Ashlee & Pete Prep for Boring Emo Wedding
- Eye liner? Check.
- Hair straightener? Check.
- White Doc Martens? Check.
- Black skinny tux with skinny tie? Check.
- Loony divorced big sister/maid of honor/drunkest person at the reception? CHECK!
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are getting married this weekend, and no one cares! The pair are going to great lengths to keep the affair “top secret,” but they could get married in my apartment and I wouldn’t freak out and go. Their lovey-dovey emo shtick is getting very, very old, so we wish them the best in their marriage, which will hopefully be way more successful than Ashlee’s music career. [Us]
May 13th, 2008 at 10:34 am
Damn hot!!she even uploaded her sexy videos on a celebrity and m illionaire da ting si te named ‘ SearchingM illionaire**4 com’ …does she want to hook up with hot guys or rich daddy? LOL
May 13th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
well deserved, but ouch none-the-less.
May 13th, 2008 at 10:09 pm
hi flay you are so funny
May 15th, 2008 at 9:03 am
i hate ashlee but love pete wentz
May 15th, 2008 at 6:31 pm
I hate Ashlee Simpson,who the cares if she is getting married.
its going to fail like her sisters marriage.
May 17th, 2008 at 4:54 pm
That’s just a cruel thing to say. You may not be trying to get in but with recent interest in her sister and her “supposed” jealousy i can understand the precautions and I’m pretty sure it’s their day so who cares if they if they were black and emo it up.
May 19th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
She’s a useless hooker who is clearly pregnant and quite frankly she’s a no talent wanna be alternative tramp. I don’t understand why anyone gives a crap about her. Plus since her surgery she’s uglier than before. I hope this coverup pregnancy is exposed to show her as the hooker she is.
May 20th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
admmy, you’re such a liar. Ashlee is very happy with her guy. Aren’t you the same idiot who keeps claiming that all these celebritys are on a dating website??? You fool!!!!
October 22nd, 2008 at 1:06 am
Hi, Look at the photos of my new emo hair
on http://tinyurl.com/5bts22
May 2nd, 2009 at 10:33 pm
ok wtf do u mean emo hes no emo ok if u called him emo i call i posers and hes a poser 2 hes no emo 2 ~+`@$)#((%~%!@*& off
May 2nd, 2009 at 10:38 pm
i hate that u call that emo lik come on &@+)*@`#$@^(~$&% u hes not emo u &@+)*@`#$@^(~$&% s
May 2nd, 2009 at 10:38 pm
i hate that u call that emo lik come on *~^$_*+$_+~$!$(^ u hes not emo u *~^$_*+$_+~$!$(^ s
May 2nd, 2009 at 10:39 pm
omg jocelyn so right hes so not %$~#+&@+$&&~&+_& ing emo u poser
June 22nd, 2009 at 9:11 am
LOVE IT!! me and my bf r going for tha same look, with the chuck taylors…YAY