No Booze Means Beyonce’s Having a Baby!

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Gasp! Beyonce “only drank water” at Kanye West‘s concert after-party here in NYC last week. B normally likes to nurse a glass or two of champagne while out on the town, but this time she swore off the booze. Well obviously, this is a sure sign that she MUST be knocked up. Other things that Beyonce did that night that surely prove she’s preggers?

  • touched her stomach
  • wore a slightly baggy shirt
  • held hands with her husband Jay-Z
  • went to the bathroom
  • ate dinner
  • laughed
  • applied lip gloss

OMG. It’s true. She MUST be pregnant – all signs point to yes! [NY Post]

This entry was posted on Wednesday, May 21st, 2008 at 10:13 am

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29 responses to to No Booze Means Beyonce’s Having a Baby!

the truth May 21, 2008 at 10:16 am

THiiS BiitCH AiiN’T PREGANT

Police09 May 21, 2008 at 10:33 am

Calm yourself. There aren’t that many i’s in ain’t and b.i.t.c.h. Ghetto typers are always a thorn in my sight.

The blogger needs to mind they’re damn business. If she is, she is, if she’s not, she’s not. None of those reasons lead to pregnacy, seriously, how old are you? 16? Stop being surprised that a happy couple can be actually happy without a baby. Until you see a baby bump, shut the hell up.

Police May 21, 2008 at 10:35 am

I mean their business. Excuse me.

such a lady May 21, 2008 at 11:17 am

i’ll believe it when i see it !!!

Sandry May 21, 2008 at 11:25 am

I didn’t realize holding hands, going to the bathroom, eating dinner and putting on lip gloss meant you were pregnant.

Crap. I guess I’m in real trouble then, eh?

baby boo May 21, 2008 at 12:31 pm

plz all the signs mite b there but ur just take n it n the wrong way
theres no way she could b
unless her belly starts get n big she aint prego!!!
k ok

baby boo May 21, 2008 at 12:31 pm

plz all the signs mite b there but ur just take n it n the wrong way
theres no way she could b
unless her belly starts get n big she aint prego!!!
k ok!!

meathead May 21, 2008 at 2:14 pm

meetiru….you’re a lying sack of sh_t!!!! These people you are taling sh_t about are married….HAPPILY!!!!

Hey May 21, 2008 at 2:36 pm

None of those reasons make sense unless you can really prove it quit sayin shes pregnant god if shes pregnant that must mean i am too then huh. Damn Liars!!

l.shanks May 21, 2008 at 3:43 pm

beyonce is not pregnant she could never stand for anything that would take the limelight off of her even for a second.

DeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzNutz May 22, 2008 at 10:06 pm

Ya’ll need to stop watching B’s every move if she is, she will tell the world. You just sit back and tend to u. I promise B don’t sit around and wonder what the media is doing on da daily. Just chill.Let Beyonce do Beyonce.
And im out

MODELREESE August 6, 2008 at 2:40 pm

I really hope beyonce is pregnant she will make a good mom

mimi September 17, 2008 at 3:56 pm

i wish b and jay the best of luck and is she havein a boy or a girl?

crystal November 2, 2008 at 4:57 am

omg Im so happy for her its about time !

Britt November 25, 2008 at 9:37 am

this is the dumbst @_)+%!@*_!$&~%+^ i’ve ever heard beyonce is CLEARLY preggers bc she ate an put on lig gloss come on now wtf ppl!!!!!

Meashah December 11, 2008 at 7:47 am

I think she is pregnant too.
because she was the tlk of the weak at my high school and they said that they heard on the news that beyonce and jay-z are having little jay-z . so that is another sighn of her being pregnant

simphiwe December 28, 2008 at 8:31 am

i wish to

mark2009 March 29, 2009 at 5:46 pm

I THINK SHE IS NOT PREGNANT BECAUSE ALL OF THOSE DANCE SHE DO SHE WOLUD HAVE THREW UP OR HAVE A UPSET STOMACH

flamekikgame April 23, 2009 at 2:49 pm

I read up at upallnite.tv that Hov was taken out for drinks but the prople who took him out couldnt afford to pay

layup April 23, 2009 at 2:50 pm

i read the same thing. upallnite.tv stays on top ov thier game

tina May 5, 2009 at 12:40 pm

thats so _#!!_!+$$%`#*)~`^$ ed.. that doesnt mean shes pregoo loserrrssss

jay May 17, 2009 at 8:44 pm

omg u need 2 watch yo mouth she not a +~#!_`)#(^#*@#`*~ an dif she was thats her problem damn u rude mane

jamie October 16, 2009 at 12:04 pm

tru dat dnt mine nothing.

kristen johnson December 17, 2009 at 12:04 pm

Their baby will be sooo pretty and cute cuz beyonce is pretty and jay-z is cute well so worng with them having a baby and y r people saying that she sacred 2 have a baby they don’t know them only their families know them not those other people so stop saying bad thing about them cuz they don’t know them 2 be saying that them and i’m their biggest fan so u need 2 stop saying bad things about them and kiss their azz and get a life and stop wareing about them and the other celebrites. I LUV U BEYONCE AND JAY-Z

TIISETSANG February 26, 2010 at 11:17 am

THAT WILL BE NICE,,,FOR BEYONCE TO HEV,,,, A BABY,,,,

Tiisetsang February 26, 2010 at 11:22 am

wel byonce and jzee they make the cutest couple ever,,,and the day they wanna hev a baby they will,,,,so lets leave them alone,,,,guys,,,,and mind our own business,,,im sure we all hev a lot in our plates,,,than to worry abt other pple lives,,,,let them live happly ever afer,,,,i wihs them well,,,,

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