Holy crap everyone! A blog, Hollyscoop, has “learned exclusively through multiple sources that Beyonce is expecting.” OMG!!! This completely anonymous source assures the world that B is in her early stages and that everyone at their wedding knew the good news, however she won’t reveal it for a while because ya know, they’re super private. Except, of course, when it comes to talking to this anonymous source, natch, who also alleged that they had a shotgun wedding due to the pregnancy.
Wow! Guess what? I have an exclusive anonymous source (my cat) who can reveal that Britney Spears is going to be the democratic nominee for President and that Paris Hilton has gotten rid of her Bentleys and plans to ride horses around Beverly Hills in order to stop pollution! Oh, they’ve also give me an exclusive pic of Beyonce and Jay-Z‘s yet to be born baby decked out in Dereon (see above)! Anonymous sources are like super heroes, ya’ll. Totally amazing and 100% fake!
47 responses to to Beyonce’s Baby On Its Way!
wat the ##%% is this do dis mean that she havin a baby or what,or whaaaaaaaaat?
NICE BABY BUT ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE IT AGIN
well i think they got married cuz she was pregnant i think jay was going to marry her anyway by her being pregnant they just boosted it up a little and besides she did’nt want to be like her sista unwed with a baby well beyonce baby wake up this is the 21st century i have a daughter and iam not married beyonce just do ya thang gurl congrats to you and jay
Please Beyonce’ i’m begging you don’t let it be so, you do not need to have a baby right now, you just don’t know how many young women look up and admire you for who you are and what you have accomplished. why in the world did you marry that @sshole Jay-Z he does not deserve you you, u can do so much better than that loser. We all saw the video when he was in Africa and an African woman took a picture of him and he slapped her and pushed her around. He ain’t S.H.I.T. AND HE IS NOT THE ONE FOR YOU. and I think his music is wack a he can’t rap, my granny can do better than that.
is it true that u are going to have a baby b? i love and admire there is no one like u. i also love your music
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There is no way she is going to have a baby now or maybe even ever she is to stock on herself sorry people shes now.
if its true, CONGRATS! When he or she comes there going to be perfect. Caused look at her mom and dad, could’nt get no perfected. ITS GOING TO BE THE NUMBER ONE TOP CELEB BABY OF THE LIFE TIME!
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beyonce this is so cool i wish you the best of luck with you baby../…..
THATSSSS TORRIFIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY YAY YAY
beyonce a ho,she suck jay z 24/7
Beyonce gurl i’m your biggest fan and I am so happy for you and jay-z your the best couple that I wanted to get merry and my wish came true! So hey all eye’s on me ya digg
i’m sorry
beyonce is the bomb!
IM HAPPY FOR JAY-BEYONCE FOR DOING WHAT THEY FEEL WAS RIGHT DO THANG I CANT HATE BECAUSE I DONT KNOW U ONLY WATCHING U ON TV I HOPE EVERYTHING GOES WELL WITH U AND YOUR NEW LIFE KEEP YOUR HAED UP AND PEOPLE OUT THIS COME FROM A REAL ^*` CHICK FROM MIAMI 305 MS.SMOOTH
that baby picture is so cute up there you better hope thats what she realy look like and also i am a big fan of beyonce’ and me and my whole shcool think jay-z cant rap at all sorry but its true
you b*tch you got some nerve marrying him after all you done for me after all the love you put in your songs for me your a funny girl i want you to think about what you done for along time in since god im talking forever u know what a big mistake u made in dont think this is somebody else writing this they cant be baddd like this only i can spirts i tell ya
I think its good beyonce is pregnant, that way it can be done with. i honestly dont think she needs to wait until she turns 40 to have a baby. besidesshes with jz because she loves jz, she has her own money(for those who thinks she with him because of that).I thought she was pregnant one time before all of this. is it true that he already has a child that hes been hiding? you broke up with him about 3 times and for what reasons( only ashamed). live your life if you want a baby fine,if your married fine. no one has to live wiyh that situation, only you. tell your fans to hold off you are only HUMAN. they have no choice but to except it. i have
no, way beyonce is way to sexy to be married to jz and having a baby with him thats just crazy i think shes just a stupid ~_~%#(&@^!~$)!$~^ like her sister no i just kiddin but she is stupid to be with jzs rocky looking self she could get a mutch cuter guy than him he is just uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggglllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy…………………………………………………….and i mean that i feel bad for there baby cause its going to have an very very very very very very ugly ugly ugly ugly dad i hope that kid doesnt look like jz cause if it does its going to be a very very very ugly baby…………………….
this baby is so cute…………………
is that your baby because she looks like u
that is so great i hope she will have a wonderful time withher new child, and i mean that for the both of them.
awwwwwwwwwww is dat beyonce’s baby she is so adorabel
that will be a cute baby
HEY MISS B LIKE SOME OF YOUR SONGS HEY BUT MY B-DAY IS AND 6 MOUTH I;M AND BAKERSFEILD C.A
OMG…….BEYONCE BABY IS SOOOOOO PRETTY. GO HEAD GURL.
is it really true you have a baby hit me up tell me something i want to know …. & if u do is it true that the baby daddy isn’t Jay & dude that is the father ain’t paying child support if all dis ain’t true don’t be made at me be made at internet & TMZ !!!!!!!!!
WHO IS THAT
Ur BABY LOOKS LIKE AN ANGEL SHES SO CUTE JUST LIKE U AND THOSE THINGS ON HER JUST MAKE HER LOOK MORE LIKE U!!!!!!
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Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww your baby is sooooooooooo cute!!!
hey the baby it kinda looks like jay-z and beyonce that was my sister umm the baby is cute
YOUR BABY IS SO CUTE I WISH I CAN HOLD HER
cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i love that pic
omg u have a baby beyonce omg congratz love ur music
have fun if this is true
aww so flipping cute?
that is so cute
Beyonce, lemme tell u something. u r beautiiful and talented. dont let these people tell u what u should do. its ur life so u run it! u married jay z cuz u wanted to. and u had a baby cuz u wanted to. dont let ur fans talk u into stuff u dont wanna do. idk if ur alluminati or not cuz……. but its watever. blue ivu is SUPER CUTE!!! :) ur my role model and i love u !!
is this her real baby ?
47 responses to to Beyonce’s Baby On Its Way!