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Beyonce’s Baby On Its Way!

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Holy crap everyone! A blog, Hollyscoop, has “learned exclusively through multiple sources that Beyonce is expecting.” OMG!!! This completely anonymous source assures the world that B is in her early stages and that everyone at their wedding knew the good news, however she won’t reveal it for a while because ya know, they’re super private. Except, of course, when it comes to talking to this anonymous source, natch, who also alleged that they had a shotgun wedding due to the pregnancy.

Wow! Guess what? I have an exclusive anonymous source (my cat) who can reveal that Britney Spears is going to be the democratic nominee for President and that Paris Hilton has gotten rid of her Bentleys and plans to ride horses around Beverly Hills in order to stop pollution! Oh, they’ve also give me an exclusive pic of Beyonce and Jay-Z’s yet to be born baby decked out in Dereon (see above)! Anonymous sources are like super heroes, ya’ll. Totally amazing and 100% fake!


Tags: BeyonceJay-Z

This entry was posted on Thursday, May 1st, 2008 at 5:18 pm

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19 Responses to “Beyonce’s Baby On Its Way!”

  1. Beyonce is Pregnant Roundup Says:

    [...] VH-1 posts the story with a picture of a baby wearing lots of blog. No stereo types here. [...]

  2. jazzy boo Says:

    wat the ##%% is this do dis mean that she havin a baby or what,or whaaaaaaaaat?

  3. DREA Says:

    NICE BABY BUT ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE IT AGIN

  4. angie Says:

    well i think they got married cuz she was pregnant i think jay was going to marry her anyway by her being pregnant they just boosted it up a little and besides she did’nt want to be like her sista unwed with a baby well beyonce baby wake up this is the 21st century i have a daughter and iam not married beyonce just do ya thang gurl congrats to you and jay

  5. bring_it Says:

    Please Beyonce’ i’m begging you don’t let it be so, you do not need to have a baby right now, you just don’t know how many young women look up and admire you for who you are and what you have accomplished. why in the world did you marry that @sshole Jay-Z he does not deserve you you, u can do so much better than that loser. We all saw the video when he was in Africa and an African woman took a picture of him and he slapped her and pushed her around. He ain’t S.H.I.T. AND HE IS NOT THE ONE FOR YOU. and I think his music is wack a he can’t rap, my granny can do better than that.

  6. sexylady82 Says:

    is it true that u are going to have a baby b? i love and admire there is no one like u. i also love your music

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  8. nickio Says:

    There is no way she is going to have a baby now or maybe even ever she is to stock on herself sorry people shes now.

  9. Tray Says:

    if its true, CONGRATS! When he or she comes there going to be perfect. Caused look at her mom and dad, could’nt get no perfected. ITS GOING TO BE THE NUMBER ONE TOP CELEB BABY OF THE LIFE TIME!

  10. stupid Says:

    Does anyone here know the meaning of sarcasm? Read the blog story again. . slowly. Especially the SECOND PARAGRAPH.

  11. shaquila Says:

    beyonce this is so cool i wish you the best of luck with you baby../…..

  12. brittany Says:

    THATSSSS TORRIFIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY YAY YAY

  13. calvin Says:

    beyonce a ho,she suck jay z 24/7

  14. shanice-aka-lildames Says:

    Beyonce gurl i’m your biggest fan and I am so happy for you and jay-z your the best couple that I wanted to get merry and my wish came true! So hey all eye’s on me ya digg

  15. maridalis medina Says:

    i’m sorry

  16. jessica Says:

    beyonce is the bomb!

  17. smooth Says:

    IM HAPPY FOR JAY-BEYONCE FOR DOING WHAT THEY FEEL WAS RIGHT DO THANG I CANT HATE BECAUSE I DONT KNOW U ONLY WATCHING U ON TV I HOPE EVERYTHING GOES WELL WITH U AND YOUR NEW LIFE KEEP YOUR HAED UP AND PEOPLE OUT THIS COME FROM A REAL ^*` CHICK FROM MIAMI 305 MS.SMOOTH

  18. kiya Says:

    that baby picture is so cute up there you better hope thats what she realy look like and also i am a big fan of beyonce’ and me and my whole shcool think jay-z cant rap at all sorry but its true

  19. Shawn worley Says:

    you b*tch you got some nerve marrying him after all you done for me after all the love you put in your songs for me your a funny girl i want you to think about what you done for along time in since god im talking forever u know what a big mistake u made in dont think this is somebody else writing this they cant be baddd like this only i can spirts i tell ya