Pete & Ashlee’s Wedding Looks Lame

Holy sh*t! The first picture from Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz’s wedding has been revealed and IT. IS. BORING. Sure they may have had 10,000 black roses and crystal chandeliers, but did they have to keep their weird, matching comb-over hipster hairdos? Honestly, Wentz’s dog looked the hottest. As for the pic of Jessica grinding her butt all over her ex Tony Romo? We’ve seen it all before. That girl does desperation better than she does music. Work it! [People]



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May 21st, 2008 at 2:12 pm
oh wow! these two tampons got married and what excitement!……NOT!!!!!!!!!!!
May 21st, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Good luck to both of them…
May 21st, 2008 at 2:29 pm
wow pete!! I’m happy for them but Pete is sooo Hot and i’m surprised he married her. I hope their happy together though!
May 21st, 2008 at 2:49 pm
Huh? I thought Ashlee had all that plastic surgery done, and her chin looks terrible! I bet Pete wore more makeup than ashlee.
May 21st, 2008 at 6:40 pm
wow…meathead…u must really live up 2 that name….i think everyone knows that these celebs are not really on that phony site…its probably a phishing site or something to get u caught up if ur using ur computer at work…so stop going to them and stop commenting about them…thanks…LOSER!!!!!!
May 24th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
Wow they must have legalized gay marriage.