Flavor of Love 3 Recap - Episode 12 - Daddy/Mama Drama
When your man is making out with someone who’s standing mere inches away from you, it’s best to think happy thoughts and pretend it isn’t happening.
Since Flav already spoiled it, we all know that today is parents’ day. Black reads the corresponding Flav Mail.
It includes the line, “Let’s hope there’s no Sister Pattersons in the bunch…” Is he crazy? I spend part of every day of my life hoping to encounter someone as singularly sensational as Sister Patterson. Instead of seconds at dinner, I ask my mom, “More Sister P, please?” And then she breathes fire at me and scratches me with her talons and my heart can rest a little longer.
The girls must clean the house and soon it becomes apparent that one of the toilets is clogged.
Hotlanta is blamed for this, except, how long has she been out of the house at this point? It’s been weeks since she left the show, so we can assume at least a few days if not a week or two in real time, which: gross! Even if Hotlanta started it, the girls still in the house are the ones who let it mellow this long. For shame, for real!
Turn that frown back around on yourself, Seezinz.
The parents begin to arrive.
That’s Brenda and Paul, Thing 2’s parents. Immediately, Flav endears himself to Brenda with some such nonsense.
Seriously, it’s, like, way too easy.
Sinceer’s dad is the next to arrive. His name is Dave, and his presence makes Sinceer feel better because now people can understand where she gets her interest in alcohol from.
Or something?
Finally, Seezinz’s parents arrive (none of Black’s family could make it).
Their names are Donna and Steve, and they’re a lot more apprehensive than the other folks.
Immediately, Donna begins grilling Flav, and I’m not gonna lie: it’s pretty awesome. “What are your intentions? What is it that you are planning from this moment forward with our daughter?” she fires. “What good can come out of this, out of curiosity?” adds Steve, in a clear attempt to out-awesome his wife. Finally, Donna asks if Flav’s ever been married and how many kids he has. Flav is visibly disturbed at this interrogation, not realizing that he dredges up the girls’ past and makes them face it in much the same way, and in fact, is generally a lot more punishing about it. It’s not like he has to rely on Donna for his clock, you know? To his credit, he does explain himself to a point, saying that though he wants three more children, he’s not going to make them with just anyone. He’ll pick someone whose real name he can remember! Kidding. He’ll pick someone he wants to settle down with. Temporarily. Not kidding, probably.
It should be noted that an increasingly mortified Seezinz is looking better than ever.
Embarrassment becomes her!
The first date to take place will be to a bowling alley with Thing 2’s and Sinceer’s peeps.
Clearly, Sinceer is having the time of her life.
Thing 2 scores a strike and is rewarded with a Flav makeout sesh.
“It felt real funny kissing those girls in front of their parents, but their parents didn’t seem to mind,” interviews Flav. Perhaps they minded on the inside.
Thing 2 bowls granny-style…
…which is perhaps less disconcerting than bowling tranny-style. (Don’t ask.) Meanwhile, Sinceer runs all the way down the runway or whatever you call it…
This surprises me not. Sinceer makes her own rules. She’s a rebel…and a loner, we come to find out! She interviews that it was during this date that she realized that Thing 2 was her biggest competition.
Look at the difference in focus between them. They’re already growing apart!
Back at home, Thing 2’s mother notes that the bond between her daughter and Sinceer is problematic.
“Your sister left and then you two attached?” she wonders. Seriously, the conjoined imagery NEVER. ENDS. Thing 2 agrees that it might be best to sever her ties with Sinceer, who just happens to go upstairs as they’re having this conversation.
Get ready for a big non-surprise!
Meanwhile, Seezinz, her parents and Black go miniature golfing with Flav.
After, they eat and Seezinz’s mother, who’s still keeping Flav at arms’ length, notes that she’s making a mess.
To this, Flav responds with what could be the least clever thing he’s ever said on tape. And, really, that’s saying something. “Messes were made to make!” Is that, like, Eastern philosophy or something? How many babies can you fit in a tire, much?
Seezinz’s mom confesses that Flav’s growing on her. She’s gone from this…
…to this…
So whatever Flav’s doing, even if it’s spouting redundant nonsense, it’s right. Great job, Flav! He notes that he doesn’t consider himself to be “the best,” but he’s also not “the worst.” Proclamations were made to make, I suppose.
Flav notices that Black seems a little blue, so he takes her to the side.
He wonders why she couldn’t get anyone from her brood to attend this esteemed gathering. Her mother is going through a custody battle, and her grandparents are old and…who cares, let’s make out!
Back at home, Sinceer’s dad starts fulfilling his potential for awesomeness by announcing his intentions for the night:
“I’m gonna see if I can get drunk. I don’t think I can get drunk. Take a little bit to knock me over. Yeaaaaah!” My kinda guy!
Flav gathers everyone for a classy meal.
And! He has a special surprise guest…
…his mom, Anna Drayton. She’s always good for some hard-to-read intensity and judgmental staring. And there’s one man at the table who calls on her to harness her powers…
Dave would seem to be the life of the party, babbling and laughing and joking and immediately taking it way too far for people’s liking.
“I think there’s gonna be a Flavor 4!” he says. OMG, he totally went there. This guy could easily slip into the role of network exec. On having more grandchildren, he says, “I’m not into that!” How dare he suggest Sinceer not fulfill Flav’s pipe dream of having three more children?
Mama Anna is so not amused. I seriously wish these two would resolve this the only way you should resolve anything on reality TV and Jello wrestle.
Flav devises a brilliant plan to break the tension: having the girls talk about each other. Because that always works. The conceit is that everyone must say nice things, which means that everyone immediately starts lying. Black likes everyone (OK, this might not be a lie — it could just be that she’s misguided), Seezinz is overly complimentary and then there is Sinceer. Sinceer says she felt attacked when she tried to quash beef with Seezinz. She’s even less kind when it comes to Thing 2, as she’s obviously still reeling from overhearing Thing 2 and her mother talk about breaking their alliance. She starts with, “I’ll be nice…” which isn’t, really, you know?
Thing 2 is not amused.
Sinceer huffs and puffs a little bit before ending by describing Thing 2 as…
…”sincere.” Well, how ever did she think of that?
After an after-dinner reception in which Mama Anna tells everyone that she’s connected with them and, basically, if Flav doesn’t pick them, they might be better off, Sinceer steals away with Flav to warn him against picking Thing 2.
Basically, Sinceer says that Thing 2 is dependent and not a strong-enough woman for Flav. Does Flav really want a strong woman? I know he wants a strong womb. But woman? That remains to be seen.
Anyway, I guess Flav figures that he should want a strong woman (always so open to suggestion!), because he calls out Thing 2 on her supposed dependence.
And she, in turn, calls out Sinceer, who’s a lot less aggressive than you might expect.
Despite being called “skanless” by Thing 2, Sinceer is relatively poised in her dodging of the accusation. “He made it seem like you came to me because you have a twin,” she says shifting the blame to Flav. Not gonna lie: I’m a little disappointed that Sinceer isn’t more willing to own up to her mud-slinging. The conversation ends with Thing 2 telling her to, “Keep my name out your mouth.” Well, that was anti-climactic, now, wasn’t it?
And speaking of the climactic, it’s time for elimination. Black is looking particularly hot:
Both she and Seezinz get their clocks, which means Sinceer and Thing 2 are the Bottom 2, which means ARGUMENT!
The highlight of this spat is Thing 2 shrieking, “Yeah, I can’t help it that God blessed me with a twin, boo-boo!” As adorable as this is, it is not enough to save her. Flav asks both Thing 2 and Sinceer if he eliminated them, would they still love him. They both answer yes, proving at least a level of co-dependence, which Flav apparently wants but not, like, to a major degree. Or something. Flav calls Sinceer up to get her clock.
When Thing 2 approaches him, she says, “Why? Why?”
And, uh, seriously. Why? He’s just not into her, all of a sudden? Like, what?
Perhaps it’s just as well. Now she can look into being reattached to her twin. I wonder how much that surgery costs?
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May 1st, 2008 at 1:11 pm
Sinceer should have gone home. Because she played Thing 2. She was foul and two-faced. Thing 2 should have never trusted her. Thing 2 was stupid for believeing that Sinceer was her friend in the first place. However, karma is a !!+*) Cause they walked around snitiching and backstabbing everyone else, but when it was her turn, it was not fair. Sinceer’s father was right, there will be a Flavor of Love 4.
May 1st, 2008 at 1:08 pm
i think that flav should have eliminated sinceer because as you see she said her and her dad is just alike and the whole time her dad was drunk so like father like daughter send her drunk +)$ home.
May 1st, 2008 at 1:05 pm
i think flav send the wrong girl home because he did realized that sinceer lied on him and told thing2 that flav told said she could’nt survied on her own if she lied then she will lie on him again and thing2 should of tole him that then mbe she woud of had chance i think seezins with her ugly is going to win and then sinceer with be looking dum so flv always listen to what other people say and not think for him self what a +!!$~ sinceer was she shall pay with her ugly ^$! dum stupid ^$! +!!$~
May 1st, 2008 at 1:04 pm
flav knows dam well those girls are not there for him he should had kept thing 2. He was so stupid we will be seeing flavor of love 4 so ladies if you like a black monkey , get ready for the auditions because he will be back. i just cant wait for the reunion that is going to be the bomb, if you know what im saying.
May 1st, 2008 at 1:02 pm
Thing 2 shouldn’t have been the one to go home. But…She didn’t seem to plea her case either! Sure, she confronted Sinceer but it wasn’t more then a verbal cry. Sinceer will go home in the next episode… I don’t know why she has lasted this long, she seems to be getting balder and balder her name should have been 4head… In the end I think Flav picks Black… I am a bit suspicious of Black but that girl is FINE as F***!!! LOL
May 1st, 2008 at 12:56 pm
that’s right val, flav is just a pimp, a touchy, feely person. those girls wanna be famous and they all do it for business, some of them are coming to find true love but that’s not behind flav’s head. he doesn’t care. i watched delishees’ interview, she was even crying about how flav just stopped calling her because she really loved him. these shows are just ways for him to be on tv again and regain his fam.
May 1st, 2008 at 12:54 pm
Of course Flav picked the wrong girl to go home. I don’t know what he was thinkin but this isn’t the first time he’s made a wrong decision and it won’t be the last and becasue of that he probably won’t find someone who’s really there for him because he got rid of them already. I don’t think he’s looking for real love anyway because he’s not ready to settle down with someone or get married again. Maybe he just wants a friend/bootycall or just someone he can knock up so he can have another kid!! Everyone know you just don’t find real love on TV PERIOD!!
P.S Sinceer is an ALCOHOLIC!!!!!
May 1st, 2008 at 12:47 pm
Everyone keeps talking and questioning the flavorettes motives “are they there for flav blah blah blah… But the real question is…. IS FLAV THERE FOR LOVE?? In fact, I quesion all the supposed SHOWS to FIND LOVE. I mean according to Delishees, Flav ended the relationship not her. Flav also has a lot to gain from these shows too. Publicity, money, endorments. and so on. I mean Flav had been long forgotten, he wasn’t even a houshold name until he started appearing on these VH1 shows. He’s not even famous for his music anymore, only for these tacky shows. I dont mean any offense this is just my opinion of Flav and the producers of the show.
May 1st, 2008 at 12:42 pm
@*)% That Because thing 2 Should have stayed on the show not her!
May 1st, 2008 at 12:37 pm
it really doesnt matter because thing two has a big !%@ gap at the top and the bottom and sinceer has a big !%@ forehead with no hair
May 1st, 2008 at 12:36 pm
i don’t think that flav should have sent thing2 @++$~ ng because i believe that she was the rihgt one for flav. she is not an alcy not trying to say anything bad about Sinceer but i do beleive that she does follow thiing2 around alot. just because she came with her sister does not mean she does not have anyone to lean on because rather or not her sister was there she still would have had her in her heart. the only reason why Sinceer is still there is because of the twins. they have been real good friends with her and kept her under there wings. she have did that with Shy and look were she is. Sinceer is a backstabber and i don’t hting flav is going to want a girl that will stab him in the back. And to flav you should realy trust your haert and domn’t depend on these girl to bring you secrets about another person if they really loved you they would say it theirselves. you should really bring her back.
May 1st, 2008 at 12:35 pm
Everyone keeps talking and questioning the flavorettes motives “are they there for flav blah blah blah… But the real question is…. IS FLAV THERE FOR LOVE?? In fact, i quesion all the supposed SHOW to FIND LOVE. I mean according to delishees, Flav ended the relationship not her. Flav also has a lot to gain from these shows too.Publicity, money, endorments. and so on. I mean Flav had been long forgotten, wasn’t even a houshold name until he started appearing on these VH1 shows. He’s not even famous for his music anymore, only for these tacky shows. I dont mean any offense this is just my opinion of Flav and the producers of the show
May 1st, 2008 at 12:35 pm
i don’t think that flav should have sent thing2 ()*%^ ng because i believe that she was the rihgt for flav. she is not an alcy not trying to say anything bad about Sinceer but i do beleive that she does follow thiing2 around alot. just because she came with her sister does not mean she does not have anyone to lean on because rather or not her sister was there she still would have had her in her heart. the only reason why Sinceer is still there is because of the twins. they have been real good friends with her and kept her under there wings. she have did that with Shy and look were she is. Sinceer is a backstabber and i don’t hting flav is going to want a girl that will stab him in the back. And to flav you should realy trust your haert and domn’t depend on these girl to bring you secrets about another person if they really loved you they would say it theirselves. you should really bring her back.
May 1st, 2008 at 12:31 pm
IM MAD AS HELL!!! I CANT BELIEVE FAV GOT RID OF THE TWIN,I REALLY LIKED HER.BUT, ON SOME REAL `^$~ SINCEER AINT NOTHIN BUT A FAKE `$+ #`(!@ WAS REALLY BETRAYED HER REALTIONSHIP WITH THING2, THEN AGAIN THING 2 STATED THAT SHE WAS ALREADY PREWARNED ABOUT HOW SINCEER REALLY IS. THATS YO FALT BOO,ON SOME REAL `^$~ I THINK YOU FORGOT THAT YOU WERE IN A COMPETITION,SO SINCEER BIG HEAD `$+ TOOK ATVANTAGE OF THAT `^$~ TO THE MAX AND ~%+) ED YOU `$+ OVER!!!! BUT, DONT WORRY THAT #`(!@ GONE GET KICKED IN THE `$+ FOR IT.
May 1st, 2008 at 12:13 pm
this was some bullshit thing two should have stayed
May 1st, 2008 at 12:06 pm
man he did the right thang because dat )$!`$ is gap toothed )$!`$ her and ha twin sister and she ugly *@~ `_() i would just play her out of her money.
May 1st, 2008 at 12:02 pm
i dont think wat sinceer did wuz right/she went bihind thing2 back being sneeky and coniving. sinceer is there for exposure she look like a hot mess she lied on thing2/ thing2 has herself together/ sinceer is a pure acholic thing2 was really there for him but i still like u bcuz u my dawg myamme shouldna went home when she did that gurl was set up by raya ugly azz sinceer was jeolous cuz thing2 was getting all the attention so she stabbed that gurl in the back/flav you really need to bring thing2 back
May 1st, 2008 at 11:58 am
i dont think wat sinceer did wuz right/she went bihind thing2 back being sneeky and coniving. sinceer is there for exposure she look like a hot mess she lied on thing2/ thing2 has herself together/ sinceer is a pure acholic thing2 was really there for him but i still like u bcuz u my dawg myamme shouldna went home when she did that gurl was set up by raya ugly azz sinceer was jeolous cuz thing2 was getting all the attention so she stabbed that gurl in the back
May 1st, 2008 at 11:57 am
U SHOULD HAVE LET SINCEER GO HOME SHE IS A PORN STAR AND AN ALCHOLIC THAT WAS WRONG FLAV BRING THING2 BACK
May 1st, 2008 at 11:45 am
like u didn’t have to let thing 2 go home cause what i think she is the real one that is there 4 u. like her n black are there 4 u flav like u need to bring back thing 2 n keep her with u n let sinceer go home that drunk %&$+^
May 1st, 2008 at 11:38 am
I don’t think that Flav wanted to send Thing 2 home…but ratings are ratings. Besides, it is noble of him to send her home since he has already sent home the sister/twin. No need starting a family beef since we all knew she would be the one of all of them to win if we were just going off personality alone. For the record, I think that Thing 1 is very pretty…so folks need to stop making those negative comments about her looks. I am going to keep watching because Sinceer will ge getting hers before it’s all said and done. She is needed in the house for the drama aspect of things. Its like Seesinz said…she is desperate. And when someone is desperate, they will do anything. But she should beware…what is done in the dark….always comes to light. Knowing Flav and how the rest of America thinks…he will probably pick Black…she reminds me so much of Hoopz. Is it that hard to understand why no one in Black’s family came out to visit her?
May 1st, 2008 at 11:37 am
what they said about the twin was just wrong because she was not her friend from the get go.
May 1st, 2008 at 11:35 am
flav… man.. what did you do…. besides seezinz. thing 2 was the girl man..simnceer is all about winning and she loves drama….. if you could watch the show and see everything, sinceer just wants to win, not win your heart, whats good flav… im so dissappointed….you should know a fake a@@ when you see one…..thing 2 was a good chic, she was real.
May 1st, 2008 at 10:47 am
flavor why did you let thing 2 go you let sinceered fool you out of a chance of a life a time with a wonderful girl who loved you you so much don’t be a fool flavor those girls are not for you only thing 2
May 1st, 2008 at 10:30 am
I think that Flav should’ve send Sinceer home instead of thing 2. Thing 2 was really there for him.
May 1st, 2008 at 10:24 am
i dont think he should have sent thing 2 home he should have sent sinceer over her bcuz she an acholic she looks a hot mess n i dont think she is dere for flav n thing 2 got mor love n her parents have mor love for him then sinceer n her father they are drunkies…n he should have took what sinceer father said at dinner into consteration but thing1 & 2 yall still my dawgs yall n miammie was my favorite on da show dis season n seasons ol ugly asz should have been went home she new rain set miamme up n dat was ssssosososossososososos…..fukd up sumbody need 2whoop her asz at da reuion show but i really think he goin 2win nw but she gna end up breakin flavs heart i kan c it nw watch on da reuion shw just lik hoops its nt gna b lik dat……..
May 1st, 2008 at 10:23 am
Yes Flav sent the wrong gurl home!!! I can’t stand Sincere wit her big &@& fore head. She doesn’t have dreams when she goes to bed, she has MOVIES!!!!! She jus lookin for sumbody to support her kids, and possibly get a hairline reduction, cuz u know she cant afford one.
May 1st, 2008 at 10:17 am
flav is crazy as hell for letting thing 2 go she had his back from day one she cant help that she had a twin and sinceer ugly ~*# was jealous so she stabbed thing 2 in teh back and then tried to blame it on flav he already messed up by letting miami go now thing 2! i really dont want to watch teh show because since he let thing 2 go now he’ll have another show coming up sinceer going to drink him out of house and home her and her daddy
May 1st, 2008 at 10:16 am
man i dont think that he should of let thing2 or thing one go becuz they were the best ones in the house and they were my personal favorite so i thnk flav was razy for letting them go and my _#!+* myamme but i still love you flav
May 1st, 2008 at 10:05 am
I think that out of the bottom four girls that trisha was the main one that was really there for him. You mad a big mistake when you let her go.