPRISED IF YOU ARE A LEZZY AND FELLOW JEW WHOM THE ENTIRE SHOW/FIASCO IS DESIGNED AROUND TO PROMOTE YOU AS THE NEW ‘HOT’ WHITE JEWISH FEMALE MC FROM BROOKLYN. I am not judging you on your skill, because you do have a lil something, but you calling CHIBA, a Black Woman, a ‘DEVIL’ and describing her as a person who “CREATES WAR” is almost hilarious coming from a person of Israeli descent. If she has her career invested in SERCH, good luck. go to MySpace and type NON PHIXION or look up iLL BiLL and ask him about ole dirty SERCH.
PERSONALLY (and dont get me wrong…because I think Chiba is a pretty %*$ chick) I THINK THE BOTH OF YOU WERE GETTING IT ON OR SOMEBODY WANTED TO AND NOW ONE OR BOTH OF YOU ARE JILTED.
I smell Lesbians.
May 31st, 2008 at 9:31 pm
~`%% BYATA I HATE THAT !~&#_
May 29th, 2008 at 4:48 pm
nikki is nasty love love love lovelove love love lovelove love love lovelove love love love sex!
May 29th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
i missed somethin cuz i dun even knoe how da whole byata vs. chiba thing started…hmm…but neways…chibas good, byatas hot n she’s good 2, i dun really like ms cherry’s rappin…i like her singin voice tho…she sounded real good on the music video. rece steele is prolly my favorite since twist is gone. i liked nikki n bree. nikki was crazy n entertaining as hell, and bree was ma crush haha but um…yeah. if somebody has 2 win i say its between chiba, byata, and rece…i want cherry 2 go.
May 26th, 2008 at 11:17 pm
i like ms cherry her flow is nice and she can sing so she got a lil advantage over the other chicks her country singing and he country flow is the #!`~ reese thats my girl she is like the chick i would hang with she real she don’t do beef but if #!`~ pop off she ready.. nickie 2states she grew alot fr when she first came on the show chiba she has skills but i really don’t think she showing like she should byata she has that hip hop girl thing goin like she can make hiphop music but going battel style hard i dont know but she has been holdin herself down and may the best lady win
May 26th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
I LOVE BYATA SHE SO HOOD!!!
NICKY IZ Y GIRL CUZ SHE FREAKY AND SHE JUST DONT GIVE A $%% K!!
REESE IZ SO LAID BACK AND HUMBLE AT THE SAME TIME I LIKE HER STYLE!!
MRZ CHERRY IS 2 *~`+ Y WITH HER SKINNY SELF BUT SHE IZ HOTTT!!!
CHIBA NO COMMENT ON THAT CHILDISH TRICK!!!
May 25th, 2008 at 11:29 pm
chiba is real sexy i love her alot but i lke byata and i hate her at the same tome i hate her cause she keep kissin on mii girl chiba and i like her cause i want to see her &@`_ chiba so it can be like public porn so i can have god dreams i also think
bree should &@`_ ms.cherry
byata should &@`_ chiba and reece
and nicky2 staes can stay wit da fake doll baby
May 25th, 2008 at 11:20 pm
I LOVE U MS.CHERRY AKA MISS RAP SUPREME I WOULD LOVE TO MEET U BUT JUST KNOW U ALWAYS GOT ME LOOKIN AT EVERY EPISODE AND EVERY REPEATED EPISODE JUST O SEE YO BOMB &@$ FACE AN I LOVE DA WAY U SING AND HOW IF U AT DA PETAL STOOL BOUT TO GO HOME U ALWAYS COME WUT A SWEET RAP ABOUT YOURSELF AY SAY U ^^#& Y BUT ^^#& Y IS WAHS KEEPIN U ON DA SHOW OH YEA IM ^^#& Y TO HIT ME UP PLESE ON MY MYSPACE http://WWW.MYSPACE.COM/KA4U I ALWAYS ADORE U AND HOPE U WIN SO U CAN BECOME ESTABLISHED AND I CAN SEE U I PERSON
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXXOOXOXO
May 23rd, 2008 at 1:25 pm
_`+~ BYATA I HATE THAT `^$`*
May 20th, 2008 at 11:11 pm
i think bree is helly fine and ineed to pursue that she proably turned me ful lesbian and i love her swagger and everthing else she’s helly bomb .ineed to hit that well bree if u read this hit me up . write me at this adderess or call me at 559-221-0593. idont even know you i already like you a lot and want to talk to you .i just bisexual and pride of it .i watch every esipode jus to check you out .so you can saw i’m your number1 fan . i love your hair and your big __` but your hellllllllllly fine .so r you single? please say yes . ineed you in my life! +&%* yeah. i’m lookin 4 a gurl like you peace out . I LOVE YOU YOUR GUYS SHOW. RAINBOW PRIDE BY DEIDRE VALDEZ FROM FRESNO THE NO TOWN . I LOVE GURLS.
May 20th, 2008 at 8:41 pm
May 20th, 2008 at 7:52 pm
Reese is a dumb $%) @_*@* You found out that Byata was talking about you and you totally ignored it. I think Nikki2states is gonna tell her $%) off though. Its coming soon. You can tell how fake Byata is; she started off kissing Chiba in the mouth, now look at her. H.A.T.E.R @_*@* go audition for the Sopranos, fake $%) Somebody hit that @_*@* please
P.s
Cherry is cool, but she ain’t ready for Chiba either
Bow down
May 20th, 2008 at 7:42 pm
Chiba is the best rapper on that show, the rest of yall can step off. Byata is just jealous because Chiba is the only real competition on the show and she’s beautiful. She’s not too pushy or over confident, she’s just trying to win competions. Cut up Chiba, shake them haters off
Nikki2states and the other one are just followers of Byata.
I’m gonna miss Bree
May 20th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
id rame my fick up nicky2states dark $&*!_ and lick her dark meat and lick her )&^ hole inside out nicky grl u got that )&^ make a +@~!@ wanna smash
May 19th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
FIRST OF ALL I HOPE MS.CHERRY WINS IT, AS FOR NIKKIE 2 STATE SHE’S A )$^)+ BYATA SHE’S A SAD CASE FOR A LESBO, CHIBA NEEDS TO BEAT THAT +%+ EVERY BLACK GIRL IN THAT HOUSE NEEDS TO WHIP HER +%+ FAKE ($&#* AND RECE DUMB +%+ IS JUST U G L Y. BYATA IS DOING HER AND NIKKI THAT IS WHY THEY SO CLOSE NASTY ($&#* ES NONE OF THEM CAN’T RAP ANYWAY, GO CHERRY , GO CHERRY. MISS YOU DAB, I KINDA WISH YOU WOULD HAVE PUNCHED NIKKI IN THE FACE BEFORE YOU LEFT. KEEP YOUR HEAD UP GIRL.
May 16th, 2008 at 2:21 am
It’s the end of days, this is the worst excuse for entertainment I’ve seen in a long time. I am not certain who should be most offended, women as a whole, lesbians, black folks, black lesbians,hip hop fans.This show is a disaster. I remember when VH-1 didn’t play Hip Hop, who would have thought that even Hip Hop fans would think of that time as “the good old days” You should be ashamed.
May 15th, 2008 at 1:48 pm
Byata, girl you are so beautiful!
May 14th, 2008 at 5:32 pm
nikki ur nasty and hore
May 14th, 2008 at 12:59 pm
AHH YALL EXTRA MS CHERRY AGINST D.A.B OBVEOUS LOL CHERRY! AN NICKY WOW OK LOL J/P
BEYATA AN CHEBA OK LEZ BOZ MUCH ? LOLNAW JP