Beyonce Chowing Down for Phantom Baby

Can’t Beyonce and Jay-Z just enjoy being married for a while? Not everyone has to go and pull an Ashlee Simpson and get preggers and married all at once. B’s belly is the topic of much speculation (even though as you can see in the pic above from last week, there’s nothing there), as some pals are secretly coming forward to reveal that she’s currently knocked up. One loose-lipped friend says, “She has gained a lot of pregnancy weight. When she gains weight, she normally does the Def Jam detox, but not now.”
Wait a second. Forget the pregnancy - what the f*ck is the “Def Jam detox?!” Google is revealing nothing - does it involve listening to old Beastie Boys and LL Cool J tracks while eating salad? Rick Rubin, fill us in! Beyonce’s rep was having none of the baby buzz, and said, “I don’t know if she’s pregnant. Let me perform an ultrasound and get back to you.”
We’re waiting!






October 6th, 2008 at 1:06 am
i hope that she is that is a good thing i am one of beyonce fan and i sure wish her good luck if she is because i know that beyonce will be a very good mother to her child.so beyone and jay-z i wish youguys the best of luck that god can offer you.
August 5th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
well if she is pregnant, that baby aint gonna be a peach because j really aint no peach. that baby won’t top vivienne and knox jollie-pitt
July 29th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
Girl can belive, I wanted to know if it is a boy or girl,It should be a girl ,beyonce and jay!
July 6th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT BEYONCE IS PREGNANT.OH WELL,I JUST WANT TO KNOW IF ITS A GIRL OR A BOY.
P.S. I LOVE IRREPLACABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!