Flavor of Love 3 Recap - Episode 12 - Daddy/Mama Drama
When your man is making out with someone who’s standing mere inches away from you, it’s best to think happy thoughts and pretend it isn’t happening.
Since Flav already spoiled it, we all know that today is parents’ day. Black reads the corresponding Flav Mail.
It includes the line, “Let’s hope there’s no Sister Pattersons in the bunch…” Is he crazy? I spend part of every day of my life hoping to encounter someone as singularly sensational as Sister Patterson. Instead of seconds at dinner, I ask my mom, “More Sister P, please?” And then she breathes fire at me and scratches me with her talons and my heart can rest a little longer.
The girls must clean the house and soon it becomes apparent that one of the toilets is clogged.
Hotlanta is blamed for this, except, how long has she been out of the house at this point? It’s been weeks since she left the show, so we can assume at least a few days if not a week or two in real time, which: gross! Even if Hotlanta started it, the girls still in the house are the ones who let it mellow this long. For shame, for real!
Turn that frown back around on yourself, Seezinz.
The parents begin to arrive.
That’s Brenda and Paul, Thing 2’s parents. Immediately, Flav endears himself to Brenda with some such nonsense.
Seriously, it’s, like, way too easy.
Sinceer’s dad is the next to arrive. His name is Dave, and his presence makes Sinceer feel better because now people can understand where she gets her interest in alcohol from.
Or something?
Finally, Seezinz’s parents arrive (none of Black’s family could make it).
Their names are Donna and Steve, and they’re a lot more apprehensive than the other folks.
Immediately, Donna begins grilling Flav, and I’m not gonna lie: it’s pretty awesome. “What are your intentions? What is it that you are planning from this moment forward with our daughter?” she fires. “What good can come out of this, out of curiosity?” adds Steve, in a clear attempt to out-awesome his wife. Finally, Donna asks if Flav’s ever been married and how many kids he has. Flav is visibly disturbed at this interrogation, not realizing that he dredges up the girls’ past and makes them face it in much the same way, and in fact, is generally a lot more punishing about it. It’s not like he has to rely on Donna for his clock, you know? To his credit, he does explain himself to a point, saying that though he wants three more children, he’s not going to make them with just anyone. He’ll pick someone whose real name he can remember! Kidding. He’ll pick someone he wants to settle down with. Temporarily. Not kidding, probably.
It should be noted that an increasingly mortified Seezinz is looking better than ever.
Embarrassment becomes her!
The first date to take place will be to a bowling alley with Thing 2’s and Sinceer’s peeps.
Clearly, Sinceer is having the time of her life.
Thing 2 scores a strike and is rewarded with a Flav makeout sesh.
“It felt real funny kissing those girls in front of their parents, but their parents didn’t seem to mind,” interviews Flav. Perhaps they minded on the inside.
Thing 2 bowls granny-style…
…which is perhaps less disconcerting than bowling tranny-style. (Don’t ask.) Meanwhile, Sinceer runs all the way down the runway or whatever you call it…
This surprises me not. Sinceer makes her own rules. She’s a rebel…and a loner, we come to find out! She interviews that it was during this date that she realized that Thing 2 was her biggest competition.
Look at the difference in focus between them. They’re already growing apart!
Back at home, Thing 2’s mother notes that the bond between her daughter and Sinceer is problematic.
“Your sister left and then you two attached?” she wonders. Seriously, the conjoined imagery NEVER. ENDS. Thing 2 agrees that it might be best to sever her ties with Sinceer, who just happens to go upstairs as they’re having this conversation.
Get ready for a big non-surprise!
Meanwhile, Seezinz, her parents and Black go miniature golfing with Flav.
After, they eat and Seezinz’s mother, who’s still keeping Flav at arms’ length, notes that she’s making a mess.
To this, Flav responds with what could be the least clever thing he’s ever said on tape. And, really, that’s saying something. “Messes were made to make!” Is that, like, Eastern philosophy or something? How many babies can you fit in a tire, much?
Seezinz’s mom confesses that Flav’s growing on her. She’s gone from this…
…to this…
So whatever Flav’s doing, even if it’s spouting redundant nonsense, it’s right. Great job, Flav! He notes that he doesn’t consider himself to be “the best,” but he’s also not “the worst.” Proclamations were made to make, I suppose.
Flav notices that Black seems a little blue, so he takes her to the side.
He wonders why she couldn’t get anyone from her brood to attend this esteemed gathering. Her mother is going through a custody battle, and her grandparents are old and…who cares, let’s make out!
Back at home, Sinceer’s dad starts fulfilling his potential for awesomeness by announcing his intentions for the night:
“I’m gonna see if I can get drunk. I don’t think I can get drunk. Take a little bit to knock me over. Yeaaaaah!” My kinda guy!
Flav gathers everyone for a classy meal.
And! He has a special surprise guest…
…his mom, Anna Drayton. She’s always good for some hard-to-read intensity and judgmental staring. And there’s one man at the table who calls on her to harness her powers…
Dave would seem to be the life of the party, babbling and laughing and joking and immediately taking it way too far for people’s liking.
“I think there’s gonna be a Flavor 4!” he says. OMG, he totally went there. This guy could easily slip into the role of network exec. On having more grandchildren, he says, “I’m not into that!” How dare he suggest Sinceer not fulfill Flav’s pipe dream of having three more children?
Mama Anna is so not amused. I seriously wish these two would resolve this the only way you should resolve anything on reality TV and Jello wrestle.
Flav devises a brilliant plan to break the tension: having the girls talk about each other. Because that always works. The conceit is that everyone must say nice things, which means that everyone immediately starts lying. Black likes everyone (OK, this might not be a lie — it could just be that she’s misguided), Seezinz is overly complimentary and then there is Sinceer. Sinceer says she felt attacked when she tried to quash beef with Seezinz. She’s even less kind when it comes to Thing 2, as she’s obviously still reeling from overhearing Thing 2 and her mother talk about breaking their alliance. She starts with, “I’ll be nice…” which isn’t, really, you know?
Thing 2 is not amused.
Sinceer huffs and puffs a little bit before ending by describing Thing 2 as…
…”sincere.” Well, how ever did she think of that?
After an after-dinner reception in which Mama Anna tells everyone that she’s connected with them and, basically, if Flav doesn’t pick them, they might be better off, Sinceer steals away with Flav to warn him against picking Thing 2.
Basically, Sinceer says that Thing 2 is dependent and not a strong-enough woman for Flav. Does Flav really want a strong woman? I know he wants a strong womb. But woman? That remains to be seen.
Anyway, I guess Flav figures that he should want a strong woman (always so open to suggestion!), because he calls out Thing 2 on her supposed dependence.
And she, in turn, calls out Sinceer, who’s a lot less aggressive than you might expect.
Despite being called “skanless” by Thing 2, Sinceer is relatively poised in her dodging of the accusation. “He made it seem like you came to me because you have a twin,” she says shifting the blame to Flav. Not gonna lie: I’m a little disappointed that Sinceer isn’t more willing to own up to her mud-slinging. The conversation ends with Thing 2 telling her to, “Keep my name out your mouth.” Well, that was anti-climactic, now, wasn’t it?
And speaking of the climactic, it’s time for elimination. Black is looking particularly hot:
Both she and Seezinz get their clocks, which means Sinceer and Thing 2 are the Bottom 2, which means ARGUMENT!
The highlight of this spat is Thing 2 shrieking, “Yeah, I can’t help it that God blessed me with a twin, boo-boo!” As adorable as this is, it is not enough to save her. Flav asks both Thing 2 and Sinceer if he eliminated them, would they still love him. They both answer yes, proving at least a level of co-dependence, which Flav apparently wants but not, like, to a major degree. Or something. Flav calls Sinceer up to get her clock.
When Thing 2 approaches him, she says, “Why? Why?”
And, uh, seriously. Why? He’s just not into her, all of a sudden? Like, what?
Perhaps it’s just as well. Now she can look into being reattached to her twin. I wonder how much that surgery costs?
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April 30th, 2008 at 7:46 pm
I don’t thinkl flav chose the the right one to eliminate. Why? Because I believe thing 2 was more of a woman and real to flav. And no it’s not her fault that she shared a womb and more with someone just like her (thing 1). I don’t think she was dependent on sinceer but vive versa. Sinceer in coniving and flav will soon learn that. He better watch out for that one. And I hope Sinceer gets what she asked for!
April 30th, 2008 at 7:20 pm
HELL NO flav did not keep the right one. Trisha is whats up! That gurl really loved flav. WOW he did that. He betta bring her back and surprise us because since she left we all mad. Trisha is Flavs right girl. Her true love shined on a real @_# level. Trisha aka Thing2 was the only REAL one there for flav. Man FLAV whats is wrong with you? DEFINATELY THE WRONG CHOICE!!!!!!! You tryin to have another show. I think you stuntn. Trisha aka Thing 2 was you all the way. Messn up flav you messn up.
April 30th, 2008 at 7:13 pm
thing 2 was one of the real ones dat were there 4 flav. sinceer was jus there for competion and she didn’t care about her at all. flav made the wrong decision by keepin sinceer and sending thing 2 home. he should’ve gave her a second chance cuz i dont think thing 2 is weak jus because her sister was not there. sinceer did everything she can to stay there cuz she knew there were all goin to Paris after that elimination. and she knows she cant do anything against the other girls so she took the closest one. its jus bullshit , he kept the drunk one so let jus see wats gonne happen.
April 30th, 2008 at 7:07 pm
and in response to kimberly MISS NEW YORK was really their for flav it was just that she wasnt lite enough so he didnt pick her
April 30th, 2008 at 7:00 pm
black is not there for flav she is fake as is seezinz thing 2 really liked him and so did her twin sinceer should be the winner because she really is their for flav but i know he’s going to end up picking black because she’s liter skin then sinceer and seezinz which is sad
April 30th, 2008 at 6:41 pm
you kept the wrong one cause Thing 2 loves you the others its your money . But i like the show and like he said i look forward to #4. Cause the one who loved you is gone
April 30th, 2008 at 6:39 pm
BAD CHOICE!
April 30th, 2008 at 6:39 pm
i think he should have keep thing 2 cuz she would have showed him real love and the twins was trying to do that in the begining. sinceer is a drunk why should he keep her.
April 30th, 2008 at 6:38 pm
thing2 was the most truefullest in that house sinceer is really desperate becauwse she said if you eleminate her she would come back and take you toncoles and if you don’t beleive me role the tapes back
April 30th, 2008 at 6:34 pm
Thing 2 was there for Love because I no real love when I see it,it was in her eyes an in her Heart. I will be looking for a Flavor of Love 4. Becase Thing 2 was their for Flavor of Flavor. if I was not a Black married woman I will be with Thing 1 an 2 because they was looking 4 real love . Ha,Ha,Ha GOD BLESS YOUR LIFE
April 30th, 2008 at 6:26 pm
flav i think you made a good decision they all are busted if you ask me i think he should choose black she seems to be the only one i think looks good with you. the next tome you have a casting let me know so i can give some kids and do all the `*(* you like without previous shows and other `*(* philly stand up
April 30th, 2008 at 6:12 pm
I think that he should have went sinceer home because she is the fake one. He should realize that she was the one hanging on Thing 2 not the other way around and she saw that they were connecting and decided to put an end to it. He will regret it in the end!!!!
April 30th, 2008 at 6:05 pm
i think flavor flav should of kept thing 2
April 30th, 2008 at 6:02 pm
I THINK THAT FLAVOR FLAV ( DON’T FORGET TO SPELL IT RIGHT) IS NOT REALLY LOOKIN’ FOR LOVE! HE IS JUST TRYNA GET MONEY! BECAUSE IF HE WAS REALLY LOOKIN FOR LOVE HE WOULD HAVE KEPT THING2. I MEAN IT’S PRETTY OBVIOUS THAT SHE CARES A LOT ABOUT HIM! THAT STUPID B&*%H SINCEER A.K.A CLING ON SHOULD HAVE BEEN GONE LOOOOONNNNG TIME AGO! SHE MUST HAVE ALREADY LET HIM GET THEM PANTIES! WHAT A _$$_! ALSO I DON’T THINK THAT ITS FAIR THAT BLACK’S FAMILY DIDN’T COME, AND SHE GOT TO STAY! CUZ LIKE HE ALWAYS SAYS “IT’S ALL ABOUT FAMILY”! AND I BET IF ONE OF THE OTHER CHICKS FAMILY DIDN’T COME HE WOULD HAVE QUICKLY USED THAT FOR A REASON TO CUT THEM!!! SO I FEEL HE DOESN’T EVEN DESERVE TO FIND A GOOD WOMAN THAT WILL LOVE HIS UGLY )$^ KEEP YA HEAD UP THING 2!
April 30th, 2008 at 6:00 pm
flav let a good real woman who was dere 4 him go. i don’t even care who win anymore cuz dere will be a flavor of love 4!
April 30th, 2008 at 5:58 pm
MAN
April 30th, 2008 at 5:56 pm
flav let a good real woman who was dere 4 him do. i don’t even care who win anymore cuz dere will be a flavor of love 4!
April 30th, 2008 at 5:55 pm
sinceer needed to take her _`@ home along time ago….she anit nothing but the devil….working agaisnt everybody
April 30th, 2008 at 5:37 pm
i think seezinz should leave cuz all she was a fake byotch and doin stuff behind the twins flav should hav kept the twins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 30th, 2008 at 5:35 pm
I Believe It Was Unfair And Dishonest To Send Thing 2 Home Because She Was Truly Here For You And Well As The Other Girls. But If I Were You At The Final Episode Do Not Choose Either Sinceer Or Black Because Sinceer Is A Alcoholic And Drinks Too Many Times, And Black She Has Emotional Problems On Being A Liar.
April 30th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
man wassup with everybody hatin on thing2 yeah whats done is done we already know that flava flave will be hostin or should i say he will be havin a flava flav show again to find love he aint worried about them chikin heads.
April 30th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
FLAV THAT WAS THE STUPIDEST S@#T YOU COULD HAVE EVER DONE. NOW YOU’LL BE LEFT WITH ANOTHER MISS NEW YORK, SOMEONE GETTING PUBLICITY OVER YOU NOT TRUE LOVE…WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT DURING THESE ELIMINATIONS?
April 30th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
Flav should definitely send Sincere home. She is too ghetto and a drunk. She never has anything nice to say about anyone. She’s way too selfish!!!!!!!! Flav should be concerned with the fact that she is always the one starting trouble in the house–that says a lot!!! Why would you turn on a friend like that? All of them should learn to keep their opinions about each other to themselves and let Flav alone decide who he wants to keep. The sad thing about it is he seems to believe anything that any of them say about each other. He needs to learn to separate the real from the fake and stop being soo gullible!!!
April 30th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
i really think that both of those stupid hoes should of got kicked off…… thing2 just wants to be with him for his money, and sinceer just wants someone to help her with her kids……. i think both of those *`~@! es needed to go and the last 2 standing should be sizeenz and black cause there are the only real ones in the house. +^(( the other to hoes…..
April 30th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
flav i think u mad a very bad decision i think she was so in love with you and she was always real with you from the begin and sinceer you don’t need her in your life if u do pick her it will be the wrong decision u ever make and i think you should bring her back thing 2 because she was giving it her all
April 30th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
Flav you kicked the wrong girl out of the house for sure!!! you blew it!
April 30th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
WELL, IT WAS SAD TO SEE THE TWIN LEAVE BUT EVERYTHING THAT GOES AROUND COMES RIGHT BACK. HER AND HER SISTER WERE DIRTY TO A LOT OF THE OTHER GIRLS TO MAKE THEM GET ELIMINATED, AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED…..IT CAME RIGHT BACK TO HER
April 30th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
First of all, Yes, i think on this last episode Flav did make the wrong decision. In my opinion though, the twins both had what came to them. From the day they came into the house, though they were always “meddling” in other people’s business instead of worrying about their own. So, they got what came to them!!!!
April 30th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
OMG Sinceer is full of $hit and very FAKE!! Have y’all seen where her hair line starts?? That is just HORRIBLE, soooooooo far back; she looks like a man… I’m rooting for BLACK! Hott Mama!
April 30th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
You should have kept thing 2 and let sinceer go because i do not thing she is in to you.