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Five Really Good Reasons Brit’s Not Preggers

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Heard the rumor about Brit having a bun in the oven? Us too. But we’re not freaking out over a little belly bump, cuz we know our girl can’t be knocked up just yet. Don’t believe us? Check out these five solid reasons and then try to challenge our proof.

5. The Jamie-Lynn Factor

You think Britney would get pregnant when her hotter, younger, more scandalously pregnant sister is about to give birth? Hell no! Brit shares the spotlight with no one, and there’s no way she’d let her possible pregnancy get overshadowed by J-L!

4. Ciggies Aren’t for Mommies

Say what you will about Britney Spears and how big she looks in this pic, but there’s NO WAY she is dumb enough to smoke while pregnant.

3. Her BFF Mel Would Be Mad

Brit’s currently on vacation with her most random best friend, Mel Gibson. If she was really knocked up wouldn’t she be getting a sonogram and not a Costa Rican tan?

2. So Long Sexy Outfits

Brit would have to abandon skantastic outfits like the one she sported the other night in favor of mama-wear. No more short skirts? No way! Also, note the ciggies in her hand. No way is she puffin’ for two!

1. Would Britney REALLY Get Knocked Up During the Making of a Sex Tape?

Oh crap. Yes, she might. And there’s a rumored sex vid of Brit doing her ex-BF Adnan Ghalib while wearing her pink wig! Maybe we better rethink this list…


Tags: Britney Spears

This entry was posted on Thursday, May 15th, 2008 at 4:14 pm

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12 Responses to “Five Really Good Reasons Brit’s Not Preggers”

  1. lawrence Says:

    I have always been trying to ask everthing about her as I could.
    People say she is a member of a celeb club
    *** We al t hy Ming le.c om ***
    I once was there and met my rich girlfriend.
    It’s a place to meet the rich and celebrities.

  2. Giu Viera Says:

    http://www.vimeo.com/1020539

  3. Christian Says:

    Maybe this will show. These two pictures are 5 days apart. How would she get that big that fast?

    http://britneyspearsblackout.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/brit-comparison.JPG

    And this is her April 30/’
    http://gallery.untouchablebritney.net/albums/userpics/normal_BSpearsFox043008_09.jpg

    Does anyone see what i mean?

  4. Beast Says:

    http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb257/OSDIA/mayo2/osdia7775.gif

    Footage of the edited picture!

  5. THE TRUTH Says:

    I REALLY WISH THEY WOULD JUST LEAVE THIS CHILD ALONE SHE HAS BEEN PUT UP DOWN AND DRAG IN THE MUD. I FEEL REAL SORRY FOR HER AND THE FACT THAT SHE CAN’T GO ANY WERE WITH OUT LIGHTS CAMERA ACTION.

    P.S BRITTANY IF YOU NEED A FRIEND TO TELL YOU WHEN YOUR &$#( ING UP OR TO KEEP YOU IN CHECK I’LL BE THAT FRIEND NO CHARGE.!!!! THE TRUTH

  6. agree11 Says:

    Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. It seems Britney is seeking true love online now. I saw her onmilllionairedating site “W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m* last week. Good luck to her search.

  7. jamel lawson Says:

    hey this ya boy jamel just commenting on this brittany you look like a hot mess and i hate people on drugs you should be setting a good example for the young girls that listen to your mucis i think you are a dumb *(^ b i t c h and you maybe burn

  8. Irene Says:

    jamel lawson, your comment shows that it is who is dump and not just but having a serious mental problems. (or may be it’s drugs effect?)don’t think normal would say such words.

  9. Rachel Says:

    Look out for the next britney spears in gospel music biger badder then britney coming soon but for now for can buy my songs on sondcilck before the cd’s hits on itunes,amazonmp3,and other stores at Main page: http://www.soundclick.com/rachelsanders

  10. Rachel Sanders Says:

    or you can check me out on myspace.com/rachelsanderscom

  11. Rachel Sanders Says:

    Leave the peopel alone that’s making funny britney spears you know why there making funny of her she needs Jesus christ that’s why have repect for others love your emiems that’s what the bible says and jesus says it too we all need to stop fighting and love one another.and one thing why britney is curse because she want give up her sins and repent to god to stoping taking drugs take care of her kids as a better mother and sing gospel music it could be urban gospel,or gospel pop anything to keep this child away from the devil’s wicked sinful ways and if she’ll do that god in heaven will blessed her she would be a new creation in christ jesus old ways pass away and new ways becoming new jesus is the anawer he died on the cross for our sins that we may live again in heaven i a magine i that’s my preached word from god not coming from me it god that speak to me in his holy spirt what to say pepopel cause ready or not Jesus christ is comimg like a theif in the night no man knows the day or the hour he’s coming all i know be ready sereve god until this world is all over it’s time for all the saints of god to go home in heaven to meet the lord there is a hell and there is a heaven hell you’ve burn forver day and night heaven you live forver your body transfrom with power and might and there be no more death no more stealing fighting just love peace and happiness and praising god how i made it over but every knee shall bow every tough shall confess giving acount the deeds done right or wrong in their life or body.

  12. Rachael Says:

    Seriously…. Stop Taking The Piss Out Of Britney….

    Britney has suffered a very serious mental disorder which everyone seems to forget . Also the medacation she is taking would have had a very bad effect if she was with child. Also Britney must have had blood test recently and with all those workers who went into her medical file it would have gotten out by now if she was.

    xXx