The Hills Poem-cap: Just How Loyal Are You?



Every week we re-cap Monday night’s Hills episodes with a series of haiku poems about the shows. Short skirts, shorter poems – Audrina approved! Add your own masterpieces in the comments section below, after you glance at the glorious girl party on the cover of the latest issue of Rolling Stone. Think they hated having to be in the same room?

Haiku #1
Oh Stephanie Pratt
We’d be so loyal to you
If not for your bangs.

Haiku #2
Lots of stares but no
sexual tension. Dinner
was a dumb idea.

Haiku #3
We like it when Lo
does weird things with her fingers.
Comic relief, yo!

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