Rocky Rocks Out
Above, check out a one-minute preview of I Know My Kid’s a Star breakout Rocky’s upcoming single, “Who’s the Bitch Now?” When we spoke to Rocky earlier this month, she told us, “If you think the tampon line gave everybody a heart attack, wait till everybody hears the words to my new song. It’s about bondage!” And so it is. The above video takes footage from I Know My Kid’s a Star to accompany a rough cut of Rocky’s single — she says that a sexy, official video is on the way. As it is, though, the language in the clip above is mildly not safe for work…or your booty.
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May 3rd, 2008 at 3:44 pm
words cannot describe how much I………. LOVE ITTTTTTTTTTTT I CANT WAIT FOR THE WHOLE THING TO COME OUT YOU’RE AMAZING! how are you are Hayley? me and my friend were talking about how we have hayley and rocky seperation anxiety haha we love you guys so much.

May 3rd, 2008 at 1:51 pm
this song is amazing rocky is amazing and extremley pretty she has lots of talent and so does her daughter!!rocky ha ters beware!!!XOXO and the freak who said rocky sounds horrible!!i am sure you sound like a dy ing cat!!and hayley does have stuff going on too if you look on youtube she has a video herself!!!so all you su ckers that are jealous or Rocky’s talent go to hell cuz dhe is amazing!SO BAM!
May 2nd, 2008 at 8:44 pm
Dude Rocky Is Awesome And So Is Hayley!!!!!!!!!!!!…..Gigi Sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!……Oh Yeah And Rocky’s New Song Is Great!!!!!!!!!!
May 2nd, 2008 at 8:20 pm
Alright Yolanda(or should I say Sheri ), this bag of sour grapes directed at Rocky is yet another typical tirade from a disgruntled, cloven hoofed egg-laying troll. Maybe you should shave your furry little legs, stuff your tail back in your pants and crawl back into that black hole in the universe from whenst you first came.
May 2nd, 2008 at 12:30 pm
Country and bondage??
May 2nd, 2008 at 10:29 am
was that supposed to be rocky singing? How weird. If it is rocky’s voice they really did something to it like put it through the chipmunk machine. Is it country? Does that explain the cowboy hats?
May 2nd, 2008 at 12:00 am
This lady is so old and busted up and her singing sounds like someone strangling a cat. She needs to go to the old folks home for broke down Steve Tyler wannabees and let the next generation have their chance. If she was gonna have a singing career, it would have happened like 20 years ago.
May 1st, 2008 at 7:53 pm
Okay, Iam gonna step in a minute here. Majorly Pissed you are a die hard fan who always comes to my defense–but you’re a little outta line. Here’s my take on the whole situation. No mom or kid got as much recognition as Hayley and I and most of theses moms from the show have been trying to sabotage it. Such as the fat slob behind this last post “must be crazy” Sheri. Gigi did nothing but stage fights with me to get reality time which made america hate her. And I have never seen such mental child abuse exhibited then the way she treated Alai. Other moms were hated as well as Gigi because of the disgusting way they treated their kids. One thing I get the most compliments on is the love I showed for my daughter, and how real I was. That is what matters the most because I was never a stage mom–I am a MOM! The jealousy is so obvious and you can say whatever you want but my daughter has more hits on you tube and wonderful comments and is in america’s heart more than anyone including myself. SHE is a special little girl who stole that show. It’s not just talent that creates that it factor. And Hayley has booked five commercials and is up for her own Hanna Montana style show with major execs. Like Shannon, I follow the rules of the show and don’t talk or should I say BRAG about all her achievements since the show. But you will see her everywhere–America’s begging for her–unlike Cameron who no one even remembers and sealed his doom the minute he hit a note on the clarinet–and a flat one at that. I LOVE Cheyenne and her mother and think she is an unbelieveably talented little girl–all though I will be honest and say I call her mom evey other day–we are truly friends–why did she use my blog as a link to Cheyennes music when she could of just told me? Or sent me a personal link, she has my e-mail address. Although it did hurt me to hear majorly put her down because Helene knows I stand by Cheyenne, I’ll admit I was alittle hurt by this when I read all this today. But as Danny would say welcome to Hollywood. As far as ffifteen minutes Sheri I beg to differ baby. I am a singer, songwriter, actress, stuntwoman writer,professional wrestler, and excel in anything I’ve ever put my mind to–the only thing you will ever excel in is pounds. You’re a LOSER, and the business is done with you so you can continue to spread lies that I’m in my forties–when I ‘m barely 30–or you can lie and say I’m a crackhead transvestite or whatever–they still love and miss us–not you or Gigi–who by the way just for the record tried to make up with me right before the airing of the hair weave. That is insincere–she is insincere and did nothing but ambush me thru that whole show–and Helene because her child doesn’t have any talent. Cheyenne didn’t tank in the last competition and Alai was only made to stay because of Gigi’s tirates–just like when we got eliminated in the dance piece it was clear to everyone that Maryjo should have gone home. You never break that fourth wall in an audition and when you do your out. As far as me. I tried to tell everyone and I’ll say it again I was writing and recording before I ever got asked to be a part of this show and I am only continuing what I started. None of these other moms have anything going on for themselves–they live thru their kids forced talent. So you gotta take cheap shots at me. VH1 decided to post this blog with a sneek peek of my song –they put the whole video together–as well as their commercials asking everyone if they miss Rocky as much as they do–I think that speaks volumes. I will quote a piece from this Sundays La Times featuring Hayley and I on the cover Pg 19 states When explaining to Hayley why they’re getting scorned by others, Rocky says,”Your mother is talented, and your a star.” And alarmingly she’s totaly right. I REST MY CASE! That’s whose opinion counts “SHAMU” not yours. And I think your mention of the chocolate scene in the Lusty Busty are your own “It’s Pats” lesbian fantasies towards me–but thanks for the constant plug –it’s doin’ great numbers because of you–Hee hee. Insidentely, I am the STAR of that show and it is a comedy that I am the host of–it has nothing to do with chocolate syrup and my boobs other than your bizarre fantasies about me. God you and Gigi embarrass yourselves trying to put me down. I am releasing my song and video next week for everyone who’s supported me, and after that Hayley and I are writing a rock song for her. We will be around for a long time because we not only soared above everyone on this show–but we have the talent to back it like the showbizness family we come from. Did your mother and her sisters sing with Frank Sinatra and dean Martin. Did your uncle play Mr.Robinson in the Graduate, or the mayor in Jaws? Go open another bag of Cheetohs and Shettt-up!! Majorly Pissed you gotta chill a litlle. But you rock. Sheri–have you called Jenny yet?
Rocky
Rocky
Rocky
May 1st, 2008 at 10:10 am
Majorly pissed… are you nuts? Why get mad at Chyenne’s mom for trying to do the best for her daughter. Isn’t that what the show was about… not about Rocky? Hayley doesn’t have all sorts of new stuff going on, it’s Rocky. Just what Danny said. It’s all about her. Just like the LA times said. Just like what is obvious to everyone else. Don’t worry Majorly pissed, Rocky is getting her 15 minutes and Hayley’s too ~ just like she planned. As long as Rocky is rude and outlandish she’ll be in the spotlight. It doesn’t matter that she has NO talent. Hell, she has a great pair of boobs ~ right. So back off majorly and let everyone bask in the huge fame that this tiny little awful show is bringing to the “stars” of the show.
BTW, stalking is a crime ~ did you know that? I am sure that even Rocky doesn’t need another stalker.
April 30th, 2008 at 9:37 pm
Oh my Lord, HK, I’m Majorly Pissed again. What on God’s Green Earth prompted you to ride Rocky’s zooming coat tails to promote your own daughter’s lame-ola rip-off of “Summer Lovin’” from Grease? Hell, woman, that’s the kind of song they play over and over to Al Queda terrorists to make ‘em talk.
Let Rocky have her moment in the sun for cryin out loud. Congratulate her without throwing in any unwanted promos for your own kid’s off-key homage to Olivia Newton John.
I, for one, unconditionally love Rocky’s “Who’s The )*!%` Now?” But it also happens to be a fitting moniker for anyone who would knowingly use another person’s blog to spotlight their own brat’s third rate music. Shame, shame, shame.
April 30th, 2008 at 6:02 am
I am a fulltime comic/magician. When you were offed, i was so pissed! You made us laugh and you were entertaining! When they lost you I know they regretted it! You are great, so is your daughter. You guys will do just fine! If not FK it I know youll have a blast! And isnt that what its all about!??!!?!
your friend,
Rob Jenkins-myspace.com/magicrob75
April 30th, 2008 at 5:08 am
Rock on Rocky!!! You know we love you!! Great song!
So how’s this for being in tune with one another…
Cheyenne has just put a New Music Myspace up. It is here: http://www.myspace.com/CheyenneHaynesMusic There is one song on it so far. Cheyenne wrote, produced and sings all the vocals.
And people wondered what we have in common!!
Now, it’s a little bit different from your song (he! he!) . Check it out when you get a chance.
Enjoy,
Helene
April 30th, 2008 at 12:38 am
Love the song! Love Rocky! Keep it up lady; can’t wait to see the real video!
April 29th, 2008 at 11:32 pm
Rocky… Your song is so freakin awesome. I can’t wait till we get to hear the whole thing. Have you and Hayley ever recorded anything together? It would be cool to hear you guys sing a duet of something. Good luck to you both.
And post more stuff about Rocky and Hayley VH1. They were my favorites on I Know my Kids a star. The shows just not as fun to watch without them.
April 29th, 2008 at 11:12 pm
Hey girl, its Jilly from Texas, wow your vocals rock- you and Hayley rule!!!! im only still watching that show with Dummy Bonaduce for laffs, still want to see Gigi show her self out- wish I could slap her stupid face myself..
April 29th, 2008 at 9:35 pm
Great lyrics! Hey, I missed the L.A. Times thing. I hope you posted it on myspace.
Majorly Pissed has it right.
April 29th, 2008 at 6:22 pm
I know how who the $~##$ is… Nice, glad for a keep on rocking..
April 29th, 2008 at 1:07 pm
She’s so damn sexy…and so baaaad…I love this lady!
April 29th, 2008 at 11:21 am
This song ROCKS!!! Rocky has a true rock & roll voice and a killer guitar track on the song to match!! 2 THUMBS UP!!!!
April 29th, 2008 at 11:16 am
hi rocky it’s me sarah from your friends list on your myspace, wow.. girl you totally rock! nice song!
April 29th, 2008 at 5:45 am
“If I heard this playing in a bar, I’d leave.”
You wouldn’t have time to make that decision, Chris…because I’d already be throwing you out bodily. And pal, when was the last time you were even in a bar that didn’t have a Brokeback Mountain poster hung on the wall???
April 28th, 2008 at 11:58 pm
I guess she really WAS in it for herself. I would rather have seen something Haley is working on. If I heard this playing in a bar, I’d leave.
April 28th, 2008 at 11:05 pm
Sounds good girl.. You really Rock..
April 28th, 2008 at 11:03 pm
Good stuff Rocky! Keep it up!
April 28th, 2008 at 10:22 pm
An incredibly fun song with not only a rockin’ beat but fantastic, far-out lyrics and melody as well. You rock, Rocky, you really rock. It seems each week VH1 does something new to keep you alive with the public. Thank God they finally got it. You and Hayley were ‘the heart and soul’ of the show and they didn’t realize it at the time. At least now they’ve come to their senses.
And congratulations are in order: your front cover picture(and article) in the Los Angeles Times Sunday Calendar yesterday was quite an honor. The color shot of you and your daughter on page one was gorgeous. I think the critic nailed it perfectly when he said the show went straight down the tubes the moment you guys departed. I couldn’t agree more.
Take care. I fully expect to see you and Hayley make a triumphant return to the spotlight in the weeks to come.
April 28th, 2008 at 9:56 pm
Totally cool video Rocky. Cant wait to see the entire video when you have it completed.
You have an amazing voice. Wish you and Hayley many success and a bright future.
Also how great of VH1 to do this for you. Nice work.
April 28th, 2008 at 8:56 pm
Wow, I’m impressed. I’m a musician for over twenty years, and you can sing lady. You have a unique bluesy, gritty feel that is sexy as f@ck. The song is killer too. Did you write it? Whoever says hot chicks can’t sing hasn’t met Rocky D. I’m going to send you an add on myspace. I’m user Bluebird Please keep me posted on when the song is released. You rock Rocky!!
April 28th, 2008 at 8:51 pm
Hey Rocky your such a good singer. Now i know where Hayley gets her good voice from. I can’t wit to hear the whole song i bet it’s gonna rock the house. I hope i get to hear more songs from you and hopfully Hayley. Thanks for posting this.
April 28th, 2008 at 5:32 pm
OMG, it is awful… does Rocky need to use the bathroom?
April 28th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
Does anyone actually care?