Ashlee & Pete Prep for Boring Emo Wedding

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  • Eye liner? Check.
  • Hair straightener? Check.
  • White Doc Martens? Check.
  • Black skinny tux with skinny tie? Check.
  • Loony divorced big sister/maid of honor/drunkest person at the reception? CHECK!

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are getting married this weekend, and no one cares! The pair are going to great lengths to keep the affair “top secret,” but they could get married in my apartment and I wouldn’t freak out and go. Their lovey-dovey emo shtick is getting very, very old, so we wish them the best in their marriage, which will hopefully be way more successful than Ashlee’s music career. [Us]

This entry was posted on Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 at 9:56 am

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21 responses to to Ashlee & Pete Prep for Boring Emo Wedding

admmy May 13, 2008 at 10:34 am

Damn hot!!she even uploaded her sexy videos on a celebrity and m illionaire da ting si te named ‘ SearchingM illionaire**4 com’ …does she want to hook up with hot guys or rich daddy? LOL

roxy May 13, 2008 at 2:19 pm

well deserved, but ouch none-the-less.

quinshae May 13, 2008 at 10:09 pm

hi flay you are so funny

ur mom May 15, 2008 at 9:03 am

i hate ashlee but love pete wentz

ihateyou May 15, 2008 at 6:31 pm

I hate Ashlee Simpson,who the cares if she is getting married.
its going to fail like her sisters marriage.

foo May 17, 2008 at 4:54 pm

That’s just a cruel thing to say. You may not be trying to get in but with recent interest in her sister and her “supposed” jealousy i can understand the precautions and I’m pretty sure it’s their day so who cares if they if they were black and emo it up.

frojabi May 19, 2008 at 3:27 pm

She’s a useless hooker who is clearly pregnant and quite frankly she’s a no talent wanna be alternative tramp. I don’t understand why anyone gives a crap about her. Plus since her surgery she’s uglier than before. I hope this coverup pregnancy is exposed to show her as the hooker she is.

ADMINISTRATOR May 20, 2008 at 12:38 pm

admmy, you’re such a liar. Ashlee is very happy with her guy. Aren’t you the same idiot who keeps claiming that all these celebritys are on a dating website??? You fool!!!!

emoboy October 22, 2008 at 1:06 am

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jocelyn May 2, 2009 at 10:33 pm

ok wtf do u mean emo hes no emo ok if u called him emo i call i posers and hes a poser 2 hes no emo 2 ~+`@$)#((%~%!@*& off

jass May 2, 2009 at 10:38 pm

i hate that u call that emo lik come on &@+)*@`#$@^(~$&% u hes not emo u &@+)*@`#$@^(~$&% s

jass May 2, 2009 at 10:38 pm

i hate that u call that emo lik come on *~^$_*+$_+~$!$(^ u hes not emo u *~^$_*+$_+~$!$(^ s

josh May 2, 2009 at 10:39 pm

omg jocelyn so right hes so not %$~#+&@+$&&~&+_& ing emo u poser

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LOVE IT!! me and my bf r going for tha same look, with the chuck taylors…YAY

karmen July 13, 2009 at 5:36 pm

OMG! im sick of people talking about other people´s life…WHAT DO U CARE? live UR own life and leave them with their lifes… whoever that wrote this mini article doesnt have anything else better to do??

jennifer November 4, 2009 at 11:06 pm

i so look up to them lovin it

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