Flavor of Love 3 Recap - Episode 12 - Daddy/Mama Drama
When your man is making out with someone who’s standing mere inches away from you, it’s best to think happy thoughts and pretend it isn’t happening.
Since Flav already spoiled it, we all know that today is parents’ day. Black reads the corresponding Flav Mail.
It includes the line, “Let’s hope there’s no Sister Pattersons in the bunch…” Is he crazy? I spend part of every day of my life hoping to encounter someone as singularly sensational as Sister Patterson. Instead of seconds at dinner, I ask my mom, “More Sister P, please?” And then she breathes fire at me and scratches me with her talons and my heart can rest a little longer.
The girls must clean the house and soon it becomes apparent that one of the toilets is clogged.
Hotlanta is blamed for this, except, how long has she been out of the house at this point? It’s been weeks since she left the show, so we can assume at least a few days if not a week or two in real time, which: gross! Even if Hotlanta started it, the girls still in the house are the ones who let it mellow this long. For shame, for real!
Turn that frown back around on yourself, Seezinz.
The parents begin to arrive.
That’s Brenda and Paul, Thing 2’s parents. Immediately, Flav endears himself to Brenda with some such nonsense.
Seriously, it’s, like, way too easy.
Sinceer’s dad is the next to arrive. His name is Dave, and his presence makes Sinceer feel better because now people can understand where she gets her interest in alcohol from.
Or something?
Finally, Seezinz’s parents arrive (none of Black’s family could make it).
Their names are Donna and Steve, and they’re a lot more apprehensive than the other folks.
Immediately, Donna begins grilling Flav, and I’m not gonna lie: it’s pretty awesome. “What are your intentions? What is it that you are planning from this moment forward with our daughter?” she fires. “What good can come out of this, out of curiosity?” adds Steve, in a clear attempt to out-awesome his wife. Finally, Donna asks if Flav’s ever been married and how many kids he has. Flav is visibly disturbed at this interrogation, not realizing that he dredges up the girls’ past and makes them face it in much the same way, and in fact, is generally a lot more punishing about it. It’s not like he has to rely on Donna for his clock, you know? To his credit, he does explain himself to a point, saying that though he wants three more children, he’s not going to make them with just anyone. He’ll pick someone whose real name he can remember! Kidding. He’ll pick someone he wants to settle down with. Temporarily. Not kidding, probably.
It should be noted that an increasingly mortified Seezinz is looking better than ever.
Embarrassment becomes her!
The first date to take place will be to a bowling alley with Thing 2’s and Sinceer’s peeps.
Clearly, Sinceer is having the time of her life.
Thing 2 scores a strike and is rewarded with a Flav makeout sesh.
“It felt real funny kissing those girls in front of their parents, but their parents didn’t seem to mind,” interviews Flav. Perhaps they minded on the inside.
Thing 2 bowls granny-style…
…which is perhaps less disconcerting than bowling tranny-style. (Don’t ask.) Meanwhile, Sinceer runs all the way down the runway or whatever you call it…
This surprises me not. Sinceer makes her own rules. She’s a rebel…and a loner, we come to find out! She interviews that it was during this date that she realized that Thing 2 was her biggest competition.
Look at the difference in focus between them. They’re already growing apart!
Back at home, Thing 2’s mother notes that the bond between her daughter and Sinceer is problematic.
“Your sister left and then you two attached?” she wonders. Seriously, the conjoined imagery NEVER. ENDS. Thing 2 agrees that it might be best to sever her ties with Sinceer, who just happens to go upstairs as they’re having this conversation.
Get ready for a big non-surprise!
Meanwhile, Seezinz, her parents and Black go miniature golfing with Flav.
After, they eat and Seezinz’s mother, who’s still keeping Flav at arms’ length, notes that she’s making a mess.
To this, Flav responds with what could be the least clever thing he’s ever said on tape. And, really, that’s saying something. “Messes were made to make!” Is that, like, Eastern philosophy or something? How many babies can you fit in a tire, much?
Seezinz’s mom confesses that Flav’s growing on her. She’s gone from this…
…to this…
So whatever Flav’s doing, even if it’s spouting redundant nonsense, it’s right. Great job, Flav! He notes that he doesn’t consider himself to be “the best,” but he’s also not “the worst.” Proclamations were made to make, I suppose.
Flav notices that Black seems a little blue, so he takes her to the side.
He wonders why she couldn’t get anyone from her brood to attend this esteemed gathering. Her mother is going through a custody battle, and her grandparents are old and…who cares, let’s make out!
Back at home, Sinceer’s dad starts fulfilling his potential for awesomeness by announcing his intentions for the night:
“I’m gonna see if I can get drunk. I don’t think I can get drunk. Take a little bit to knock me over. Yeaaaaah!” My kinda guy!
Flav gathers everyone for a classy meal.
And! He has a special surprise guest…
…his mom, Anna Drayton. She’s always good for some hard-to-read intensity and judgmental staring. And there’s one man at the table who calls on her to harness her powers…
Dave would seem to be the life of the party, babbling and laughing and joking and immediately taking it way too far for people’s liking.
“I think there’s gonna be a Flavor 4!” he says. OMG, he totally went there. This guy could easily slip into the role of network exec. On having more grandchildren, he says, “I’m not into that!” How dare he suggest Sinceer not fulfill Flav’s pipe dream of having three more children?
Mama Anna is so not amused. I seriously wish these two would resolve this the only way you should resolve anything on reality TV and Jello wrestle.
Flav devises a brilliant plan to break the tension: having the girls talk about each other. Because that always works. The conceit is that everyone must say nice things, which means that everyone immediately starts lying. Black likes everyone (OK, this might not be a lie — it could just be that she’s misguided), Seezinz is overly complimentary and then there is Sinceer. Sinceer says she felt attacked when she tried to quash beef with Seezinz. She’s even less kind when it comes to Thing 2, as she’s obviously still reeling from overhearing Thing 2 and her mother talk about breaking their alliance. She starts with, “I’ll be nice…” which isn’t, really, you know?
Thing 2 is not amused.
Sinceer huffs and puffs a little bit before ending by describing Thing 2 as…
…”sincere.” Well, how ever did she think of that?
After an after-dinner reception in which Mama Anna tells everyone that she’s connected with them and, basically, if Flav doesn’t pick them, they might be better off, Sinceer steals away with Flav to warn him against picking Thing 2.
Basically, Sinceer says that Thing 2 is dependent and not a strong-enough woman for Flav. Does Flav really want a strong woman? I know he wants a strong womb. But woman? That remains to be seen.
Anyway, I guess Flav figures that he should want a strong woman (always so open to suggestion!), because he calls out Thing 2 on her supposed dependence.
And she, in turn, calls out Sinceer, who’s a lot less aggressive than you might expect.
Despite being called “skanless” by Thing 2, Sinceer is relatively poised in her dodging of the accusation. “He made it seem like you came to me because you have a twin,” she says shifting the blame to Flav. Not gonna lie: I’m a little disappointed that Sinceer isn’t more willing to own up to her mud-slinging. The conversation ends with Thing 2 telling her to, “Keep my name out your mouth.” Well, that was anti-climactic, now, wasn’t it?
And speaking of the climactic, it’s time for elimination. Black is looking particularly hot:
Both she and Seezinz get their clocks, which means Sinceer and Thing 2 are the Bottom 2, which means ARGUMENT!
The highlight of this spat is Thing 2 shrieking, “Yeah, I can’t help it that God blessed me with a twin, boo-boo!” As adorable as this is, it is not enough to save her. Flav asks both Thing 2 and Sinceer if he eliminated them, would they still love him. They both answer yes, proving at least a level of co-dependence, which Flav apparently wants but not, like, to a major degree. Or something. Flav calls Sinceer up to get her clock.
When Thing 2 approaches him, she says, “Why? Why?”
And, uh, seriously. Why? He’s just not into her, all of a sudden? Like, what?
Perhaps it’s just as well. Now she can look into being reattached to her twin. I wonder how much that surgery costs?
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April 30th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
Flav should have kept Thing 2 and let Sinceer’s %$~ go. Thing 2 was really there for Flav.
April 30th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
To: D. DRAYTON”FLAVS DAUGHTER” or whoever you are,…I see that you’re reading it!!!!!!!!!..LMAO!
April 30th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
I think that you should keep black she seams the most well behaved and cool as hell and cute. the other 2 have issues one drinks and the other just for fame she seams like a actor
April 30th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
VH1 you should had brought New York back into the house for that monster looking Sinceer , Sinceer azz would have been out the house and then your ratings would have been off the charts….
and Thing2 was truly there for Flav, she was really hurt when she had to leave. Thing 2 you should not have put your young heart into a Old Man’s Trust. You are better off with him out of your life and just be friends or Pimp his Old azz
April 30th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
yall all sound so dam stupid…its a show,,for entertainment…darn,,yall on her,,acting as if flav really reads this stuff…get a life.
and we would not want those things,,1 2 any where near us,,,they are silly little girls.
my dad,,has money,,and he dont have to feel sorry for them.
and yall better stop talking about my grandmom.
watch something else,,if yall got to be so over the top..about a t.v. show.
April 30th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
I think Sinceer and Seasons should go home. Neither one of them are there for Flav besides Black and Thing 2. Sinceer looks like she got a wig on and Seasons is just a trouble maker
April 30th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
i personal think that thing two should have went home
April 30th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
I really didn’t care if he sent thing 2 or sinceer home..i don’t like either one of em..but let’s be real..flav seems to have a thing for light skinned chicks, so I think he’s going to pick black just because she’s white, and she kinda looks like a white hoops…it really don’t matter who wins, once the show is over, they aren’t going to deal with each other anymore..the females are only there for tv time, and flav is there for the money
April 30th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
i dont think you shold have sent thing 2 home. ’cause she was real.it is out of seezinz and black to be with flava flav. but i wanted thing 1 to win anyway but at the reuinuon he gone see sinceer ture colers and this was to much cause my cuz off the show which was thing 1 and thing2(no lie)
April 30th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Yoo that super bowl dome heffa sinceer is a strate hater. sinceer is just jealous because flav was feeling thing 2 more and she knew that. Thats why she swagged thing 2 on some bytchassness.
April 30th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Yoo that super bowl dome heffa sinceer is a strate hater. sinceer is just jealous because flav was feeling thing 2 more and she knew that. Thats why she swagged thing 2 on some #~~)` assness.
April 30th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
I dont think he should have sent thing 2 home. If you think about it all the other girls who’s exes came to flavs house were really young. Its hard to beliieve that those girls are actually attracted to an older man when they obviously date men that are closer to their age. Thing 2’s ex was around flavs age which leads me to believe that she probably really is into Flav. He should not have let sinceer get into his head. how is she to say who is strong? Her %@& was crying when thing 1 went home too.
April 30th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
thiz the thing i realy dont care who he sends home cause i didnt want neither sincer or thing 2 to win i wanted black to win ya can hate on me for thiz all ya want but thatz wat i want i want black to win cause she the best one there for him anywatz
April 30th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
he’s a dumb ^`@ n thing two is goin to find someone a hell of a lot better then flav just like ny did…
April 30th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
i feel flav should of never sent Thing 2 home because i think she was sincerely there for flav unlike sinceer. She’s ugly with a big forehead for days! And even though Thing 2 misses her sister but all in reality who wouldn’t if they were a twin all there lives and did everything together nah mean? So i mean that’s normally and that doesn’t mean Thing 2 can’t stand on her own because she misses her sister. And Sinceer is the one who can’t deal wit Thing 2 being such a big competition for the simple fact she said it herself at the bowling alley. So i mean personally i think flav did the wrong thing by sending Thing 2 home. And to sume it all up i think the rii one for flav is Black. She’s more honest and real in the house.
April 30th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
Yall sent my mutherfucken yung *^(~@ home cuz 4 that pop eyed big 4 head having &%! hoe. I think thing 2 was the realest gurl on there!!!! It might be a flovor of love 4 cause you know he gone choose the black ^%)$+ that not black. He need to holla at seezinzs she the only real woman left in the house. Flav do you really want you children to end up with sinceer’s forehead, no-edges….Be for real that hoe is wack, Lame, magget &%! hoe. Good luck though flave with who u choose!!!!!!!!!!
April 30th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
I THINK YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE SENT THE TWIN HOME BECAUSE THE OTHER GIRL SINCEER IS A CRAZY ^~%&& ONLY IF YOU COULD HAVE HEARD WHAT SHE SAID SHE WOULD DO TO YOU IF YOU MAKE HER GO. THAT ^~%&& IS CRAZY AND UGLY. I THINK YOU SHOULD KEEP SEEZINZ
April 30th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
I don’t think flava should had gotten rid of thing 2. She deserve to get out of the ghetto every once in a while. He should of brought her to France.
April 30th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
i think that flav you could have thought about it more sending thing 2 home was wrong Sinceer is crazy and she look crazy she was wrong she aint nothing but another new york the only reason why she said something like that to you was because of her drunk daddy which she act like when she drinks
April 30th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
I know this is a television show and they have to keep the ratings up. That is the only thing that could explain why Flav eliminated Thing 2 over Sincere. That was an idiotic move. I’m done with Flav3.
April 30th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
i am so glad those ugly #~^ ole looking twins went home,hopefully they will get some money from the show to fix they messed up teeth like damn and maybe some much needed plastic surgery,I hope he sends sinceer’s drunk #~^ home next
April 30th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
i truly think that flav was wrong to send thing 2 home. i truly believe that thing 2 was really there for him .i am a big fan of flav and i want him to really take a long and hard look at that __`## sinceer that big head heefer i am so upset that flav choose that cow sinceer she is a drunk and only out for his money i want flav to bring thing 2 back because she was the only one real about her *`)$ i hope that in the next episode on monday on may 5th at 9. pm he will bring my girl thing 2 backand get rid of that back stabbing hoe flav you said in season 1 and 2 that you were looking for a real woman i am i real woman but unforunately i am taking but if i was single you would be my man and you wont ever have to look for love thats why i am saying the next best thig next to me but you cant have me so please bring my girl back because she feels you like i feel you sinceer is a crazy __`##
April 30th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
Flave you dumb _`)!)$@$!^(_&#***+ you know sinceer is full of ^!*+ and i think you is too. I think they all deserve better than your ugly black !@+ got a problem straighten ur bis.
One Pissed off GA Gurl
April 30th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
i think flav was dumb for letting that big ugly forhead tell him that thing2 should go home cause she wasn’t strong enough to stand on her own. this *+%%` attach her self to the twins.plus she sloppy. Flav should have know from when he had the new girls come in and tell him who was really for him in the house thing 2 was the only real person who really let her true feeling out without holding back. oh well if he like sloppy *+%%` es than he getting what he deserve.
April 30th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
I think flav is stupid for letting thing2 go cause he know sin-ceer ain’t nothing but a hatin &+) #%!*@ Just like he lost Miami, for no damn reason. It might be a flovor of love 4 cause you know he gone choose the black #%!*@ that not black. He need to holla at seezinzs she the only real woman left in the house. Flav do you really want you children to end up with sinceer’s forehead, no-edges, and big nose? Be for real that #%!*@ is wack, Lame, magget &+) hoe. Good luck though!
April 30th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
All you all need to shut the hell up! Did you see how thing 2 was sooooo sad when her twin went home? What would she have done if she won flavs heart, share him with her Twin, come on guys get reall. Sincere you fine as hell continue being the ^^)~+ everybody thinks you are, cause in the end you will have flav. Haters!!
April 30th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
were is new york when ya need her…LOL
April 30th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
flav please don’t pick Sinceer because she’s ugly an very not mature i feel like thing 2 would of won ur heart ,she didn’t need nobody to guide her all those things Sinceer said was a lie and that why she’s going to hell. i think u should pick Seezin because she has more class.
April 30th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
THAT’Z MESSED UP FLAV… I THOUGHT U WUZ REAL , BUT U LET DA REAL ONE GO … YO I SEEN DA LOVE SHE HAD 4 U N HER EYES THEM OTHA &!_`~ ES JUST WORRY BOUT WHOS GONNA B DA LAST ONE NOT CUZ THEY FEELING U… JUST 2 GET THERE FACE GUDD.. SINCERE THAT &!_`~ IF I WUZ EVA 2 *_# N CONTACT WIT HER I ‘LL PUNCH HER N HER BIG HAS FIVEHEAD… SEEZINS PLEASE PUNK &!_`~ FROM DA SOUTH THAT STAY RUNNIN HER MOUTH SHE IZ AS FAKE AS HER NAPPY AZZ WEAVE… BLACK SHE TRYNNA DO SUMTIN BUT IT AIN’T U FLAV… THING 2 EVEN SAID THAT IF IT CAME DOWN 2 IT SHE WOULD TAKE THE IMMUNITY NOT HER SISTER, IF SHE WUZ SO ATTACHED 2 HER DAMN SISTER SHE WOULD OF LEFT WHEN SHE GOT ELIMINATED… SO THING 2 MY BROTHER WANT U AND WILL DO UR AZZ REAL GUD…
April 30th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
U DID NOT PICK THE RIGHT PERSON U SHOULDVE STUCK WITH THING 2