The Hills Poem-cap: Just How Loyal Are You?
Every week we re-cap Monday night’s Hills episodes with a series of haiku poems about the shows. Short skirts, shorter poems - Audrina approved! Add your own masterpieces in the comments section below, after you glance at the glorious girl party on the cover of the latest issue of Rolling Stone. Think they hated having to be in the same room?
Haiku #1
Oh Stephanie Pratt
We’d be so loyal to you
If not for your bangs.
Haiku #2
Lots of stares but no
sexual tension. Dinner
was a dumb idea.
Haiku #3
We like it when Lo
does weird things with her fingers.
Comic relief, yo!
April 29th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Audrina never
learns. Wide eyes and vapid words.
Justin-Bobby, ew.
April 29th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
i think that they are all cute i wish i knew them cuz they are so sexy and when they cry i will be there and there and they can cry on me cuz i am nice like that
April 29th, 2008 at 8:29 pm
Maybe if all celebrities were virgins then the press would have nothing to talk about
sex
drugs
stress
You’re giving the press a
FIELD DAY!
ok kids no class today go outside and play
April 29th, 2008 at 8:32 pm
I beleive that the people who make these shows are bull****
April 29th, 2008 at 9:00 pm
they are great, the clothes, the hair and the smile. i signed in the site ~~blackcentury.com~~ and some men were talking about them and said they are attractive.
April 29th, 2008 at 10:00 pm
haiku #2
isn’t really a haiku
but look, this one is
April 29th, 2008 at 10:26 pm
excellent rs cover for them…
May 15th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
listen to this it is all so bullshit
you should all be friends
And let fights end
your all pretty girls
so lets bring peace
to world and be friends
like everyone else can
June 13th, 2008 at 10:56 pm
OMg Lo is suck a B****! I hate her! Ausrina and Lauren should stick together and kick Lo out! And as for Stephanie she’s getting to me. I really like her!