Flavor of Love 3 Recap - Episode 12 - Daddy/Mama Drama
When your man is making out with someone who’s standing mere inches away from you, it’s best to think happy thoughts and pretend it isn’t happening.
Since Flav already spoiled it, we all know that today is parents’ day. Black reads the corresponding Flav Mail.
It includes the line, “Let’s hope there’s no Sister Pattersons in the bunch…” Is he crazy? I spend part of every day of my life hoping to encounter someone as singularly sensational as Sister Patterson. Instead of seconds at dinner, I ask my mom, “More Sister P, please?” And then she breathes fire at me and scratches me with her talons and my heart can rest a little longer.
The girls must clean the house and soon it becomes apparent that one of the toilets is clogged.
Hotlanta is blamed for this, except, how long has she been out of the house at this point? It’s been weeks since she left the show, so we can assume at least a few days if not a week or two in real time, which: gross! Even if Hotlanta started it, the girls still in the house are the ones who let it mellow this long. For shame, for real!
Turn that frown back around on yourself, Seezinz.
The parents begin to arrive.
That’s Brenda and Paul, Thing 2’s parents. Immediately, Flav endears himself to Brenda with some such nonsense.
Seriously, it’s, like, way too easy.
Sinceer’s dad is the next to arrive. His name is Dave, and his presence makes Sinceer feel better because now people can understand where she gets her interest in alcohol from.
Or something?
Finally, Seezinz’s parents arrive (none of Black’s family could make it).
Their names are Donna and Steve, and they’re a lot more apprehensive than the other folks.
Immediately, Donna begins grilling Flav, and I’m not gonna lie: it’s pretty awesome. “What are your intentions? What is it that you are planning from this moment forward with our daughter?” she fires. “What good can come out of this, out of curiosity?” adds Steve, in a clear attempt to out-awesome his wife. Finally, Donna asks if Flav’s ever been married and how many kids he has. Flav is visibly disturbed at this interrogation, not realizing that he dredges up the girls’ past and makes them face it in much the same way, and in fact, is generally a lot more punishing about it. It’s not like he has to rely on Donna for his clock, you know? To his credit, he does explain himself to a point, saying that though he wants three more children, he’s not going to make them with just anyone. He’ll pick someone whose real name he can remember! Kidding. He’ll pick someone he wants to settle down with. Temporarily. Not kidding, probably.
It should be noted that an increasingly mortified Seezinz is looking better than ever.
Embarrassment becomes her!
The first date to take place will be to a bowling alley with Thing 2’s and Sinceer’s peeps.
Clearly, Sinceer is having the time of her life.
Thing 2 scores a strike and is rewarded with a Flav makeout sesh.
“It felt real funny kissing those girls in front of their parents, but their parents didn’t seem to mind,” interviews Flav. Perhaps they minded on the inside.
Thing 2 bowls granny-style…
…which is perhaps less disconcerting than bowling tranny-style. (Don’t ask.) Meanwhile, Sinceer runs all the way down the runway or whatever you call it…
This surprises me not. Sinceer makes her own rules. She’s a rebel…and a loner, we come to find out! She interviews that it was during this date that she realized that Thing 2 was her biggest competition.
Look at the difference in focus between them. They’re already growing apart!
Back at home, Thing 2’s mother notes that the bond between her daughter and Sinceer is problematic.
“Your sister left and then you two attached?” she wonders. Seriously, the conjoined imagery NEVER. ENDS. Thing 2 agrees that it might be best to sever her ties with Sinceer, who just happens to go upstairs as they’re having this conversation.
Get ready for a big non-surprise!
Meanwhile, Seezinz, her parents and Black go miniature golfing with Flav.
After, they eat and Seezinz’s mother, who’s still keeping Flav at arms’ length, notes that she’s making a mess.
To this, Flav responds with what could be the least clever thing he’s ever said on tape. And, really, that’s saying something. “Messes were made to make!” Is that, like, Eastern philosophy or something? How many babies can you fit in a tire, much?
Seezinz’s mom confesses that Flav’s growing on her. She’s gone from this…
…to this…
So whatever Flav’s doing, even if it’s spouting redundant nonsense, it’s right. Great job, Flav! He notes that he doesn’t consider himself to be “the best,” but he’s also not “the worst.” Proclamations were made to make, I suppose.
Flav notices that Black seems a little blue, so he takes her to the side.
He wonders why she couldn’t get anyone from her brood to attend this esteemed gathering. Her mother is going through a custody battle, and her grandparents are old and…who cares, let’s make out!
Back at home, Sinceer’s dad starts fulfilling his potential for awesomeness by announcing his intentions for the night:
“I’m gonna see if I can get drunk. I don’t think I can get drunk. Take a little bit to knock me over. Yeaaaaah!” My kinda guy!
Flav gathers everyone for a classy meal.
And! He has a special surprise guest…
…his mom, Anna Drayton. She’s always good for some hard-to-read intensity and judgmental staring. And there’s one man at the table who calls on her to harness her powers…
Dave would seem to be the life of the party, babbling and laughing and joking and immediately taking it way too far for people’s liking.
“I think there’s gonna be a Flavor 4!” he says. OMG, he totally went there. This guy could easily slip into the role of network exec. On having more grandchildren, he says, “I’m not into that!” How dare he suggest Sinceer not fulfill Flav’s pipe dream of having three more children?
Mama Anna is so not amused. I seriously wish these two would resolve this the only way you should resolve anything on reality TV and Jello wrestle.
Flav devises a brilliant plan to break the tension: having the girls talk about each other. Because that always works. The conceit is that everyone must say nice things, which means that everyone immediately starts lying. Black likes everyone (OK, this might not be a lie — it could just be that she’s misguided), Seezinz is overly complimentary and then there is Sinceer. Sinceer says she felt attacked when she tried to quash beef with Seezinz. She’s even less kind when it comes to Thing 2, as she’s obviously still reeling from overhearing Thing 2 and her mother talk about breaking their alliance. She starts with, “I’ll be nice…” which isn’t, really, you know?
Thing 2 is not amused.
Sinceer huffs and puffs a little bit before ending by describing Thing 2 as…
…”sincere.” Well, how ever did she think of that?
After an after-dinner reception in which Mama Anna tells everyone that she’s connected with them and, basically, if Flav doesn’t pick them, they might be better off, Sinceer steals away with Flav to warn him against picking Thing 2.
Basically, Sinceer says that Thing 2 is dependent and not a strong-enough woman for Flav. Does Flav really want a strong woman? I know he wants a strong womb. But woman? That remains to be seen.
Anyway, I guess Flav figures that he should want a strong woman (always so open to suggestion!), because he calls out Thing 2 on her supposed dependence.
And she, in turn, calls out Sinceer, who’s a lot less aggressive than you might expect.
Despite being called “skanless” by Thing 2, Sinceer is relatively poised in her dodging of the accusation. “He made it seem like you came to me because you have a twin,” she says shifting the blame to Flav. Not gonna lie: I’m a little disappointed that Sinceer isn’t more willing to own up to her mud-slinging. The conversation ends with Thing 2 telling her to, “Keep my name out your mouth.” Well, that was anti-climactic, now, wasn’t it?
And speaking of the climactic, it’s time for elimination. Black is looking particularly hot:
Both she and Seezinz get their clocks, which means Sinceer and Thing 2 are the Bottom 2, which means ARGUMENT!
The highlight of this spat is Thing 2 shrieking, “Yeah, I can’t help it that God blessed me with a twin, boo-boo!” As adorable as this is, it is not enough to save her. Flav asks both Thing 2 and Sinceer if he eliminated them, would they still love him. They both answer yes, proving at least a level of co-dependence, which Flav apparently wants but not, like, to a major degree. Or something. Flav calls Sinceer up to get her clock.
When Thing 2 approaches him, she says, “Why? Why?”
And, uh, seriously. Why? He’s just not into her, all of a sudden? Like, what?
Perhaps it’s just as well. Now she can look into being reattached to her twin. I wonder how much that surgery costs?
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April 30th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
THAT’Z MESSED UP FLAV… I THOUGHT U WUZ REAL , BUT U LET DA REAL ONE GO … YO I SEEN DA LOVE SHE HAD 4 U N HER EYES THEM OTHA &!_`~ ES JUST WORRY BOUT WHOS GONNA B DA LAST ONE NOT CUZ THEY FEELING U… JUST 2 GET THERE FACE GUDD.. SINCERE THAT &!_`~ IF I WUZ EVA 2 *_# N CONTACT WIT HER I ‘LL PUNCH HER N HER BIG HAS FIVEHEAD… SEEZINS PLEASE PUNK &!_`~ FROM DA SOUTH THAT STAY RUNNIN HER MOUTH SHE IZ AS FAKE AS HER NAPPY AZZ WEAVE… BLACK SHE TRYNNA DO SUMTIN BUT IT AIN’T U FLAV… THING 2 EVEN SAID THAT IF IT CAME DOWN 2 IT SHE WOULD TAKE THE IMMUNITY NOT HER SISTER, IF SHE WUZ SO ATTACHED 2 HER DAMN SISTER SHE WOULD OF LEFT WHEN SHE GOT ELIMINATED… SO THING 2 MY BROTHER WANT U AND WILL DO UR AZZ REAL GUD…
April 30th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
U DID NOT PICK THE RIGHT PERSON U SHOULDVE STUCK WITH THING 2
April 30th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
I think He DID to to sincere is the only girl not there to make friends, but to have her man.
April 30th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
I think Flav should have picked thind 2 because shes not fake like Sinceer is she would have been better there than Sinceer .
April 30th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
OMG!! R U KIDDING ME?? YEA U HAVE TO B!! WAT IN THE HELL WAS FLAV THINKING!! ANYONE COULD SEE THING 2 WAS THRE REALIST ~`**% IN IT!! DAMN WAT YALL THINK SHE WAS ACTUALLY THE BEST ON THERE!! I DNT DEAL WIT 2 MANY ~`**% ES(FEMALES)..BUT IT ANIT HARD FOR REAL TO SEE REAL!! KNOWED IT!! BUT THAT BIG FOREHEAD ~`**% HE KEPT MAKES HIM A MORE EVEN JERK THAN HE WERE B4!! FLAV I HOPE U FIND THE RITE ONE THIS TYME…O YEA I 4GOT THAT MITE B HARD TO DO SINCE YOUR DUMB @^^ ELIMINATED THE 3 REAL ~`**% EZ!! DIE DOWN!! LOVE DA BADDEST ~`**% AROUND!!!! SMOOCHEZ!!
April 30th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
flavz madd korny 4 sending thing2 home u know she lost her virginty 2 a old +&@(% so u know she was feeling ur old *&+ sinceer is a snake w/ her lying *&+ thing2 should have busted her azz, cuz da *!!_& str8 lied talking bout she didn’t tell flav nothing *!!_& stopping trying 2 win cuz u know da +&@(% like white *!!_& es so he sure aint going 2 pick ya whack azz even if u give up some puzzy!
April 30th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
hell yea he sent the wrong one home that b**** couldnt compete with thing 2 flav u messed up playa now the show is not worth watching
April 30th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
On some real stuff…
I think stownsend is that crack drunk Sinceer.
Why you lovein her so damn much??
She’s wack
Big forhead, big attitude.
Small on looks
She’s miserable, and she’s a damn alcoholic, JUST LIKE HER DADDY.
Yeah! That’s somebody that you need raising some kids.
She doesn’t need to be on this show, she needs to find her 12 steps.
April 30th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
FLAV U RONG 4 LETTING THING 2 GO SHE WAS THE REALIST 1 THERE.SINCERE IS A MESSY $#@ +#!+( SHE 2-FACED AN WATS UP WITH HER HAIRLINE? I THINK U PERSONALLY DID DAT SO U CAN HAV FLAV4 BLACK IS KOOL BUT SHE WANT YOUR MONEY AND TIO BE EXPOSED BUT SHE LOOK BETTER THAN THE OTHER GIRLS I REALLY DO HOPE YOU FIND LUV BUT BY THE WAY U GOING U WANT AND NO BODY WANT A MAN WITH ALL THOSE DAM KIDS AND NONE OF THEM IS THEIRS. FLAV U MIGHT BE THE REASON WHY U CANT FIND LOVE U CAN SEE THROUGH FAKE PPL AND THING 2 WAS THE REALIST ALL THE OTHER GURLS WANT IS YOUR MONEY THEY GONNA DO LIKE BOOTS MAYBE U NEED TO GET TO KNOW DA GURL BEFORE YOU KISS THEM THEY MIGHT HAVE SOMETHING YOU PROBABLY DO TO?~LOVE TEARRA
April 30th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
I think he made a mistake. I think thing 2 was really there for him she was real. I also like black she is So pretty, I think she’s a little shy. But as far as seesinz I’m not crazy about her, she thinks she better than all the girls, whqtever _@+!%@ Sinceeer, that ^#^#! has the biggest dome I have ever seen. She has the receeding hair line of a homie the clown lmao!. If you noticed her hairline by her ears is way back what’s up with that.
April 30th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
clearly sinceer was out of line and because of that shes not going to get pick thing 2 should not have trusted her sinceer she stepped on her toes that was a bold move she was never was her friend from the jump! thing2 she is s sweet heart sinceer you will be going home next! who does that!
April 30th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
I am a twin and to me it seem as though flavor like black yet thing 2 is what is the realist for the show when it comes to who really loves flav. I am piss off get her back on the show or loss a viewer. Those phony B…. is not worth watching, thing 2 is worth watching winning flav love. I almost cried when she was let go. Flav are you tired of game or you just for money and misery cause B…. come and go. When your heart began hurting no money or fame can nurture you to health, but a sinceer mother and women like thing 2. Hey 911 is a joke remember those stanking b…. will cause you misery or a breaking point I’m just a viewer hey watching you what do I really know about you other then flav of love and some old albums. do you see How pissed I am About thing 2 being gone.
April 30th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
This is for you FLAVOR FLAV new yorks mom was right about you, she saw right through you with her third eye. At first I could not understand why she acted the way she did towards you when she first met you but it all makes sense now she saw right through you. I would not let you touch my daughter or sisters. your nasty FLAV both inside and out…
April 30th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
Hell yeah he sent the wrong one home. I can’t stand Seezinz ugly, sneaky,disfigured %#*
April 30th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
Flav is crazy for eliminating Thing 2. She was the only one I think was there for Flav and I dont know what the HELL Flav sees in Sinceer. (Well, except her forehead)
April 30th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
Flav is old and ugly! Every girl that got voted off should be happy that when they wake up they anit got to see his ugly face. Flav anit gon stop until he “don hit” every black girl in America
April 30th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
dis show iz da &*_& n i luv it just tell me 1 thing y n da hell did u delete thing2 for dat ugly hoe big fforehead ~~# @$+!@
April 30th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
i dont think that flav did the right thing he shouldve of let go of Sinceer cause shes dont there for him she just wants to get famous now Seezinz SHE there for flav TAKE THAT *(@%! BLACK N SINCEER OUT OF THE HOUSE U SHOULD STAY WITH SEEZINZ
April 30th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
0MG!!!FLAV IS SO WRONG F0R THAT THING 2 WAS REALER THAN SENSEERA WAT EVER HER NAMES JUST WANt YA MULAHH M0NEy!!!
April 30th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
Flav Flav Flav!!! That’s all that i can say right now…i mean he’s so blind to the fact thing 2 was the one….after watchin the show from week to week you can tell who’s there for ugly as flav and who just want’s to win…..black is the most laid back she’s feeling flav out and not givin a dayum bout the other girls and what they do or don’t do……sinceer is just a two faced, scary, lyin female dogg…..i mean she went to flav talkin noise bout a girl who she claims was her friend then when thang 2 confronted her #(( she tried to flip the story “well it was flav that said that” trick got lost for words huh!!!! flav really needs to be slapped but hey if he like it then i love…..i just really think that he missed out on true love
April 30th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
U RONG 4 DAT TRISHA WAS GOOD 4 U I QUESS U WANT FLAVOR OF LOVE 4
April 30th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
I was really disturbed by the recent cut of Thing 2. She seemed to be the only woman in the house that was actually there for the purpose of finding love. She wasn’t a model, hadn’t been in any movies or commercials and she wasn’t too pretty for him. They were perfect for each other and I could see the genuine hurt in her eyes when she was eliminated. Furthermore, he kept Sinceer. All I know is when Thing 2 left the house she should have let Sinceer borrow her bangs since Thing 2 will no longer be needing them.
April 30th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
Well i my opinion i did not like when flavor flav eliminated trisha (thing2) because the one who is a two face is sinceer well and a drunkie to i just dont like also what she did to thing2 . i think thing2 was the most realist girl and the right one for flavor flav …..
April 30th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
hell yea he picked the wrong girl….had he been able to watch the confessions he woulda heard that big foreheaded girl say she would come back and cut off his thang if he didnt pick her…plus she drinks to much and she doesnt sound like she loves him…she just wants to win…i cant stand her…sinceree my (`^ she’s sinceree messed up in the head
April 30th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
thing 1 are is she 2 love flave and he needs to get her back the others are ther just for the tv….you let love live for money……when someone loves you that much every ones a hatter…….mother with three childen…
April 30th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
p.s sinceer’s dad needs to go to rehab!!! can you say al-co- ho-lick?!
April 30th, 2008 at 1:36 pm
thing 2 i’m sorry you were eliminated but you should have known that sinceer was going to stab you in the back she obviously cannnot be trusted she dosen’t care for flav she just cares about winnning.
April 30th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
i think that thing2 should have stayed cuz sinceer just want to get everyone eles out the house cuz she’s not into flav she just want no one to have him like come on are u serious. thing2 had real luv maybe more than anybody eles in that house and she got sent home thats messed up
April 30th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
FLAVA MUST BE BLIND IN ONE EYE AND CANT SEE FROM THE OTHER TO CHOOSE THE UGLYIST BIT@% IN THE HOUSE. SHE MAKE ME SICK TO MY ABS…..STAR TREK IS MISSING A TREKEEE AKA SINCEER! LOL
THERE IS NOTHING SINCERE ABOUT HER WITH HER RECEEDING HAIR LINE THAT START BEHIND THOSE BIG AS EARS! LOL….DAMN FLAV YOUR UGLY AS SH@% TOO AND SINCEER WOULD BE PERFECT FOR YOU! ANY WOMAN IN HER RIGHT MIND WOULD NOT APPEAR ON A SHOW WHERE SHE HAS TO COMPETE AGAINST 20 OTHER WOMAN FOR ONE OF THE UGLYIST MEN IN WORLD…….GUESS THIER BLIND TOO. FLAV HAS NO RESPECT FOR THESE WOMAN OR THIER PARENTS TO THINK IT’S OK TO KISSING EACH OF THESE WOMAN BASICALLY ONE AFTER THE OTHER…….I HOPE THE WINNER GETS HER FAME AND FORTUNE FOR HAVING TO STOOP SO LOW TO GET A MAN! THIS IS ANOTHER FORM OF THE JERRY SPRINGER SHOW……LMAO
April 30th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
Flav You wrong fa sendin thing 2 home you shoud of sent sinceer ugly @`( home she so fake and liein bout alot of thingsz dat dnt even make no sense ta even stay on i mean thing 2 was real n she knew wat she wanted and she love you an dyou loved her y did you have ta send ha home if you love her