Earlier today we told you about La Lohan’s latest career move, but it turns out the rehabbed starlet is doing more to expand the Lohan brand: the constantly legging’d actress is designing her own line of leggings. “I’m doing my own leggings line! But it’s a secret. It will be a while before it comes out, but I’m going to do it. I love leggings,” Lohan reportedly said at a party at her home.

While we agree leggings are a good bet for Linz, why stop there? Here are a few more products Lindsay could shill that are close to her heart.

LiLo Tan-n-Go — For the girl on the go, you have to show up everywhere looking orange, but who has the time between rehab and arrests? With this handy spray bottle, you’ve got time to tan before the cop reaches your car after pulling you over!

Camouflage Vodka — Did your recent rehab sob story land you on the cover of every magazine from here to Italian Vogue, proclaiming sobriety? That career resurrection not going so well and you need a drink? Hit the clubs with this trusty water bottle, and no one will be the wiser. Looks like Poland, tastes like regret.

Scowl Training — A foundering career, parents who should be committed, a drug problem and a little sister who looks like she’s heading down the same path you’re on: that’s a lot for a girl to handle. But how do you let the paparazzi know how you’re feeling? Simple: Scowl.

Coke Pants – When you’re caught driving around high out of your mind, you need an additional set of pants to support your “Those aren’t my pants” excuse to the cops.

Lesbian Companionship — When you’re burning emotional bridges left and right, it’s best to have that one friend who’ll always stick by you. Rumors of a sexual relationship have buzzed around Lindsay and Samantha since they first started hanging out, but as yet, no confirmation of a relationship. Nothing says “edgy” like lesbian-DJ-hipster-BFF.


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