Flavor of Love 3 Brief-Cap - Our Top 10 Moments of the Clips Show
If you missed this week’s special episode of Flavor of Love 3, have no fear: you know VH1 is going to play it and play it and play it this week till you can recite it in your sleep. But just in case you miss it entirely, below are our Top 10 favorite things we learned in the episode (which was brimming with previously unseen footage), starting with…
10. This:
OK, we admit, we already knew that crack is wack (a certain someone’s rap sheet alone could have told us all we needed to know). This, then, is a case of something being funny because it’s a) true and b) written on a butt.
9. Shy is a spaz.
OK, so I guess this is another thing we already knew.
8. But seriously, Shy is a spuh-azzzz!
This is one of those things that you can never learn enough. If given the choice, in five years, I’d still be enrolled in Shy Mastery C2 and focusing on differentiating between minor spastic subtleties.
7. Prancer is as graceful as a gazelle.
But with none of the nasty zoo sink. Perfect woman, y/y?
(Also big ups to Bee-Ex, for comparing the ever-skating Prancer to Tootie on The Facts of Life. Bee-Ex has never met a person that she couldn’t apply some pop-culture comparison to. FACT.)
6. Weave protection is crucial.
Myammee broke down how she protected her hair from the treachery of the water park in three easy steps:
Step 1: Wrap your head with plastic wrap.
Step 2: Take a swim cap an cover your head from the back.
Step 3: Take another swim cap and cover from the front.
Annnd…
Voila!
Of course, keep in mind that by the time you finish doing this, the sun will have already gone down, so you won’t want to go swimming, anyway. Also, feel free to throw in any Styrofoam packing peanuts. They can only help with preserving your sexy. Finally, if you do swim, be careful that your head doesn’t sink to the bottom of the pool. It may, given all the extra weight.
5 . There’s nothing more satisfying than a nice pat on the weave.
Beyoncé, eat your heart out!
4. Hotlanta befriended a praying mantis.
…But you know he still talked mad smack about her behind her back.
3. Hotlanta also discovered over a dozen boxes of douche someone had packed.
She seemed to be grossed out by this, but frankly, I find it reassuring that someone actually cared about hygiene that much.
2. Big Rick can dance!
The best thing about this is that it seems to be caught on the hidden-ish camera in Flav’s room — Big Rick could have easily forgotten that he was being taped since there weren’t any cameras in his face. If so, and he was just hanging out and dancing in Flav’s room for merely the fun of it: HA! Please tell me that as the night went on, they braided each other’s hair, told ghost stories and toasted marshmallows in Flav’s Easy Bake.
1. That said, Flav can dance better.
These are the basic moves to a dance he likes to call “the DooDoo.” But the thing that makes the dance is the face you must make when you do (or doodoo) it:
That’s Flav for you, high brow as always!
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July 2nd, 2008 at 8:32 pm
i like the big rick dance
June 27th, 2008 at 6:07 pm
This is a shame omg they waz stright wildin on this show…Ya digg now the crack iz wack picture thats gross cuz thats on her behind but they not lyin Whitteny Huston said and she waz telling the turth…lol…Now on the other Hand shy krazy %~`^)&&!`)(+(*$ needs soem serious and not only with her self but with her breath to…now meme gurl i would have covered up my weave to with all them things..lol
June 1st, 2008 at 3:38 pm
I love Prancer’s booty, there’s nothing wack bout her rear, my dear, i lovin it
May 21st, 2008 at 9:09 pm
Peechee! That’s terrible! You guys deserve to be there more than anybody else, you guys worked so hard! Rayna won’t be there, either? She made some controversy…I hate the producers. Peechee, I love you, I wish you could be there! The reunion is completely ruined…
May 18th, 2008 at 8:31 pm
man falav u to ugly who would want to kiss your but it would not be me and shy u just crazy and got a nasty old moldy breath thats why flav sent your #($ home all u had to do was just brush your teeth everyday and u could of been in the house longer and wat the hack is going in your head u bouncing everywhere making a seen. and miama wat the hell is the weave about u got to do all that with that weave damn i think thats hard to do cause when the first time u had the challenge u did not wear one and u started crying like a punk over some weave if that thing was 100000 dollars i wouldq be crying over that but like weave thats in your hair that stuff might come to 10 bucks thats so cheap dont u got to pay that man 1000 before he kick your #($ prancer wat the hell is with them damn rolers i now u be roling for your daddy and wat the hell u roled down to go get your clock for elimation wat the hack is that about and hotlanta u out of your mind why wold u talk all that smack and get your but home fro saying that and the twins dont pat your weave cause its very extermely cheap it could fall the hell out.
May 17th, 2008 at 11:15 pm
The internet winners were treated wrong from the get-go. I think that the things that have happened to them are just ugly.
May 15th, 2008 at 8:12 pm
Flavor of Love internet winners are banned from the reunion show and not allowed on premises!
VH1 and 51 minds are not having the internet winners back on the reunion originally for “lack of room on the stage”. Not only that, we are not even allowed on the premises. They lied in the contract “for reasons [they] won’t disclose.” They called us a few weeks ago to make sure we cleared our schedules for filming. I turned down a $200 job so I could attend the reunion as I was asked to do by 51 minds staff.
After leaving three messages with 51 minds over the course of several days, I called again and asked for a random person there. I was then told that someone had dropped the ball and had forgotten to call us 5 girls and tell us we weren’t going to be on the reunion show. This was on Monday and the filming is Friday. Not only did they lie (I was told that if we were in the house, we would be at the reunion), I lost money from their neglect.
I asked if I could come and see the girls as I am local. to be honest, I was more interested in seeing everyone again than being on TV. They gave me a tentative yes, and then today, less than 24 hours before filming, I called them and was told I wasn’t allowed to be there and would not be let onto the premises if I showed up. If I hadn’t called them today, they would have turned me away at the door tomorrow.
The 5 internet winners were just as much a part of the show as the girls sent home the next night. You don’t exclude students from a high school reunion; why ban us from the show? We put ourselves out there and worked harder than the other actresses to get there.
I kept quiet about the producers telling me the internet site was just for marketing and the winners would go home the first night. 51 Minds/VH1 preferred the girls they had cast into the show because they had the season planned out. Many fans of the show felt like their opinion meant nothing to Flav and VH1. I defended Flav and ended up screwed over by the team. I was messaged by Flav the other night and he has no idea the 5 of us won’t be there. In fact, his calls weren’t being returned and he was being given the runaround.
He is the star of the show!
I am angry and hurt and worst of all, it proves that they don’t care about you as the viewer/voter. One of the producers told me before the night before we filmed that the internet winners were going home and we were only there for marketing purposes. We aren’t considered part of the show even though we took as much grief as anyone else there.
How do you feel about that?
I think that the producers didn’t have the ratings they thought they would for this season and are being cheap. They are saving a few grand by not including us 5 girls. One girl (who lasted a few eliminations) had 3 layovers of a couple hours so her flight into LA was cheaper.
Bottom Line: Every VH1 internet voting site is a sham? What about the Pickup Artists? Will they be treated the same way? The highest up people made this decision; not Flav and not the girls.
May 15th, 2008 at 11:52 am
SINCEER IS TOTALLY THE BACK STABBER OF THE SHOW BECAUSE THING2 WAS HER FRIEND, BUT AT THE SAME TIME HOW FRIENDS GOING TO BE AFTER THE SAME MAN????? BUT SINCEER WAS WRONG AND SHE NEEDS TO STOP BEING SO FAKING!!!!!!! HE SHOULD HAVE KEPT SEEZINS AND LET SINCEER GO BECAUSE SHE LOVES DRAMA,BUT I GUESS FLAV LOVES WHEN HIS GIRLS FIGHT FOR HIS RIGHTS,LOL!!!!!