Beyonce’s Baby On Its Way!
Holy crap everyone! A blog, Hollyscoop, has “learned exclusively through multiple sources that Beyonce is expecting.” OMG!!! This completely anonymous source assures the world that B is in her early stages and that everyone at their wedding knew the good news, however she won’t reveal it for a while because ya know, they’re super private. Except, of course, when it comes to talking to this anonymous source, natch, who also alleged that they had a shotgun wedding due to the pregnancy.
Wow! Guess what? I have an exclusive anonymous source (my cat) who can reveal that Britney Spears is going to be the democratic nominee for President and that Paris Hilton has gotten rid of her Bentleys and plans to ride horses around Beverly Hills in order to stop pollution! Oh, they’ve also give me an exclusive pic of Beyonce and Jay-Z’s yet to be born baby decked out in Dereon (see above)! Anonymous sources are like super heroes, ya’ll. Totally amazing and 100% fake!
May 1st, 2008 at 8:07 pm
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May 1st, 2008 at 8:12 pm
wat the ##%% is this do dis mean that she havin a baby or what,or whaaaaaaaaat?
May 1st, 2008 at 8:31 pm
NICE BABY BUT ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE IT AGIN
May 1st, 2008 at 9:19 pm
well i think they got married cuz she was pregnant i think jay was going to marry her anyway by her being pregnant they just boosted it up a little and besides she did’nt want to be like her sista unwed with a baby well beyonce baby wake up this is the 21st century i have a daughter and iam not married beyonce just do ya thang gurl congrats to you and jay
May 2nd, 2008 at 12:04 am
Please Beyonce’ i’m begging you don’t let it be so, you do not need to have a baby right now, you just don’t know how many young women look up and admire you for who you are and what you have accomplished. why in the world did you marry that @sshole Jay-Z he does not deserve you you, u can do so much better than that loser. We all saw the video when he was in Africa and an African woman took a picture of him and he slapped her and pushed her around. He ain’t S.H.I.T. AND HE IS NOT THE ONE FOR YOU. and I think his music is wack a he can’t rap, my granny can do better than that.
May 2nd, 2008 at 12:41 am
is it true that u are going to have a baby b? i love and admire there is no one like u. i also love your music
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May 2nd, 2008 at 3:14 am
There is no way she is going to have a baby now or maybe even ever she is to stock on herself sorry people shes now.
May 2nd, 2008 at 3:25 am
if its true, CONGRATS! When he or she comes there going to be perfect. Caused look at her mom and dad, could’nt get no perfected. ITS GOING TO BE THE NUMBER ONE TOP CELEB BABY OF THE LIFE TIME!
May 2nd, 2008 at 8:27 am
Does anyone here know the meaning of sarcasm? Read the blog story again. . slowly. Especially the SECOND PARAGRAPH.
May 2nd, 2008 at 8:35 am
beyonce this is so cool i wish you the best of luck with you baby../…..
May 2nd, 2008 at 10:20 am
THATSSSS TORRIFIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY YAY YAY
May 2nd, 2008 at 10:42 am
beyonce a ho,she suck jay z 24/7
May 2nd, 2008 at 12:22 pm
Beyonce gurl i’m your biggest fan and I am so happy for you and jay-z your the best couple that I wanted to get merry and my wish came true! So hey all eye’s on me ya digg
May 2nd, 2008 at 3:10 pm
i’m sorry
May 5th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
beyonce is the bomb!
May 20th, 2008 at 10:21 am
IM HAPPY FOR JAY-BEYONCE FOR DOING WHAT THEY FEEL WAS RIGHT DO THANG I CANT HATE BECAUSE I DONT KNOW U ONLY WATCHING U ON TV I HOPE EVERYTHING GOES WELL WITH U AND YOUR NEW LIFE KEEP YOUR HAED UP AND PEOPLE OUT THIS COME FROM A REAL ^*` CHICK FROM MIAMI 305 MS.SMOOTH
June 27th, 2008 at 1:51 pm
that baby picture is so cute up there you better hope thats what she realy look like and also i am a big fan of beyonce’ and me and my whole shcool think jay-z cant rap at all sorry but its true
July 4th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
you b*tch you got some nerve marrying him after all you done for me after all the love you put in your songs for me your a funny girl i want you to think about what you done for along time in since god im talking forever u know what a big mistake u made in dont think this is somebody else writing this they cant be baddd like this only i can spirts i tell ya
July 23rd, 2008 at 1:42 am
I think its good beyonce is pregnant, that way it can be done with. i honestly dont think she needs to wait until she turns 40 to have a baby. besidesshes with jz because she loves jz, she has her own money(for those who thinks she with him because of that).I thought she was pregnant one time before all of this. is it true that he already has a child that hes been hiding? you broke up with him about 3 times and for what reasons( only ashamed). live your life if you want a baby fine,if your married fine. no one has to live wiyh that situation, only you. tell your fans to hold off you are only HUMAN. they have no choice but to except it. i have
November 30th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
no, way beyonce is way to sexy to be married to jz and having a baby with him thats just crazy i think shes just a stupid ~_~%#(&@^!~$)!$~^ like her sister no i just kiddin but she is stupid to be with jzs rocky looking self she could get a mutch cuter guy than him he is just uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggglllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy…………………………………………………….and i mean that i feel bad for there baby cause its going to have an very very very very very very ugly ugly ugly ugly dad i hope that kid doesnt look like jz cause if it does its going to be a very very very ugly baby…………………….
December 4th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
this baby is so cute…………………
February 21st, 2009 at 1:38 pm
is that your baby because she looks like u
March 10th, 2009 at 7:53 pm
that is so great i hope she will have a wonderful time withher new child, and i mean that for the both of them.
May 23rd, 2009 at 12:16 pm
awwwwwwwwwww is dat beyonce’s baby she is so adorabel
June 30th, 2009 at 11:29 am
that will be a cute baby