The Hills Poem-cap: Just How Loyal Are You?



Every week we re-cap Monday night’s Hills episodes with a series of haiku poems about the shows. Short skirts, shorter poems – Audrina approved! Add your own masterpieces in the comments section below, after you glance at the glorious girl party on the cover of the latest issue of Rolling Stone. Think they hated having to be in the same room?

Haiku #1
Oh Stephanie Pratt
We’d be so loyal to you
If not for your bangs.

Haiku #2
Lots of stares but no
sexual tension. Dinner
was a dumb idea.

Haiku #3
We like it when Lo
does weird things with her fingers.
Comic relief, yo!

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  1. Jean says:

    Audrina never
    learns. Wide eyes and vapid words.
    Justin-Bobby, ew.

  2. mark says:

    i think that they are all cute i wish i knew them cuz they are so sexy and when they cry i will be there and there and they can cry on me cuz i am nice like that

  3. Mz.Kenniboo08 and Keaunie K-Angel Brown says:

    Maybe if all celebrities were virgins then the press would have nothing to talk about
    You’re giving the press a
    ok kids no class today go outside and play

  4. LaTaura V. Stokes and her husband Willie says:

    I beleive that the people who make these shows are bull****

  5. jessica says:

    they are great, the clothes, the hair and the smile. i signed in the site and some men were talking about them and said they are attractive.

  6. johnny fabulous says:

    haiku #2
    isn’t really a haiku
    but look, this one is

  7. BritneyROCKED... says:

    excellent rs cover for them…

  8. mams says:

    OMg Lo is suck a B****! I hate her! Ausrina and Lauren should stick together and kick Lo out! And as for Stephanie she’s getting to me. I really like her!

  9. nadine lombardi says:

    i love u lauren an audrina but that heidi slut slut she is such a (!##_+_`)##%$`$@ ing phony shes wishs she was like lauren u just go on wit u clothing line i think your a fabulous person wit a LOT of CLASS an hidi is `&$^%@)~`&^$#(~$ on my shoe she cant sing she would have to pay playboy to get one shot but u an audrinawill go far cause u girls are for REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hidi u just suck