Flavor of Love 3 Recap - Episode 12 - Daddy/Mama Drama
When your man is making out with someone who’s standing mere inches away from you, it’s best to think happy thoughts and pretend it isn’t happening.
Since Flav already spoiled it, we all know that today is parents’ day. Black reads the corresponding Flav Mail.
It includes the line, “Let’s hope there’s no Sister Pattersons in the bunch…” Is he crazy? I spend part of every day of my life hoping to encounter someone as singularly sensational as Sister Patterson. Instead of seconds at dinner, I ask my mom, “More Sister P, please?” And then she breathes fire at me and scratches me with her talons and my heart can rest a little longer.
The girls must clean the house and soon it becomes apparent that one of the toilets is clogged.
Hotlanta is blamed for this, except, how long has she been out of the house at this point? It’s been weeks since she left the show, so we can assume at least a few days if not a week or two in real time, which: gross! Even if Hotlanta started it, the girls still in the house are the ones who let it mellow this long. For shame, for real!
Turn that frown back around on yourself, Seezinz.
The parents begin to arrive.
That’s Brenda and Paul, Thing 2’s parents. Immediately, Flav endears himself to Brenda with some such nonsense.
Seriously, it’s, like, way too easy.
Sinceer’s dad is the next to arrive. His name is Dave, and his presence makes Sinceer feel better because now people can understand where she gets her interest in alcohol from.
Or something?
Finally, Seezinz’s parents arrive (none of Black’s family could make it).
Their names are Donna and Steve, and they’re a lot more apprehensive than the other folks.
Immediately, Donna begins grilling Flav, and I’m not gonna lie: it’s pretty awesome. “What are your intentions? What is it that you are planning from this moment forward with our daughter?” she fires. “What good can come out of this, out of curiosity?” adds Steve, in a clear attempt to out-awesome his wife. Finally, Donna asks if Flav’s ever been married and how many kids he has. Flav is visibly disturbed at this interrogation, not realizing that he dredges up the girls’ past and makes them face it in much the same way, and in fact, is generally a lot more punishing about it. It’s not like he has to rely on Donna for his clock, you know? To his credit, he does explain himself to a point, saying that though he wants three more children, he’s not going to make them with just anyone. He’ll pick someone whose real name he can remember! Kidding. He’ll pick someone he wants to settle down with. Temporarily. Not kidding, probably.
It should be noted that an increasingly mortified Seezinz is looking better than ever.
Embarrassment becomes her!
The first date to take place will be to a bowling alley with Thing 2’s and Sinceer’s peeps.
Clearly, Sinceer is having the time of her life.
Thing 2 scores a strike and is rewarded with a Flav makeout sesh.
“It felt real funny kissing those girls in front of their parents, but their parents didn’t seem to mind,” interviews Flav. Perhaps they minded on the inside.
Thing 2 bowls granny-style…
…which is perhaps less disconcerting than bowling tranny-style. (Don’t ask.) Meanwhile, Sinceer runs all the way down the runway or whatever you call it…
This surprises me not. Sinceer makes her own rules. She’s a rebel…and a loner, we come to find out! She interviews that it was during this date that she realized that Thing 2 was her biggest competition.
Look at the difference in focus between them. They’re already growing apart!
Back at home, Thing 2’s mother notes that the bond between her daughter and Sinceer is problematic.
“Your sister left and then you two attached?” she wonders. Seriously, the conjoined imagery NEVER. ENDS. Thing 2 agrees that it might be best to sever her ties with Sinceer, who just happens to go upstairs as they’re having this conversation.
Get ready for a big non-surprise!
Meanwhile, Seezinz, her parents and Black go miniature golfing with Flav.
After, they eat and Seezinz’s mother, who’s still keeping Flav at arms’ length, notes that she’s making a mess.
To this, Flav responds with what could be the least clever thing he’s ever said on tape. And, really, that’s saying something. “Messes were made to make!” Is that, like, Eastern philosophy or something? How many babies can you fit in a tire, much?
Seezinz’s mom confesses that Flav’s growing on her. She’s gone from this…
…to this…
So whatever Flav’s doing, even if it’s spouting redundant nonsense, it’s right. Great job, Flav! He notes that he doesn’t consider himself to be “the best,” but he’s also not “the worst.” Proclamations were made to make, I suppose.
Flav notices that Black seems a little blue, so he takes her to the side.
He wonders why she couldn’t get anyone from her brood to attend this esteemed gathering. Her mother is going through a custody battle, and her grandparents are old and…who cares, let’s make out!
Back at home, Sinceer’s dad starts fulfilling his potential for awesomeness by announcing his intentions for the night:
“I’m gonna see if I can get drunk. I don’t think I can get drunk. Take a little bit to knock me over. Yeaaaaah!” My kinda guy!
Flav gathers everyone for a classy meal.
And! He has a special surprise guest…
…his mom, Anna Drayton. She’s always good for some hard-to-read intensity and judgmental staring. And there’s one man at the table who calls on her to harness her powers…
Dave would seem to be the life of the party, babbling and laughing and joking and immediately taking it way too far for people’s liking.
“I think there’s gonna be a Flavor 4!” he says. OMG, he totally went there. This guy could easily slip into the role of network exec. On having more grandchildren, he says, “I’m not into that!” How dare he suggest Sinceer not fulfill Flav’s pipe dream of having three more children?
Mama Anna is so not amused. I seriously wish these two would resolve this the only way you should resolve anything on reality TV and Jello wrestle.
Flav devises a brilliant plan to break the tension: having the girls talk about each other. Because that always works. The conceit is that everyone must say nice things, which means that everyone immediately starts lying. Black likes everyone (OK, this might not be a lie — it could just be that she’s misguided), Seezinz is overly complimentary and then there is Sinceer. Sinceer says she felt attacked when she tried to quash beef with Seezinz. She’s even less kind when it comes to Thing 2, as she’s obviously still reeling from overhearing Thing 2 and her mother talk about breaking their alliance. She starts with, “I’ll be nice…” which isn’t, really, you know?
Thing 2 is not amused.
Sinceer huffs and puffs a little bit before ending by describing Thing 2 as…
…”sincere.” Well, how ever did she think of that?
After an after-dinner reception in which Mama Anna tells everyone that she’s connected with them and, basically, if Flav doesn’t pick them, they might be better off, Sinceer steals away with Flav to warn him against picking Thing 2.
Basically, Sinceer says that Thing 2 is dependent and not a strong-enough woman for Flav. Does Flav really want a strong woman? I know he wants a strong womb. But woman? That remains to be seen.
Anyway, I guess Flav figures that he should want a strong woman (always so open to suggestion!), because he calls out Thing 2 on her supposed dependence.
And she, in turn, calls out Sinceer, who’s a lot less aggressive than you might expect.
Despite being called “skanless” by Thing 2, Sinceer is relatively poised in her dodging of the accusation. “He made it seem like you came to me because you have a twin,” she says shifting the blame to Flav. Not gonna lie: I’m a little disappointed that Sinceer isn’t more willing to own up to her mud-slinging. The conversation ends with Thing 2 telling her to, “Keep my name out your mouth.” Well, that was anti-climactic, now, wasn’t it?
And speaking of the climactic, it’s time for elimination. Black is looking particularly hot:
Both she and Seezinz get their clocks, which means Sinceer and Thing 2 are the Bottom 2, which means ARGUMENT!
The highlight of this spat is Thing 2 shrieking, “Yeah, I can’t help it that God blessed me with a twin, boo-boo!” As adorable as this is, it is not enough to save her. Flav asks both Thing 2 and Sinceer if he eliminated them, would they still love him. They both answer yes, proving at least a level of co-dependence, which Flav apparently wants but not, like, to a major degree. Or something. Flav calls Sinceer up to get her clock.
When Thing 2 approaches him, she says, “Why? Why?”
And, uh, seriously. Why? He’s just not into her, all of a sudden? Like, what?
Perhaps it’s just as well. Now she can look into being reattached to her twin. I wonder how much that surgery costs?
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May 10th, 2008 at 11:17 am
MAN…U BEST B PICKIN THING 2…Sinseer is a flat out %!!%^ n she deff looks like one! she @)!* ed thing 2 ova…Thing 2 u can see it since 3 episodes ago cld tell shes fallin in love wit flave…by the way she looks at him and starting to dress even (classier) GO GIRL get yo man!!!
May 9th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
Where d (^&* did Sinceer’s hairline go???!!!
May 9th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
Seezinz is a pretty & classy girl like her mom. She should have won. Sinceer is an alcoholic like her papa & the &`(#* needs to go. I dont kno enough about Black to comment & i don’t think Thing 2 is a pretty girl, but she seems to check for Flav & i guess that is what matters.
May 8th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
That is *~%^ that he let her go, but thing 2 is back in the run, thank god, B/C two people that look like that need to be together.. lol
May 8th, 2008 at 4:22 am
Flavafla!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yea boyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!! What’s up playa. This is tha truthspeaking flava from man to man u should have never let Ms Miami go because prancer and rainer set her up….. If u can find her flavor she thing 2 and sinser should be your top three and thats tha truth speaking now iam out….
May 7th, 2008 at 9:52 pm
black looks like hoopz,sencere looks likea better nibblez
May 7th, 2008 at 9:19 pm
pick thing 2 flav
May 7th, 2008 at 9:00 pm
This is krazy is he really going to end up with anybody this season?? I feel like this is never ending but I really like the show. And good luck for the few women left!!!!
May 7th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
FLAV PLEASE PICK THING 2 i AM FROM THE bAHAMAS AND i KNOW TRUE LOVE WHEN I SEE IT FLAV. PLEASE TAKE A TRIP TO EXUMA IN THE BAHAMAS IF YOU CANNOT FIND LOVE IN AMERICA. BUT THING 2 IS THE ONE FOR YOU.
May 6th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
Flav !#( shoulda neva let Thing 1 or 2 go that %+!!+ Seasons need to get her bumskeeting !#( kicked off the show cause that bithch aint !%@!
May 6th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
thing 2 is best for him, shes as ugly as flav. so two ugly people belong together…lol
May 6th, 2008 at 10:08 am
pick thing 2 i guess!
May 6th, 2008 at 10:07 am
u need to pick thing 2 she aint all that cute but she look better than sinceer nd black!
May 5th, 2008 at 5:28 pm
I am glad that Flavor Flav decided to bring Thing 2 back to prove her love for Flavor Flav. Honestly I believe that she was the only one of all the ladies that was feeling him the most and is truly there for him.
May 5th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
damn…i’m glad Thing 2 is back…hopefully flav picks the only real #^$ female…THING 2…and why hasn’t he eliminated Sinceers drunk scandals #^$ Sinceer is trifflin and i can’t wait till her #^$ goes home…Thing 2…get yo man boo-boo…
May 5th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
and to youSTOWNSEND..you’re right…this show is wack..the only reason I watch is because I want to see who is going to win…I watched it at work this morning to see if he got rid of ugly big head sinceer, but he didn’t…and I know seezinz is glad she left so she won’t have to kiss him anymore..and I don’t like thing 1 or 2..they were the most annoying !_@^` es in the house..and like I said ..no one liked her or her sister..and when sinceer played her, everyone wanted to feel sorry for her…and you are right about her hair..lol..I thought she would’ve at least did somethng different to her hair weave..lol..but, oh well..
May 5th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
I agree with you DEE-DEE..it seems to me that thing 2 was one of the biggest trouble makers in the house along with her sister and sinceer..and now everyone wants to feel sorry for her because her so called friend stabbed her in the back..what goes around comes around..I didn’t feel sorry that he eliminated her at all…but I think her brought her back because he wanted to intimidate sinceer…but, we all know flav loves white chicks..so I think he is going to pick black just because she’s white…not prejudice at all, but that is what it seems like to me..sinceer is one ugly as@ chick..and her laugh makes her even uglier..ewwwww..go home already big head
May 5th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
I find it very hard to believe that Flav would bring back Thing 2, and let Seezinz go. What the hell was he thinking, you have an attractive, intelligent woman, who probably would have been the LOVE that he proclaims to be seeking, you know this is TV people. To add insult to injury, you have Sincere, who is an unattractive drama queen, backstabbing drunk that should have been let go after the incident at the ice rink. But “no”, she is still in the running of becoming the new Ms. FlavorFlav, I guess it’s true when the say most men don’t know when they have a good thing until it’s gone. I hope he doesn’t choose Sincere, if you want a loud mouth, untrustworthy skeezer then she is your girl, and we can look forward to more of women making fools of themselves on nationwide television.
May 5th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
That’s so wrong she is the realitist one there and you just lost a real woman….. She better off anyway because Flavor don’t want to settle just keep this show and by the way there will be a Season 4, Bet money on that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 5th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
I agree with “”me”",,,this show is getting ti be real old. he done brought back that yuk mouth twin,,and black is trying to act tough.
enough is enough,,this is so corney…if thats the case he should bring miamee back..i sure as hel-, wont be watching it anymore,,i cant stand that twins voice,,now she is trying to act like newyork,,but at least newyork,,changed her hair styles. this thing came back on the show with that same wig on,,looking helpless. Seezens was so glad to leave she couldnt stop smiling,,flav your a looser.
May 5th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
I was very disappointed that he let thing2 go .After i thought about it he must want a flavor of love4 because he it’s looking for real love after all just a show. He kept all the bottom of the barrel on his show . He believed all that mess about miami .so he believe all the bottom of the barrel over real people.
May 5th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
flav what wre u thinking senden thing 2 home .u no she was real! i am so happy u brouhgt her back.uknow just like i no u NEED TO SEND THAT ROCK{sinceer} home.why did u not send black home i don’t think she is the one for u! if u ask me she is just there for the tv.i hopeflav picks thing 2 well good luck.!!!!!!!
May 5th, 2008 at 12:33 pm
Maybe it was just thing 2s time to go,but something tells me she’ll be back!! I really hope flav doesn’t pick HEAD(Sinceer)
May 5th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
Flav was wrong for getting rid of Thing 2. That’s the only girl in the house that was really there for him. I hope his next choice for the chopping block in the Klingon (Sinceer). She’s a ugly hater!!!!! The other two Black and Seesinz are the cutest.
May 5th, 2008 at 11:55 am
He sent seezinz home and brought thing 2 back….
May 5th, 2008 at 11:37 am
I’m watching the show right now..and sinceer is up to her childish ways again..and black is starting to become a taddel tale..I just want this show to be over..I’d rather watch I love Ny over this stupid show anyday..Flav needs to grow up and start listening to his own instincts.
May 5th, 2008 at 11:27 am
The Things daddy is fine, dam. What happened to them, I guess they get it from their mama. Thing 1&2 should have left sooner than that. The way they treated Seeinz was wrong, putting their nasty (() feet in her bed. Now the fat twin know she gave head to big boy a month ago, look at the twins teeth and mouth, hell they been suckin things all their lives. She was dependent on Sinceer and her sister. Watch out Sinceer pay back is a b” man. I hope BLACK wins!
May 5th, 2008 at 5:02 am
Man for her to say if she wasnt picked she would go and chop his !#!+ off?
well im thinking thang 2 should have choped her !#!+ off! adn i lost respect for flave man those other girls are cool but are they there for the money? i think so!
i wouldnt be able to suck face with that! man!!! thang2 two had it all and he jsut had to listen to that caca roach enstead? he’s VeRy smart. couldnt even hear thang 2 out and really see what was going on. thang2 i hope you find the FINEST *#$ MUTHER ^))^ ER WITH THE DONKY !#!+ and make you happy!!
please you can do better !!! i dont care if he had the money you will do better! your a beautiful person and he just ant worth it !!
May 5th, 2008 at 4:45 am
DAMMMMM FLAVE LOOKED JUST LIKE MOMMA!! ( BLAAH)
THIANG 2 SHOULD HAVE KICK THAT BEOCHES )&# SSSS SHAVE THAT NASTY BARLY THERE HAIR OFF AND CUT HER UP LIKE A FISH!! SHE SHURE DID HER WRONG THO BUT YOU KNOW WHAT ? IT IS GOING TO CATCH UP TO HER AND SHE WILL GET HERS I MEAN COME ON SHES UGLY NO MATTER WHAT SHE HAS A BAD ATTITUDE AND SHE WAS TALKING CRAP ABOUT FLAVE SHOPPING HIS SLANG OFF AT THE END OF THE NOITE?? SHE HAS ISSUES IF THEY WERE GOOD FRIENDS, THEY SHOULD HAVE BBEN COOL WITH EACH OTHER NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENDS. THANG 2 YOU WILL FIND SOMEONE ELSE BETTER!! I THINK FLAVE IS STUPED FOR LETTING HER GO. SHE WAS THE BEST ONE FOR HIM . DAM. NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, HE HAS TWO VERY PRETTY GIRLS AND ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE A MAN. IS THAT ALL??
May 5th, 2008 at 3:37 am
I almost stop watching after this episode because how do you keep a person that will backstab their own friend. If they do it to them they’ll do it to you. I also fellt thing 2 and Flav’s feelings for each other are real so I’m going to watch one more time anticipating a surprise. Seezins is a trip with her fake kissing behind. She heard someone call and threaten Flav and his house and didn’t even tell. That’s the type of stuff a real person tells. Black is cool but I don’t think she really wants Flav and I don’t think thats the real reason her family didn’t come. Flav I know you’re not going to be a fool for the third tiime. 3 strikes you’re out.