Flavor of Love 3 Recap - Episode 12 - Daddy/Mama Drama
When your man is making out with someone who’s standing mere inches away from you, it’s best to think happy thoughts and pretend it isn’t happening.
Since Flav already spoiled it, we all know that today is parents’ day. Black reads the corresponding Flav Mail.
It includes the line, “Let’s hope there’s no Sister Pattersons in the bunch…” Is he crazy? I spend part of every day of my life hoping to encounter someone as singularly sensational as Sister Patterson. Instead of seconds at dinner, I ask my mom, “More Sister P, please?” And then she breathes fire at me and scratches me with her talons and my heart can rest a little longer.
The girls must clean the house and soon it becomes apparent that one of the toilets is clogged.
Hotlanta is blamed for this, except, how long has she been out of the house at this point? It’s been weeks since she left the show, so we can assume at least a few days if not a week or two in real time, which: gross! Even if Hotlanta started it, the girls still in the house are the ones who let it mellow this long. For shame, for real!
Turn that frown back around on yourself, Seezinz.
The parents begin to arrive.
That’s Brenda and Paul, Thing 2’s parents. Immediately, Flav endears himself to Brenda with some such nonsense.
Seriously, it’s, like, way too easy.
Sinceer’s dad is the next to arrive. His name is Dave, and his presence makes Sinceer feel better because now people can understand where she gets her interest in alcohol from.
Or something?
Finally, Seezinz’s parents arrive (none of Black’s family could make it).
Their names are Donna and Steve, and they’re a lot more apprehensive than the other folks.
Immediately, Donna begins grilling Flav, and I’m not gonna lie: it’s pretty awesome. “What are your intentions? What is it that you are planning from this moment forward with our daughter?” she fires. “What good can come out of this, out of curiosity?” adds Steve, in a clear attempt to out-awesome his wife. Finally, Donna asks if Flav’s ever been married and how many kids he has. Flav is visibly disturbed at this interrogation, not realizing that he dredges up the girls’ past and makes them face it in much the same way, and in fact, is generally a lot more punishing about it. It’s not like he has to rely on Donna for his clock, you know? To his credit, he does explain himself to a point, saying that though he wants three more children, he’s not going to make them with just anyone. He’ll pick someone whose real name he can remember! Kidding. He’ll pick someone he wants to settle down with. Temporarily. Not kidding, probably.
It should be noted that an increasingly mortified Seezinz is looking better than ever.
Embarrassment becomes her!
The first date to take place will be to a bowling alley with Thing 2’s and Sinceer’s peeps.
Clearly, Sinceer is having the time of her life.
Thing 2 scores a strike and is rewarded with a Flav makeout sesh.
“It felt real funny kissing those girls in front of their parents, but their parents didn’t seem to mind,” interviews Flav. Perhaps they minded on the inside.
Thing 2 bowls granny-style…
…which is perhaps less disconcerting than bowling tranny-style. (Don’t ask.) Meanwhile, Sinceer runs all the way down the runway or whatever you call it…
This surprises me not. Sinceer makes her own rules. She’s a rebel…and a loner, we come to find out! She interviews that it was during this date that she realized that Thing 2 was her biggest competition.
Look at the difference in focus between them. They’re already growing apart!
Back at home, Thing 2’s mother notes that the bond between her daughter and Sinceer is problematic.
“Your sister left and then you two attached?” she wonders. Seriously, the conjoined imagery NEVER. ENDS. Thing 2 agrees that it might be best to sever her ties with Sinceer, who just happens to go upstairs as they’re having this conversation.
Get ready for a big non-surprise!
Meanwhile, Seezinz, her parents and Black go miniature golfing with Flav.
After, they eat and Seezinz’s mother, who’s still keeping Flav at arms’ length, notes that she’s making a mess.
To this, Flav responds with what could be the least clever thing he’s ever said on tape. And, really, that’s saying something. “Messes were made to make!” Is that, like, Eastern philosophy or something? How many babies can you fit in a tire, much?
Seezinz’s mom confesses that Flav’s growing on her. She’s gone from this…
…to this…
So whatever Flav’s doing, even if it’s spouting redundant nonsense, it’s right. Great job, Flav! He notes that he doesn’t consider himself to be “the best,” but he’s also not “the worst.” Proclamations were made to make, I suppose.
Flav notices that Black seems a little blue, so he takes her to the side.
He wonders why she couldn’t get anyone from her brood to attend this esteemed gathering. Her mother is going through a custody battle, and her grandparents are old and…who cares, let’s make out!
Back at home, Sinceer’s dad starts fulfilling his potential for awesomeness by announcing his intentions for the night:
“I’m gonna see if I can get drunk. I don’t think I can get drunk. Take a little bit to knock me over. Yeaaaaah!” My kinda guy!
Flav gathers everyone for a classy meal.
And! He has a special surprise guest…
…his mom, Anna Drayton. She’s always good for some hard-to-read intensity and judgmental staring. And there’s one man at the table who calls on her to harness her powers…
Dave would seem to be the life of the party, babbling and laughing and joking and immediately taking it way too far for people’s liking.
“I think there’s gonna be a Flavor 4!” he says. OMG, he totally went there. This guy could easily slip into the role of network exec. On having more grandchildren, he says, “I’m not into that!” How dare he suggest Sinceer not fulfill Flav’s pipe dream of having three more children?
Mama Anna is so not amused. I seriously wish these two would resolve this the only way you should resolve anything on reality TV and Jello wrestle.
Flav devises a brilliant plan to break the tension: having the girls talk about each other. Because that always works. The conceit is that everyone must say nice things, which means that everyone immediately starts lying. Black likes everyone (OK, this might not be a lie — it could just be that she’s misguided), Seezinz is overly complimentary and then there is Sinceer. Sinceer says she felt attacked when she tried to quash beef with Seezinz. She’s even less kind when it comes to Thing 2, as she’s obviously still reeling from overhearing Thing 2 and her mother talk about breaking their alliance. She starts with, “I’ll be nice…” which isn’t, really, you know?
Thing 2 is not amused.
Sinceer huffs and puffs a little bit before ending by describing Thing 2 as…
…”sincere.” Well, how ever did she think of that?
After an after-dinner reception in which Mama Anna tells everyone that she’s connected with them and, basically, if Flav doesn’t pick them, they might be better off, Sinceer steals away with Flav to warn him against picking Thing 2.
Basically, Sinceer says that Thing 2 is dependent and not a strong-enough woman for Flav. Does Flav really want a strong woman? I know he wants a strong womb. But woman? That remains to be seen.
Anyway, I guess Flav figures that he should want a strong woman (always so open to suggestion!), because he calls out Thing 2 on her supposed dependence.
And she, in turn, calls out Sinceer, who’s a lot less aggressive than you might expect.
Despite being called “skanless” by Thing 2, Sinceer is relatively poised in her dodging of the accusation. “He made it seem like you came to me because you have a twin,” she says shifting the blame to Flav. Not gonna lie: I’m a little disappointed that Sinceer isn’t more willing to own up to her mud-slinging. The conversation ends with Thing 2 telling her to, “Keep my name out your mouth.” Well, that was anti-climactic, now, wasn’t it?
And speaking of the climactic, it’s time for elimination. Black is looking particularly hot:
Both she and Seezinz get their clocks, which means Sinceer and Thing 2 are the Bottom 2, which means ARGUMENT!
The highlight of this spat is Thing 2 shrieking, “Yeah, I can’t help it that God blessed me with a twin, boo-boo!” As adorable as this is, it is not enough to save her. Flav asks both Thing 2 and Sinceer if he eliminated them, would they still love him. They both answer yes, proving at least a level of co-dependence, which Flav apparently wants but not, like, to a major degree. Or something. Flav calls Sinceer up to get her clock.
When Thing 2 approaches him, she says, “Why? Why?”
And, uh, seriously. Why? He’s just not into her, all of a sudden? Like, what?
Perhaps it’s just as well. Now she can look into being reattached to her twin. I wonder how much that surgery costs?
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May 2nd, 2008 at 11:51 am
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May 2nd, 2008 at 8:48 am
hey flav i hope you find true love this time because you had did flavor of love 1,2,and 3 i hope the girls won’t take you for your money
May 2nd, 2008 at 4:44 am
well YALL if ur such a racists freak why the hell u up on here? really any ways that’s sum funny $*%& ME is telling it like it is … lmao i really think that thing 2 was feelin flav for reals i mean sinceer she just a monotone big eyed balding from the side burns up dinosaur…..8) he he he lmao oh $*%& that’s sum real $*%& sinceer really she is only their for herself and her child yep can ya say gold digger
May 1st, 2008 at 11:16 pm
Flav if you are reading these messages you did good getting rid of thing 1&2 ugly *+_ es and you should have got rid of that 5 headed (~&`$ sinceer because she was the one that said if you sent her home she was going to get back into the house and cut your in so many words your balls off. I can’ t stand that evil punk (~&`$ sinceer. she is a broke hoe have two kids don’t know the kids daddy. Flava got to many children to be a rental dad for ugly bay-bays.
Seezin good luck I want you to win. Even though you are only good for those ugly teeth.
May 1st, 2008 at 10:26 pm
and Yall, you definately don’t have a degree either…you can’t spell..LMAO…I guess all racists don’t know how to spell…and why don’t you take your stupid (+& back to Europe #&@~( do the world a big (+& favor and take your dumb (+& back to school and get your masters like me #&@~( need a master to show you how, follow me stupid..LMAO…LOL.LOL..LOL..LOL..LOL..learn your grammer..
May 1st, 2008 at 9:55 pm
Oh, and kkk…learn how to spell bit@h…that’s not how you spell racist dumb `$) LMAO….we can tell you don’t have a degree…LMAO..HA HA HA….
May 1st, 2008 at 9:45 pm
kkk..I’m LMAO…awwww…is someone angry…lol…you are too funny…Well, it shows you love blacks…you’re taking the time out of your useless life to see what’s up..what’s wrong baby..seems like you’ve been rejected by one too many blacks…well, when your mom is finished suckin her daily black nut, tell her she needs to love you more..and for the record love…I’m not black….keep it comin…because you have to be the most retarted ‘thing’ in the world….bye sweet mouth..
May 1st, 2008 at 7:59 pm
NASTY A** DIRTY A** PORCH MONKEYS MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY………………….. WHITE POWER… YALL GO BACK TO AFRICA WHERE YOU BELONG.. OR BETTER YET WHY DONT YALL SHOT YOURSELF AND MAKE THE REST OF THIS PIECE OF S**T COUNTRY PROUD THAT ALL BLACK PEOPLE ARE GONE DEAD THANK THE DEVIL…. GOD IS NOT REAL……SO YALL CAN JUST SHOT YOURSELF
May 1st, 2008 at 7:48 pm
i agree with kkk. whitelove and fatima yall need to go back to africa cuz we dont need no more porch monkeys unless their gonna pick my cotton feild. an i hate flav of love hes a greesy jigg.
May 1st, 2008 at 7:34 pm
an d.j. FLOYD damn sure dont know what hes talken about and damn right im straight up rasit so all none white people gio kill themselfs
May 1st, 2008 at 7:28 pm
yo “me” why dont you go stick a rusty a** gun an pull the trigger cuz you lame. your probley a dirty nasty a** black person who needs to go slave some moere in the feild cuz thats what you are best for.. so go an kill yourself to make the rest of the world happy cuz another n**ger is gone…..ya..
May 1st, 2008 at 7:16 pm
D.J.FLOYD…I am LMAO…you said it right…those stupid `@! white supremists are probably just posting stuff like that to get some attention…but your comment was too funny…if they think the flavor of love girls are “nasty”..apparently they haven’t watched the rock of love hoes…them bitc@es are straight TRAMPS!!!…KKK…go lick some dog nuts..white love…go play with your white bed sheets….and fatima..are you sure you don’t have any Mexican in you boo boo?…I’m hispanic, and fatima is a hispanic name dumb as@…you can go play with your daddys ding-a-ling…that’s what people like you do anyways…and like D.J. FLOYD said…more than half of the white generation now and days are either mixed with black, want to be black, or wish they were…LMAO….Bye *+&^( s!!!…
May 1st, 2008 at 7:08 pm
im glad that nasty black b**** got her nasty a** elemenated she was mad gross…
May 1st, 2008 at 4:30 pm
THAT IS JUST LIKE A MAN HE NEVER NOTICES THE GOOD THING IN FRONT OF HIM I KNOW HE WILL NOT PICK SINCEER CAUSE SHE DRINKS BUT FLAV DRINKS AS MUCH AS SHE DOES, I THINK HE WILL GO WITH SEEZIN BECAUSE SHE HAS MORE BODY, BUT HE SHOULD HAVE PICKED THING 2 THAT WAS THE ONLY REAL PERSON THERE FOR HIM, HE WILL SEE THE SAME THING WILL HAPPEN AGAIN OR HE PROBABLY KNEW WHO WAS GOOD FOR HIM AND JUST WANTED ANOTHER EPISODE
May 1st, 2008 at 3:37 pm
I think he should’ve sent Sinceer home. She and her father are the worst! Can you say predator??? Thing 2 was very likny as to have a friend or someone close to her. They are both a freakin’ mess. What does it matter who he picks anyway? They won’t last for no longer than 2 months in the limewire, LOL. Ladies, get a grip…..life is more than what you are making it. I din’t think that Flav is the blame, I blame the households they were raised in whether good or bad…it played a part in what they are doing today. Enjoy!
May 1st, 2008 at 3:12 pm
Everyone keeps talking and questioning the flavorettes motives “are they there for flav blah blah blah… But the real question is…. IS FLAV THERE FOR LOVE?? In fact, I quesion all the supposed SHOWS to FIND LOVE. I mean according to Delishees, Flav ended the relationship not her. Flav also has a lot to gain from these shows too. Publicity, money, endorsments. and so on. I mean Flav had been long forgotten, he wasn’t even a houshold name until he started appearing on these VH1 shows. He’s not even famous for his music anymore, only for these tacky shows. I dont mean any offense this is just my opinion of Flav and the show.
May 1st, 2008 at 2:59 pm
FLAV I THK U DOING ALL THESE SHOWS JUST 4 THE MONEY, IF U CUDNT FIND LOVE AFTA 3 SHOWS MAYB YOU SHOULD JUST TURN GAY….. B/CUZ IF U DIDNT THK THING2 WAS REAL U DNT KNOW TRUE LOVE.
May 1st, 2008 at 2:40 pm
I can’t believe Flav gave Thing 2 tha boot. I never liked Thing 2 but Sinceer has the biggest forehead in tha world and the ugliest smirk on her face 24/7. Sinceer shoulda gone home with her alcoholic father.
May 1st, 2008 at 2:32 pm
Flav,
In my opinion send the wrong girl home. I really thought that thing 2 was the girl for him. To me sinceer is just an instigator her ugly drunken ^$* She is just like her dad an alcoholic. First she is not pretty and on top of that when she laughs she looks like a monkey. Sinceer is a very sneaky person and a back stabber. I really hope falv does not pick Black because she looks fake and she looks like she is only there for the exposure. You can tell when she kisses flav she looks like she has to think about twice. Since thing 2 left I hope he picks Seezinzs because if he takes Black we will be seen another “Flavor of Love 4.”
May 1st, 2008 at 2:20 pm
I thank he’s real stupid 4 gettin rid of thing 2 she looks and acts way better than that fake thang (sinceer) her name should have been five head with that big $*! forehead but yup i love the show watch it err Monday even if it is fake i thank he should pick seezinz now since he done let 2 good gurls go he really is stupid and old age makes u crazy b/c miami should have stay’d 2 b/c someone thats been cut off could have called the house jus b/c there jealous flav don’t kno wut the hell he doin!!!!!!……..BUT I STILL LOVE THE SHOW !!!!!
May 1st, 2008 at 2:15 pm
I deff think that flav made the wrong decision…. but now that the twin is gone he should deff pick black because the other two are ugly (%_ ^!_!$ s……and they dont deserve flav………
May 1st, 2008 at 1:58 pm
I cannot believe all you idiots watch this silly-ass show! The fact that you’re sitting here arguing about this crap shows how stupid ALL OF YOU ARE!
Flav is a complete idiot, loser, ignorant, no class, no education, no desire to better himself, nothing. The man has nothing going for him but a couple of dollars. They way he calls that rented house “my mansion” is fooling no one. Flav lives in a 3 room apt. in Brooklyn, with no elevator in he building and he’s on the fourth floor. So, I don’t know what these silly ho’s think they’re going to get out of flav, he’ll be broke in 6 months trying to do another show. I know you think I’m lieing, but ask yourself one question.
They way that flav loves to wear jewelery, have you eve seen him with any REAL bling? I’m noty talking about those 10k ugly-ass $100.00 rings he’s been wearing since season 1, I’m talking about 1, just one piece of real bling. A watch, bracelet, necklace, earring, ANYTHING AT ALL? Again, the answer is NO, FLAV IS BROKE, Y’ALL! those 7 kids he’s always talking about, took his sorry butt to the cleaners after season 1,now FLAV’S WORKING FOR THEM! WOOOOOOOWWWWWW, HUH?
May 1st, 2008 at 1:45 pm
FLAV…REAL TALK…I CANT EVENNNN BELIEVE U DECIDED TO GIVE THE LAST CLOCK TO DA FOREHEAD…EXCUSE ME 5 HEAD. HER AND HER FATHER IS COO COO…AND SHE SNEAKY. NOW THATS THE PERSONALITY THATS GON’ GET YOU NO WHERE AND REALLY END UP DOING A SESSION 4 OF FLAVOR OF LOVE. “THING 2, REALLY DID HAVE AN EYE 4 U”. AND IF U AINT SEE THAT…I DONT KNOW WHAT U WAS LOOKING AT. BUT ON SOMETHING REAL…I REALLY LIKE BLACK. SHES A COOL AND LAYED BACK KINDA GIRL.
May 1st, 2008 at 1:44 pm
Flav stop tryna be so picky you cool, but you not fine. You so dumb I can’t believe you I just had to make another comment. You raelly hurt my feelings, I can’t wait to the reunion it is ging to be some a$$ kickin goin on. Watch out! so funny. I hope buns beat sincere a$$, 4 talkin bout her moms. And if I was thing to since I was alredy eliminated I would of beat H$ll out of Sincere before I walked out out the door. Already was eliminated!
May 1st, 2008 at 1:43 pm
to flav or anyone else in the flavor of love house, whoever reads this I want them to know that flav chose the wrong girl if anyone should have been eliminated it should have been sinceer because she is a backstabbing %!(_* who is just there for flav’s money.why she tryna be all up in flavs face she need to be taking care of those 2 kids she got. If anything sinceer was more dependent on the twins, she was hanging around them far too much and she took every step they took so I hope that flav decides to read these blogs because if he could bring new york’s ugly _~) back then he could bring thing 2 back. If anything thing 2 should have whooped her _~) and then told flav the reason she did what she did. Flav if you are reading this, sinceer told thing2 that u asked her if she was the one who followed sinceer around in all actuality it was sinceer, sinceer does not llove you let that %!(_* go.
May 1st, 2008 at 1:31 pm
Flav was trippin gettin rid of thing 2 I think her and black was really there for him sinceer is a %)^& in drunk ^@) _&^^~ and seezinz is only there to be seen she does look like she is forcing herself to kiss flav and them big ^@) bags under her eyes is killin me she needs to go home and get some rest. all left to say is GOOD LUCK BLACK and if he chooses otherwise it wont last flav listen to the people lookin in boo.
May 1st, 2008 at 1:28 pm
I believe that flav was so wrong for not giving thing 2 a clock. That was the only one that I could tell really loved him, but you wanna pick the bubble demon head sinceer with her funny looking self she looks like something so unreal. She is also a smelly drunk, you was wrong flav. She don’t love you, and she just wanted to go to paris. She snuck her way to get in and she is going to sneak herself around when she has you. Hey if you love it I like it!
May 1st, 2008 at 1:11 pm
Sinceer should have gone home. Because she played Thing 2. She was foul and two-faced. Thing 2 should have never trusted her. Thing 2 was stupid for believeing that Sinceer was her friend in the first place. However, karma is a !!+*) Cause they walked around snitiching and backstabbing everyone else, but when it was her turn, it was not fair. Sinceer’s father was right, there will be a Flavor of Love 4.
May 1st, 2008 at 1:08 pm
i think that flav should have eliminated sinceer because as you see she said her and her dad is just alike and the whole time her dad was drunk so like father like daughter send her drunk +)$ home.
May 1st, 2008 at 1:05 pm
i think flav send the wrong girl home because he did realized that sinceer lied on him and told thing2 that flav told said she could’nt survied on her own if she lied then she will lie on him again and thing2 should of tole him that then mbe she woud of had chance i think seezins with her ugly is going to win and then sinceer with be looking dum so flv always listen to what other people say and not think for him self what a +!!$~ sinceer was she shall pay with her ugly ^$! dum stupid ^$! +!!$~